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17 Aug 2005, 16:58
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1up on you
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Love is in the Office
Ok so where I work, there are five offices in the Birmingham Area, from city centre to the edge of the city. For the past six weeks I have been working in the city centre office. Now the job is cushy however the people I work with are twats, a whole thread on this tommorrow. However there is one girl who I took a shining too.
To quote the office
"At the end of the day the most you share with your fellow workers is the carpert"
And yes its rare to click with someone who you meet in the office and yes its rather cliche to have an office romance. Anyway for the last few weeks ive been sitting at the same desk as her and we have been chatting and enjoying each others company. She told me about her boyfriend I told her about my girlfriend.
Now what im wondering is does that make it ok, we both accept each other has a partner yet the flirting still continues. The smile, the look and just generally chatting. She isnt around this around my other collegues and generally seems to enjoy my company.
Anyway last week she was transferred to the Sutton Coldfield office (North Birmingham) and so today I received a phone call off her at work, a bit suprised she asked me to e-mail some documents. She could of asked the person who picked up the phone call, or even she could of checked her computer, however she asked me. At first I was merely going to attach/send the document and do nothing else.
However I emailed her and in such a way which she would feel comfortable in replying. In drew lame it sounds an almost mexican kind of drawing and asked her is it an alien or is it a mexican, she replied saying mexican and she drew another picture, anyway we have now been chatting all afternoon by email, and we have aggreed we will go for a drink tommorrow after work.
So Im happy :-)
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17 Aug 2005, 17:04
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Re: Love is in the Office
Nice one.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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17 Aug 2005, 17:06
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Re: Love is in the Office
You're having too much sex to be on GD.
I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
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17 Aug 2005, 17:20
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Re: Love is in the Office
P.S, I'm so lonely.
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17 Aug 2005, 17:26
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Re: Love is in the Office
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
P.S, I'm so lonely.
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17 Aug 2005, 17:28
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Re: Love is in the Office
Who is Akon and where can I contact him?
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17 Aug 2005, 17:54
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Love is in the Office
thats dat hot nigga
go to sub urban area of new jersey
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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17 Aug 2005, 18:02
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Re: Love is in the Office
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
P.S, I'm so lonely.
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Paging Ste to thread 186960...
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
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17 Aug 2005, 18:19
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Re: Love is in the Office
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Originally Posted by sniborp
Paging Ste to thread 186960...
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I could have sworn it was Stew whom MM had undying love for...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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17 Aug 2005, 18:25
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Re: Love is in the Office
Your telling me they arent the same??
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17 Aug 2005, 18:25
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Re: Love is in the Office
I like Ste though. He's 'a bit of rough', whereas Stew is sweet.
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17 Aug 2005, 18:28
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Re: Love is in the Office
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Your telling me they arent the same??
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Well yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah.........
Oh and it's You're
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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17 Aug 2005, 18:34
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Re: Love is in the Office
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Oh and it's You're
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17 Aug 2005, 18:38
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Re: Love is in the Office
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
SHAUP
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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17 Aug 2005, 18:40
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Re: Love is in the Office
I thought it didnt look right
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17 Aug 2005, 18:43
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Re: Love is in the Office
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Originally Posted by pig
In drew lame it sounds an almost mexican kind of drawing
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have you started working for MI5?
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17 Aug 2005, 18:46
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1up on you
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Re: Love is in the Office
:/
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17 Aug 2005, 19:03
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Re: Love is in the Office
Loyalty is a beautiful thing to see in action. Congratulations to you both.
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17 Aug 2005, 20:17
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Re: Love is in the Office
Could HAVE.
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17 Aug 2005, 20:24
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Re: Love is in the Office
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
P.S, I'm so lonely.
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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17 Aug 2005, 21:07
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Re: Love is in the Office
if you are both lonely, there is, yknow, a solution there...
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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17 Aug 2005, 22:58
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Love is in the Office
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Originally Posted by dda
Loyalty is a beautiful thing to see in action. Congratulations to you both.
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I think you're a fantastic poster I just wanted to tell you that The rep system isnt letting me show you enough love
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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17 Aug 2005, 23:26
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Re: Love is in the Office
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Originally Posted by pig
However there is one girl who I took a shining too.
To quote the office
"At the end of the day the most you share with your fellow workers is the carpert"
And yes its rare to click with someone who you meet in the office and yes its rather cliche to have an office romance. Anyway for the last few weeks ive been sitting at the same desk as her and we have been chatting and enjoying each others company. She told me about her boyfriend I told her about my girlfriend.
Now what im wondering is does that make it ok, we both accept each other has a partner yet the flirting still continues. The smile, the look and just generally chatting. She isnt around this around my other collegues and generally seems to enjoy my company.
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Oh I don't know, I think it would be a good idea to consult your local priest, see what his take is on the subject. Obviously next time you're in the confessional you should give every minute detail of what is said to Father O'Riley and hope that he doesn't make you say too many Hail Marys. Then when you get home you should obviously flagilate yourself for hours on end in the vain hope that your immeasurable sins are purged.
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I think you're a fantastic poster I just wanted to tell you that The rep system isnt letting me show you enough love
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I was thinking the very same thing the other day. Great minds think alike
There's no way I'm pos repping the **** though.
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17 Aug 2005, 23:27
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Re: Love is in the Office
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I think you're a fantastic poster I just wanted to tell you that The rep system isnt letting me show you enough love
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alright.
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL DEFFEH !?!
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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Re: Love is in the Office
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I think you're a fantastic poster I just wanted to tell you that The rep system isnt letting me show you enough love
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i choose my proteges well do i not.
