Struth Bruce

[JC]

lolly roffle

[Rumad]

yep seen it before

pretty old isn't it?

[JC]

No idea i just saw it and laughed. Not many threads appear here and dont get someone shouting old though, even if its a news report from a few hours earlier.

[Rumad]

Originally Posted by JC

No idea i just saw it and laughed. Not many threads appear here and dont get someone shouting old though, even if its a news report from a few hours earlier.

Nah had it on a email about 2 months ago it is rather amusing though, though i saw this today and this made me laugh

The good, the bad and the ugly:

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

[IncubusGod]

Hehe, I like the speed camera thing. Very smart.

[Sunday8pm]

I haven't seen it either, usually cause I delete most forwards cause as rumad demonstrated, they totally blow in most cases

[Dace]

The link was quite amusing :up:

[1-X]

I think I need glasses. I misread the thread title as "Steve Bruce" and the one below it as "are you anally abusive?"

[Rumad]

i agree t was cutting, but te fact is he si following m around on ever thrad and inciting me to reply. I did and I will try and keep it in check from now on, but simply he has no right to mae underhand comments on ever thread.

[Kurashima]

I think that right about now, you both need to stop making veiled or direct personal attacks on one another. If you disagree on the point, feel free to make your views known on the point.

When it starts wandering into the realms of "you fat bastard" , "you dole scrounging ****" , etc etc, youre both looking at new accounts. I think any leeway were supposed to give is lying screaming in a gutter right now saying "Dont rape me Dace".

Or something.

[Sunday8pm]

Rumad, I'm not stalking you, there is a limited amount of new threads posted a day, you'll find there's a few I haven't posted in, a few you haven't posted in, neither of us are following each other, it just so happens to be that the opinions you hold on this forum I disagree with, and frequently when I point out the flaws in your posting in threads I've taken an interest in that you have posted in, you retaliate with personal attacks rather than tackle the problem head on and accept that perhaps you made a rather poor post or perhaps that you should heed the advice given by mods and users alike that people want you to spend the ****ing time to make your posts readable and not gobbledygook cause you can't be arsed to type correctly.

You've already been warned by jonny on that issue.

Kura, I usually don't get personal unless I'm retorting to a personal attack that isn't of baring relevance to the thread but I will admit that there is prolly no need and come to you sooner etc.

I shall always maintain the right to make my views on POSTS known and hoep that users respect my criticism and not respond personally to it ( as in respond in a manner which is basically lots of irrelevant insults thrown at the user).

[Rumad]

Originally Posted by Sunday8pm

Rumad, I'm not stalking you, there is a limited amount of new threads posted a day, you'll find there's a few I haven't posted in, a few you haven't posted in, neither of us are following each other, it just so happens to be that the opinions you hold on this forum I disagree with, and frequently when I point out the flaws in your posting in threads I've taken an interest in that you have posted in, you retaliate with personal attacks rather than tackle the problem head on and accept that perhaps you made a rather poor post or perhaps that you should heed the advice given by mods and users alike that people want you to spend the ****ing time to make your posts readable and not gobbledygook cause you can't be arsed to type correctly.

You've already been warned by jonny on that issue.

Kura, I usually don't get personal unless I'm retorting to a personal attack that isn't of baring relevance to the thread but I will admit that there is prolly no need and come to you sooner etc.

I shall always maintain the right to make my views on POSTS known and hoep that users respect my criticism and not respond personally to it ( as in respond in a manner which is basically lots of irrelevant insults thrown at the user).

Actually the only official warning I have been given has been from JC and that was some time ago when I went on a posting splurge on AD.

You have generally followed me from post to post and have purposely incited me to respond. I agree there are only a limited amount of new threads each day, but as most will probably agree I have posted more often than not now on AD for a period of time and I have not encounterd your sort of posting which has been written in a way as to try and incite a response.

I may not agree with your posts and we may discuss individual differences, but like in this thread you responded with replies that were designed to rather cleverly insult me or what I say.

I won't be driven away from these forums and you can say what you want if its on topic, but other than that leave your off hand comments to yourself thanks and I will do likewise.

[Kurashima]

ok , the points have been made, youve both had PM responses explaining where we go from here, and you both know the score. Slate is clean, debating floor is open, this thread is closed.


FFS, its not like we actually enforce the rules here much, so try not to make us actually do some work. Cheers.