How Fat Can You Get In Five Years?
Seriously. It just occurred to me that my five-year high school reunion isn't that far off. In this time, only a few of my classmates have seen me, a few good friends. That leaves 99% of my class going five years without any clue how I look.
Begging the question: if I were to get a fat suit with full complement of professional make up art, and show up with a bag of cheetos and pit stains etc, how fat could I be without it seeming impossible? I was 190 my senior year, if I really just ballooned starting the day after graduation where would I be sitting now?
(And would that be "funny"?)
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