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18 Aug 2005, 03:23
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Love is in the Office
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i choose my proteges well do i not.
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"proteges".
Hes older and less flowery than you.
I get the feeling if you two met in court, by the time youd explain to the jury (your children) why it was such an endless drag being an immortal beauty like yourself, prone to mortal weaknesses, and how you were infinitely sick of mortals taking up your time, dda would have won the case AND got his car stolen again.
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18 Aug 2005, 03:30
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Re: Love is in the Office
yes.
life can be confusing.
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18 Aug 2005, 11:02
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Re: Love is in the Office
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She told me about her boyfriend I told her about my girlfriend.
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had enough of her have you?
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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18 Aug 2005, 11:11
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Re: Love is in the Office
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I think you're a fantastic poster
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I think you should propose soon. dda is a real catch.
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18 Aug 2005, 13:14
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1up on you
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Re: Love is in the Office
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had enough of her have you?
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no shes not in the country for 3 months I still speak to her on a regular basis.
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18 Aug 2005, 13:18
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Re: Love is in the Office
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no shes not in the country for 3 months I still speak to her on a regular basis.
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What's your secret with women? Rohypnol, or hypnotism?
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Re: Love is in the Office
Hypnotism, you only have to 'apply' it once then just use key words to get things started. Unlike Rohypnol where you have to 'apply' it everytime you get horny.
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18 Aug 2005, 13:27
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Re: Love is in the Office
a bit of both, but seriously its all about confidence. I try to play on my strengths not my weaknesses. My weaknesses is that physically im not that fit, although I believe I have an attractive smile. Anyway my gift is of the gab, and its the confidence to chat to women without feeling intimidated, as soon as they think they are better than you, you have lost.
Anyway I just had a girl phone up my work place, she was only 17 and for some reason I swindled a date after work (she got her AS lvls and they were shit and shes gettin drunk in a bar and wants to see me)
On another note me and this girl at work finally moved up she added me to msn, note the she, so we have moved from regular emails, to msn convos at work, although as I told her I prefer txts and phone calls, which is why I got her number to "phone" her tommorrow in case I get lost on the way to the bar for a drink. But she knows I know where it is as I told her I go there a fair bit, so that must be good right?
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18 Aug 2005, 13:30
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Re: Love is in the Office
I was rather hoping you say something along the lines of 'Your know Marilyn, pulling women is a lot like posting on GD.'
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18 Aug 2005, 13:34
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Re: Love is in the Office
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I was rather hoping you say something along the lines of 'Your know Marilyn, pulling women is a lot like posting on GD.'
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19 Aug 2005, 11:43
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Re: Love is in the Office
In 20 minutes im going for lunch with her, wish me luck \o/
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19 Aug 2005, 11:47
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Re: Love is in the Office
'When Piggy met Sally'
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19 Aug 2005, 11:48
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Re: Love is in the Office
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In 20 minutes im going for lunch with her, wish me luck \o/
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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19 Aug 2005, 11:49
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Re: Love is in the Office
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Err..good luck, hope your gilfriend doesn't find out.
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unless she is a mind reader or whatever then she wont , I have two phones for this, so I have one for my girlfriend, then the other phone for this young lady who is only a "friend" atm.
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19 Aug 2005, 11:56
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Re: Love is in the Office
you are a naughty boy pig.
NAUGHTY!
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19 Aug 2005, 13:52
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Re: Love is in the Office
'In drew lame it sounds an almost mexican kind of drawing'
Was that suppose to make sense?
To summerise your post: Workmakes are tossers, job cushy, met a girl, girl drew me a picture of a mexican.
I love surreal threads.
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19 Aug 2005, 14:46
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Re: Love is in the Office
Well the lunch date which was supposed to be an hour, lasted 2 hrs and 30 minutes, which is cool, basically I took her to this great little spanish tapas restaurant, I asked for something not on the menu, and for an assortment of tapas (in spanish to the spanish waitress) Not only was the waitress impressed but so was the girl from the office. It was canalside in the city centre and it was enjoyable, we got a few plates of meat, cheese, fish and then the best dish, prawns cooked in a chilli oil, they came out hot, what you do is rip off a piece of bread, put the prawn and bread in a fork and drench them in this chilli oil, it is tasty, we washed the meal down with a bottle of wine. We just chatted, flirted then went for a walk by the canal side with each other. I then realised I had to get back at work, I got "told" off but I dont care, I had an awesome lunch, and anyway they cant have a go at me, as my mum runs the place.
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Re: Love is in the Office
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19 Aug 2005, 16:31
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Re: Love is in the Office
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That was by the far the best bit of that post.
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why thankyou
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Re: Love is in the Office
Lucky git.
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Re: Love is in the Office
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unless she is a mind reader or whatever then she wont , I have two phones for this, so I have one for my girlfriend, then the other phone for this young lady who is only a "friend" atm.
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Seeing that I work in a mobile phone shop, I've got about 10 lines of contracts and Pay As You Goes and I definitely don't do that kind of thing.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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19 Aug 2005, 23:20
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Re: Love is in the Office
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then went for a walk by the canal side with each other.
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Excellent.. "We went for walks by the canal side, she on one side me on the other," would have been far less effective. Good call.
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Re: Love is in the Office
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Excellent.. "We went for walks by the canal side, she on one side me on the other," would have been far less effective. Good call.
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Re: Love is in the Office
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I asked for something not on the menu, and for an assortment of tapas (in spanish to the spanish waitress)
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A big juicy cock?
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Re: Love is in the Office
19 Aug 2005 18:24 yeah way to go be happy hurting at least two other people, ass
can I just say that has to be the funniest neg rep I ever received
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