There's not enough disrespect for science on the forum, and definitely not enough wildly irrational believes, although travler helps to be fair.
Dream Interpretation (please give):
Last night I dreamt someone was explaining something to me. He was sat on my sofa and I was on the chair opposite. But, all of a sudden, this man had to cut someone open to aide this explanation. I was a little tentative at first, but because of my belief in experimentation to aide the advances of the human race, I reluctantly accepted. But then, all of a sudden, the victims innards were all over my sofa. And his brain. It was fully out of his head and smearing its juices all over my sofa. I was not pleased. I remember thinking, moving around the chair so my head nestled into its clean cushions away from the newly opened victim, "I don't need to see this. How unpleasant".
Dreams, eh? (You should keep a dream diary, incidentally, because when I used to I had a whole book of really strange stories that would be very useful if anyone wants to indict me of thought crimes.)