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Originally Posted by Rick111
yeah dace banged some ugly bird
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You are so totally lying because all the girls i have sex with are like models and im not talking about "hand models" or "extra size fatty models for niche markets" i'm talking about totally hot slim yet curvy girls like
Kate who ive banged on many occassions and who begs me to take her back but i say
"look honey i've gotta have my space and if you keep on crowding me like you are doing now im just gonna have to go and get a restraining order" which after i told her kinda calmed her down a bit and she doesn't bother me so much any more but she does still send me love poems and cards saying
"missing you" and that but it doesn happen too often so i decided to be a real man and deal with it and anyway i'm ****ing other totally hot models so my life isn't too bad or that and i can deal with some girl being love struck with me cause that's the kind of caring guy i am.