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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 08:47   #1
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Covert Ops, some light fun

Best one wins a prize. (Not my own work below) (Oh and u dont actually get a prize).


Covert 782 10 agents have eluded Security and left a bag of burning dog poo on your front doorstep. Our alertness has been raised.


Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Fang. Hang your head in shame.


Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Fang. Your dog is pregnant.


Covert 782 10 agents from Eclipse have raped and pillaged your planet - and to add to that nicked ur gf - fear teh darkside!

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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 08:52   #3
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Forest. You are now at war.
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Forest. You are now at war

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Forest. You ought to be fkin ashamed of yourself.
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 08:55   #5
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Re: Covert Ops, some light fun

Covert 782 10 agents have senaked in from x:x:x. No-one notices as you all quit.
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 09:15   #6
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Re: Covert Ops, some light fun

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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Vengeance. You are now a lesbian.
Afraid Gayle have retired, otherwise a good one ;-)
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Re: Covert Ops, some light fun

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Nodrog. You can now build Tarantulas.

Covert 782 1 agents have sneaked in from Gerbie and stolen all your money, ships and roids. Don't you wish they'd change the ****ing formula?

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Dave. This is now a ******** account.
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 09:22   #8
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Re: Covert Ops, some light fun

Some fun pasted form the *very bored* Eclipse Elite Special Forces team



Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from ViruS. Actually, they just called on the phone instead.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Vengeance. You are now a lesbian.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from F-Crew. You can stop laughing now.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Forest. War has now been declared on you.

Covert 782 1 agent from Vision have broke in and humpored ur leg - A yellow post-it note is attached to your leg saying "Legator was ere".

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from NoS. They have given you apile of resources cos they aren't very bright.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Madcows. You have a sudden desire to paint your demolition derby car with "Planetarion" theme.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from NoS. You feel violated, like someone has touched you in your "special" place.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from NoS. You now have 32197259GB of pr0n added to your HD

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from NoS. Condoms litter your planet and cause an ecological disaster zone.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from PA-Crew. Welcome to tick 727.

Covert 782 10 agents from Olrik have broke in - your idleness has been vastly improved.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Outcast. You smell like curry.

Covert 782 10 agents from Theamion have broke in - "All your S-Club MP3's are belong to meh".

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Fang. You are proud to be...

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Dragons. And they're all in the bathtub together.

Covert 782 10,000 agents have sneaked in from FAnG. Remember - Quantity > Quality

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Dragons. Your roids are now coated with lotion.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from RaH. They want to borrow the lawn mower. Again.

Covert 782 10 agents from Eclipse have raped and pillaged your planet - Your punctuation and typos have been
corrected, intelligence supports that RealJames was involved.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from LDK. Your credit card is missing.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Cimmeria. You were hacked. Honest

Covert 782 100 agents from LDK have broke in and abused your hamster - One PA Player escorted by 99 "brothers".

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from FAnG. They need their diapers changed.
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 09:28   #9
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Re: Covert Ops, some light fun

Cover 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Real Life and stole Spinner
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 09:31   #10
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Re: Covert Ops, some light fun

Covert 783 10 agents have sneaked in from Vengeance. You are now a faithful worshiper of _are_

guess very few who aint or have been VGN/bd really appriciates this one, but we do ;-)
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from NoS. You notice your bottom is sore.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from hirr. Spend all morning cleaning up small furry bodies.
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Unread 17 Oct 2003, 09:38   #12
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Seraphim. Those bloody angelwing feathers are everywhere !
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Covert 782 100 agents have sneaked in from TFD and left pictures of them using your toothbrush and fitting on your underwear ! oh, and all your weed is gone :P
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Covert 782 1 agent hacked into your house and emptied the contents of your fridge, watched Tv then left a thank you note, our front door has now been locked
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Dragons. You have been exiled.
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Bush. You have now declared war with iran, irak, egypt, netherlands and some other country.
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Covert 782 1 agents have sneaked in from Gerbie and stolen all your money, ships and roids. Don't you wish they'd change the ****ing formula?
ROFLMAO!
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from F-Crew. You can stop laughing now.
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Covert 782 10 agents from hirr have infiltrated your military command squad. Expect suicidal runs once a week.
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Covert 782 10 agents have barged in from Eclipse and stolen your virginity. Be patient and Focht will surely post some long and tedious denial post on AD
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Cover 782 10 agents have sneaked in from LDK, used your PA account, and reported you as multi. MultiHunter MrBrick will delete you asap.
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Meddy and captured 1000 of each resource. Suddenly you realise he left logins to his BG too.
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Covert 782 100 agents have sneaked in from TFD and left pictures of them using your toothbrush and fitting on your underwear ! oh, and all your weed is gone :P
Dammit...I KNEW I didn't smoke all of it..grr grr
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Covert 782 10 agents from Iraq have infiltrated your planet and destroyed 0 metal roids. The operation was a success says their minister of information

Covert 782 10 agents from round 5 have infiltrated your defences and spent your galaxy fund on a Jumpgate.

Covert 782 10 agents from [Revolt] have announced they will attack your planet in a couple of days, which should give you plenty of time to get ready

Covert 782 10 agents from Round 9.5 have infiltrated your planet and uninitiated some of your roids

Covert 782 10 agents from MI5 have stolen 34958 of each resource. They seem to have left a portable computer behind though.

