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27 Feb 2004, 12:56
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new phone
An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well" says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody
who's dick is on his face
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27 Feb 2004, 12:58
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Damn Dog
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Re: new phone
two cows in a field. on says to the other "you worried about this mad cow disease" the other goes "nah, it dont affect us ducks"
my joke is superior to yours.
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27 Feb 2004, 13:00
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Made of Twigs
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Re: new phone
New phone? eh
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27 Feb 2004, 13:24
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Godfather
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Re: new phone
one one one one
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27 Feb 2004, 13:29
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wild one
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Re: new phone
Cow 1: "Moo"
Cow 2: "Funny, I was just about to say that."
me > you
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27 Feb 2004, 13:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: new phone
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
I have a good knock-knock joke. You start!
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27 Feb 2004, 13:54
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Slap Machine
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Re: new phone
dear god make it stop
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27 Feb 2004, 13:56
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: new phone
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlacK_Bengudo
dear god make it stop
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I don't get it
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27 Feb 2004, 15:02
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nomen est omen
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Re: new phone
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
New phone? eh
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Where`s the phone??
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27 Feb 2004, 15:10
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nomen est omen
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Re: new phone
A man looks into the shop window of a pharmacist, and reads a sign stating "Free condom fitting service."
He goes into the shop and asks the female shop assistant, "Do you fit condoms on then?" She replies "yes". The man replies "Well go and wash your hands, and get me some head ache pills"
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27 Feb 2004, 15:11
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Clerk
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Re: new phone
Two men were looking into a clothing shop window and one said to the other "That's the one I'd get" and a Cyclops came round the corner and kicked the shit out of him.
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27 Feb 2004, 15:18
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Henry Kelly
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Re: new phone
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Two men were looking into a clothing shop window and one said to the other "That's the one I'd get" and a Cyclops came round the corner and kicked the shit out of him.
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This made this thread worthwhile
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27 Feb 2004, 15:24
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Damn Dog
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Re: new phone
hmmm, dante has raised the bar a tad, i may have to use the ironside joke...
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27 Feb 2004, 15:31
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Winker
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Re: new phone
The joke that got the Conservitive MP fired ......
Two Sharks were swimming in the Irish Sea. One turned to the other and said "fancy going to Morecombe for a chinese"
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27 Feb 2004, 15:42
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Made of Twigs
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Re: new phone
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Two men were looking into a clothing shop window and one said to the other "That's the one I'd get" and a Cyclops came round the corner and kicked the shit out of him.
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Took me a while
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
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27 Feb 2004, 15:44
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: new phone
Er, I don't get the cyclops one
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27 Feb 2004, 15:45
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wild one
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Re: new phone
She actually said something along the lines of "I'll bet the sharks are bored of tuna and go to Morecombe Bay for chinese."
The tuna part is important.
TUNA.
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27 Feb 2004, 15:47
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Henry Kelly
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Re: new phone
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Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Er, I don't get the cyclops one
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I didn't know there was anything to get, so I'm feeling that I should revoke my 'you win the thread'esque comment until such a time as I have it explained =(
I thought it was just some wonderfully random madness
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27 Feb 2004, 15:49
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Banned
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Re: new phone
I'm pretty sure it's something to do with the word "one" (cyclops having one eye) which should just win the thread right here considering who started the thread.
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27 Feb 2004, 16:09
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Made of Twigs
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Re: new phone
OMG - how do u not get it!
"That's the one I'd get" = Thats the one eyed git
He took offence
Or were u jk?
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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27 Feb 2004, 16:48
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: new phone
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27 Feb 2004, 17:13
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Registered User
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Re: new phone
sup me homies, any1 out in liverpool tonight?
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27 Feb 2004, 17:16
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Henry Kelly
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Re: new phone
Unless Liverpool means 'Edinburgh', or out means 'in', no =(
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27 Feb 2004, 17:17
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Re: new phone
unlucky
i brought a head set today ALSO which means I can pretend im in the SAS when I play CS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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27 Feb 2004, 17:18
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Registered User
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Re: new phone
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
I have a good knock-knock joke. You start!
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Dave Gorman did this when I saw him a couple of days ago.
I laughed.
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27 Feb 2004, 17:32
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Registered User
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Re: new phone
i don't get it but i do understand binary a little...
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27 Feb 2004, 17:35
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Re: new phone
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
I like that old: There are only 10 types of people in the world - Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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after consulting with our network admin I get it.
hahahahahahaha NICE ONE
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