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Unread 26 Feb 2007, 21:48   #1
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Text messages

Does anyone else store them? Obviously with phones generally going from 10 -> 50 -> 200 -> 200+++ storage capacity, its become easy to lock, or not delete the messages that you particularly like for whatever reason.

Sadly with my phone theres no easy TRANSFER MESSAGES TO FILE option in the phone so i either have to lose them, or type them in manually to text files. I can be too sentimental to throw things out, so this usually takes ****ing hours.

The funny thing is some of the messages you read back on after a few months / years and lol at.


So basically

SHARE YOUR FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES HERE


danny - between me and u though hell probs tell u anyway. he got chucked out of the beat, had a verbal with the bouncers. walked home though he went on magical mystery tour of country roads while texting claire with some abuse. (From mate 1, talking about mate 2's 6 hour walk home on new years eve)


gavin - my head is pounding, i was so ****in hungry that i had 2 large shish kebabs b4 i got in a taxi, i didnt realise how pissed i was until i woke up there with sore head (after a night out where i fell asleep with my head on the bar and didnt get kicked out for some reason. i also tried to pull a female wrestler)
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Unread 26 Feb 2007, 21:53   #2
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Re: Text messages

I think you maybe had to be there?
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Unread 26 Feb 2007, 22:17   #3
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Re: Text messages

I like to keep my old text messages so when Im bored and on a bus or train I can read them and make myself feel popular.

My current phone has in the inbox 490 messages, the first in November, the most recent 5 minutes ago. Periodically when it gets to the 500 number I chop my messages down to 250 or so.

"I finally bummed her! Took a few drinks so she might hurt in the morning but I don't care I can go to sleep a happy man. x"

The x is just a thing me and my friends do, but I got this message in class today at about 10am, I just burst out laughing. If you knew the story you would get it I guess
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Unread 26 Feb 2007, 23:13   #4
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Patrick - I'm watching Dutch football.. Heerenveen v PSV. There is a black guy on one of the teams. As if there are any black people in the Netherlands.

Aileen - Hey no worries anytime! I thought u were leavin later so was susprised the flat was empty when i got up! It was great meetin u. Hope u had fun dancin wi pete! x

Elke - JA DUL... WAAR????

Erlend - God jul til deg og din familie! Haper du far en fin jul!
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Re: Text messages

I don't have a mobile phone since almost a year. I can recommend anyone to throw away that annoying piece of shit. Going outside the house wherever is so much more sweeter now, plus you don't have to worry about it's whereabouts.


Just give it a shot for a week to start with!
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Unread 26 Feb 2007, 23:38   #6
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Re: Text messages

mine doesn't ring often anyway; I only use it for important things.
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Re: Text messages

not possible. i cant go to the shitter without it
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Unread 27 Feb 2007, 00:13   #8
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Re: Text messages

It's probably easier to not use a mobile phone if you have no friends and noone ever rings or contacts you, am i rite SS
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Unread 27 Feb 2007, 00:22   #9
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Re: Text messages

I used to have all the smses of me and my gf stored which we sent over a period of a year to eachother ... if you read them you could see the start of a flourishing relationship .. 1.8k+ texts it were, but unfortunately during a back-up, everything was ironically lost..
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Unread 27 Feb 2007, 00:41   #10
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Re: Text messages

ok, here are a few I have saved from quite a long time ago:

(both from same person):
hello.In so bloody drunk its unbelievable.husb my housemates oculy.uve not made up for it.Anyway,went to drovl but it was really good.Sorry fro waakin x x x x x

am t frank cul . Hat to work tonne and do work but i shouldmt gate crashed houses party. Doh! Netsy i. Xxx


And more recently I got this off a gay mate of mine:

Dont tell anyone... I'm gonna go down on you! And you're gonna love it. But it's only going to be long enough to let youstart enjoying it. Then I'm going to come back up again and **** you big time
Yours Sincerely petrol prices xx


I've got a shit load of dirty ones and sweet ones saved other than those...
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i havent a dash of sentimentality in my body, so no saved txt messages for me
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Unread 27 Feb 2007, 01:54   #12
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Re: Text messages

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Dont tell anyone... I'm gonna go down on you! And you're gonna love it. But it's only going to be long enough to let youstart enjoying it. Then I'm going to come back up again and **** you big time
Yours Sincerely petrol prices xx
That's great, what did you say, what happened!?
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text messages are the new poetry
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rich - "chuck a can of coke in the fridge for me, im craving"





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"cat is on my lap now. she is a bootifal" (from a 6yr old kid using my mum's phone with a little help, talking about my cat)

"when you're done ****ing your neighbour come get me some scans bitch" (from Vanquisher whilst playing spaceminers)

"tux i am lost and dont know my way home" from ZoDraCk - a romanian guy who didn't understand that i didnt know wtf he lived.

...best one ever though has got to be when a random girl sent me a topless pic (in 2005 i think?), i have no idea who she was, never seen her in my life, but everytime my phone beeps i hope its her lol...
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Re: Text messages

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It's probably easier to not use a mobile phone if you have no friends and noone ever rings or contacts you, am i rite SS

Pretty accurate except for my girlfriend who couldn't stop texting me, so there you go
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From someone I know vaguely

"Dude, I'm walking your sister home atm, we're so getting it on tonight"

I replied.

"Good for you. I don't have a sister though "

Got a classic "Sorry, wrong number" reply. Jolly times.
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I keep blank text messages. They're succinct.
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My phone keeps pretty much an unlimited number of texts, there're on the edge of 10,000 sent and received in there at the mo spanning 18 months. I think the best ones I get are probably from my dad. For example, upon Liverpool defeating the 'giants' that are Wigan a while back, I received some hours later the simple text:

"CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!"
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"aaaah u sound really creepy!"

"I have alot of time for curry"

I try my best not to text as I find it annoying. MUCH MUCH MUCH easier to call someone.
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amusing ones ...(only because i got them and could do nothing about their requests)

(with the round starting in 2 hrs)
*can u get a credit for (name withheld), its really urgent*

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*not at the moment i'm at a wedding reception in holland*
(i'm uk based)


and...
*get on irc now .. i need to talk to you about transfering the bots*

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*cant just now.. i'm half way up a mountain in Austria*
(i was .. having a lovely picnic at the time)

sweet one..

*sorry, its fog bound here, all flights are canceled, i dont think i'll be back today* (after he'd been away for 3mths)

only to have him turn up 1 min later... utter utter (bleep)


Have to admit the best in error i've heard.. was on my answer phone.

hey chris, shes drunk and giving me a blow job .. (complete with sounds)... must have put the phone down .. cos it went on for as long as my answer phone would record.

i sms'd back ..
Nice answer phone message, sounds like u were having a good time. Who are you?

(i saved it as a sound file and blue toothed it accross to a few people who wanted to use it as ring tone)

i got no reply :-(
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