Covert 782 10 agents from Zeus have infiltrated your planet and stnoel 5496 of ecah rserouce
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Covert 782 10 agents from Andy_r's beta account have infiltrated your planet, your account has been suspended until all 274 typos and misuse of punctuation have been corrected
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Covert 782 10 agents broke into Andy_r's account and deleted it, in due retribution for overoptimistic posts regarding PaX.
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Andy_r wins the thread.
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from IPC they found out you hate blocking too, made you coffee, cleaned your house and offered you an officer position.
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Covert 782 JAMES BOND ROFFLE LOLLY!
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from IPC they found out you hate blocking too, made you coffee, cleaned your house, offered you an officer position .... converted all your ships to PDS and installed your complimentary copy of "Sim City XIX"
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from VGN and left nkd pics of trustbot sleeping with c123a behind to hide their tracks while running of with your roids

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from RIAA and took all illigal sofware and funds

Covert 782 10 agents from USA have infiltrated your planet and accuse you of having weapons of mass destruction. Your account is frozen until further notice.

Covert 782 1337 agents have sneaked in from n00b and stole 0 of all resources.

Covert 782 10 agents from Legion-HQ have sneaked in and stole your children. Become a farm or they won't send 'em back.

Covert 782 10 agents from Doqnach have sneaked in and stole 10% PENIS ENLARGEMENT!!!! your spam filter

Covert 782 0.5 agents from PA-Crew have sneaked in and used admin tools to change your name to: I Live for Mr.Brick of Hail The Admins

Covert 782 10 agents from TFD sneaked into Mr.Bricks bedroom and took pictures of him wearing a dress

Covert 1100001110 00001010 agents from Binary Of Hex sneaked in and stole FFFFFFFF of all resources


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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Liverpool. Your car stereo is missing.
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Elysium, farmed your planet, and the rest of your galaxy for the next 4 weeks, and intend to keep on doing it for the rest of the round. Your alertness to Elysiums lameness has been raised.
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Covert 782 10 agents have eluded Security and left a bag of burning dog poo on your front doorstep. Our alertness has been raised.


Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Fang. Hang your head in shame.


Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Fang. Your dog is pregnant.


Covert 782 10 agents from Eclipse have raped and pillaged your planet - and to add to that nicked ur gf - fear teh darkside!

didnt you cheat?

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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Idler and.... didn't understand his last comment.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Lokken and won the premier league \o/
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Dawn of Myth and converted all your fighters into cute little dwarfs with big axes and long beards.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from **********, your entire fleet seem to have been lost in space.

Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from last week, you notice a little note asking "Where is Limbo???"
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<MrBrick> Covert 910 Forest has managed to gain entry to your planet. He accidentally left his catheter on the sofa. You manage to hijack the stair lift on his Interceptor. He now follows you about asking for a cup of tea and wondering what time it was. You have gained 1539 War Stories.

<MrBrick> Covert 910 Phil^ has gained access to your planet. Luckily the Lager Top you left by the the landing bays got the better of him. There is vomit on your carpet. You have gained 3458 semi-digested mixed vegetables and 1 overly merry Scot.

<MrBrick> Covert 910 A2 has gone mental with 6 Cans of Strongbow and some glowsticks. You have gained 1 History Student largin' it fo' real.
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<MrBrick> Covert 910 Kloopy has gained access to your planet. Oh wait, he fell off.
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<MrBrick> Covert 910 Ice-Lady has sabotaged your battleships. Your pilots cannot turn the in-****pit entertainment systems off, and have been subjected to Happy Hardcore. 12 of your pilots have gone insane, 10 Pilots have torn their own heads off, and 1 pilot is being chased around by Ice-Lady whilst she screams "Come here little Kitty, Icy wants to love you!"
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Covert 782 10 agents have sneaked in from Elysium, farmed your planet, and the rest of your galaxy for the next 4 weeks, and intend to keep on doing it for the rest of the round. Your alertness to Elysiums lameness has been raised.
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I farmed Elysium planets just for fun back in the days
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Covert 1259 10 agents have sneaked in from Vengeance. And taken your 10 agents out to dinner and a movie.
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Covert 1230 10 agents have sneaked in from Phraktos. It appears your planet has been deleted.

Covert 1230 10 agents have sneaked in from Sevrok. That'll teach you to mess with him in round 2!

Covert 1230 10 agents have sneaked in from Touriquet. Your next incomings will trigger auto-delete mode.

Covert 1230 10 agenst have sneaked in from JC`. You have a strange arbiter next to your name now <3
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Covert 1270 1 Spinner have sneaked in from Planetarion. You are now a PA addict.
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Covert 1271 1 Nadar has sneaked in from his home planet. You are now a noob.
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Cover 1272 1 Nadar has sneaked in from his hideout. Run Forest, ruuuuuuuuuuuuun.
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1270 10 agents have sneaked in from 1up. All alliances and blocks are hereby cancelled and nullified!
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Covert 1230 1 TomKat has stumbled across 171151. Woooo scary resurrected zombie thread.
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