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27 Nov 2003, 10:27
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share the <3
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time for todays laugh at americans thread
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3240190.stm
btw dont let this stop you coming here and spending those $$$$$$
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27 Nov 2003, 10:30
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lolly roffle
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
lolly roffle
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27 Nov 2003, 10:33
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This is bat country
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
thats one NASTY dish
Americans once again prove to know nothing about the outside borders
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27 Nov 2003, 10:46
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
One day I plan to travel to a forest in America and hunt the elusive hot dog.
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27 Nov 2003, 10:48
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
'It has not been known to make a dash for freedom when coming under the knife. '
i was sure that they wold have sacked the guy who writes these lines by now for being too sarcastic
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27 Nov 2003, 10:49
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Lord Denning
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
Of course haggis are animals.
This is all communist propaganda.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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27 Nov 2003, 11:03
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cynic
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
all commies should be shot on sight, this includes the norwegian ones.
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27 Nov 2003, 12:12
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This is bat country
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
hotmail is owned by a communist.
ner ner
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27 Nov 2003, 12:23
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Rawr rawr
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
heh heh...
I knew what haggis was, but I never saw it (or a pic of it) I thought it was a plate with meat or something, not a roll like on that picture.
Actually, when you look at the haggis dish on that newspage it kinda looks like an animal, like a fried fat mole or something.
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27 Nov 2003, 12:24
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This is bat country
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
it looks like a chopped off leg with severe frostbite
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27 Nov 2003, 13:04
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Angry Young Man
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
In fairness, the old "haggis is a three legged creature" is a myth the english believed for centuries
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27 Nov 2003, 13:08
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This is bat country
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
ancient people were a bit gullible though
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27 Nov 2003, 16:34
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
Before opening this thread, I guessed you were mocking this story
Offensive jargon comes under fire
Yours was better though.
EDIT more/better info
Last edited by 1-X; 27 Nov 2003 at 16:42.
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27 Nov 2003, 17:23
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cynic
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a tad oversensitive perhaps?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3243656.stm
just a tad oversensitive? or a legitimate concern in todays PC world?
myself? i just think its the americans being fking dumb again, but there you go.
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27 Nov 2003, 17:25
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lolly roffle
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Re: a tad oversensitive perhaps?
Its just plain stupidity.
old btw
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27 Nov 2003, 17:46
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cynic
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
dammit, i got beaten
i still lolly roffled though
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27 Nov 2003, 17:51
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deffeh
In fairness, the old "haggis is a three legged creature" is a myth the english believed for centuries
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WIth one leg shorter than the others so it can run round mountains easier \o/
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
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27 Nov 2003, 18:02
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overtired
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
so they're not, like, living bagpipes after all?
no reason to ever go to Scotland then, they might as well close it
and anyway, haggis hunting should be banned. It's against the will of the McPeople (probably)
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27 Nov 2003, 18:03
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
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It's against the will of the McPeople (probably)
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Scotland doesn't have McPeople, to be a McPerson you have to have a McJob and we all know the Jocks just sit around in string vests all day sponging off us productive English/Welsh people!
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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27 Nov 2003, 18:09
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lolly roffle
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
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Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
productive Welsh people!
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27 Nov 2003, 18:10
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overtired
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
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Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
...the Jocks just sit around in string vests all day sponging off us productive English/Welsh people!
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except for Lorraine Kelly
Last edited by 1-X; 27 Nov 2003 at 18:11.
Reason: and that scary Cameron bloke who won Big Brother
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27 Nov 2003, 19:15
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
It does look like an american though.
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27 Nov 2003, 23:55
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mmm lambs
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Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by JC
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gayle29uk
productive Welsh people!
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lolly roffle
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I choked on my food when I read that heh.
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28 Nov 2003, 17:39
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
quiet fag
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28 Nov 2003, 17:41
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Angry Young Man
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
I was going to make a joke but being banned wouldnt have been nice. Anyway, black people dont use the internet, so i would have got away with it.
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28 Nov 2003, 17:47
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
it certainly seems like a niggardly issue to get worked up over.
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28 Nov 2003, 17:47
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Miles Teg
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
sometimes i miss the old days
whip
cotton
the works.
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28 Nov 2003, 17:52
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
It's kinda stupid, yes. But i do understand that some can be offended at the stuff, even thought i feel that it's stupid!
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28 Nov 2003, 18:23
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
Bloomers is insane.
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28 Nov 2003, 18:25
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
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It's kinda stupid, yes. But i do understand that some can be offended at the stuff, even thought i feel that it's stupid!
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maybe they should be less dumb
edit: in an ideal world, all tech firms would abide by this request and stop dealing with LA County completely, but it isnt particularly likely to happen.
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28 Nov 2003, 18:27
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
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maybe they should be less dumb
edit: in an ideal world, all tech firms would abide by this request and stop dealing with LA County completely, but it isnt particularly likely to happen.
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Hey Nodrog, I run everywhere I go because you get to your destination quicker and it keeps you fit. I know running is more dangerous than walking and in fact, just the other day, I was running to the canteen in work when I collided with a fire extinguisher but on balance, I prefer to run.
My colleagues have started to notice my running as well, so much so that I've been asked to meet with a counsellor in ten minutes. Actually, I'm a bit behind schedule but if I run, I might just make it.
What do you prefer?
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28 Nov 2003, 18:31
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
it takes a racist to spot another racist.
well
actually no, it doesnt
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28 Nov 2003, 19:08
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
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28 Nov 2003, 20:34
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cynic
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Re: your hard drive is racist!
i posted this yesterday and some nazi mod merged my thread dammit
and to make it worse, said nazi mod didnt even own up to it, i found out off JC )
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28 Nov 2003, 20:39
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Re: ITT we discuss americans and hard drives and masters and slaves.
First nazi mod post in a nazi mod thread.
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28 Nov 2003, 20:42
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cynic
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Re: ITT we discuss americans and hard drives and masters and slaves.
you could at least have admitted it then i wouldnt have had to call you a nazi
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28 Nov 2003, 20:45
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Re: ITT we discuss americans and hard drives and masters and slaves.
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you could at least have admitted it then i wouldnt have had to call you a nazi
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Don't worry. I once got called a nazi for supporting freedom of speech which was a pretty funny moment for me. Every time someone calls me a nazi now I think back to then and start laughing.
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29 Nov 2003, 02:29
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Re: ITT we discuss americans and hard drives and masters and slaves.
Do I get bonus points for know what Haggis is, but I don't see what not know it means? Its food, I wouldn't call it priorty on my list to know. I am sure I could dig up some American treat that you wouldn't know about but is popular here.
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29 Nov 2003, 02:42
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Next goal wins!
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Re: ITT we discuss americans and hard drives and masters and slaves.
this thread is kinky
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29 Nov 2003, 03:10
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Re: ITT we discuss americans and hard drives and masters and slaves.
Lol that made me giggle.
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