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Unread 29 Jun 2004, 12:18   #1
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Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

OK, I think you may be hard-pressed to beat mine... but:

"Can I get-off with you now?"

"So, Want to show me your snake?" (to a girl who had a pet snake)

But my usual one, tried and tested, works about 50% of the time...
"Are you alright?"

Any better?
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Unread 29 Jun 2004, 12:29   #2
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

Well this is nothing to be proud of as the fact it worked was adverse to my actual wishes (This happened a fair time ago).

I called a girl ugly, and kept pointing out the ugly spot on her head

"Woah, that spot makes you really ugly"

I then went on to grab a spoon and hit said spot. Yeah, I was drunk and being a twat.

Anyway, all this led to her jumping down my throat. Ok, I understand that playful banter can be seen as flirting etc. but I was being damn right abusive.

I don't tend to use "chat up lines" per se, I just talk to girls and act myself.
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

"Is it just me or are me and my mate the two best looking people out tonight" I pulled her and my mate pulled her friend, she was super turbo hot to, still gutted I screwed things up with her actually. This is about two months ago, I thought it was funny at the time now it just sounds lame and I can't believe it worked.

"Hi your hot, any chance I can I neck you ?" Use mostly at gigs, works like 80% of the time.

Any variant of "It'd really make my night if I could neck you" really I think it's something about the word neck.
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

I haven't found any lines really work without the girl lookin at you with distain and walking off.
Though I found one thing that works but could hardly be classed as a 'line' in the traditional sence of the word.
Ever see Futurama, the one where Amy goes and buys a car. She's sitting in the car with the saleman and Leela and she says "Dont be sad, my parents are paying for this and they are very rich". They salesmans eyebrow arches up. He then reaches up with his hand and puts it back down as normal without breaking his facial expression.

THAT works for me as I have quite flexible eyebrows.
I reccomend you try it.
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Unread 29 Jun 2004, 12:50   #6
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

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I haven't found any lines really work without the girl lookin at you with distain and walking off.
Though I found one thing that works but could hardly be classed as a 'line' in the traditional sence of the word.
Ever see Futurama, the one where Amy goes and buys a car. She's sitting in the car with the saleman and Leela and she says "Dont be sad, my parents are paying for this and they are very rich". They salesmans eyebrow arches up. He then reaches up with his hand and puts it back down as normal without breaking his facial expression.

THAT works for me as I have quite flexible eyebrows.
I reccomend you try it.
lol, that episode was on Sky One the other night!
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

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THAT works for me as I have quite flexible eyebrows.
I reccomend you try it.
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Unread 29 Jun 2004, 13:15   #8
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

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"Can I get-off with you now?"
Yeah, I've used that one. Although it went something like this ;
(loud music playing)
"This is going to sound awful but can I get off with you?"
"What?"
"I said, can I get off with you?"
"What? I didn't hear you."
"For christ's sake woman, are you deaf?"

I then stuck my tongue down her throat. She was happy with it so it's all good.

I used the folloiwng on Saturday which probably marks "a new low".

(falling over) Them : "****, I'm so drunk."
Me : "Hmmm. Considering you're pissed would it be morally proper of me to kiss you?"

However, when sufficient quantities of alcohol are involved (on both sides) who needs cheesy lines, or indeed speech?
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

you don't sweat much for a fat lass.

used by a mate.
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"no harm in a shag is there?"
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

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Well this is nothing to be proud of as the fact it worked was adverse to my actual wishes (This happened a fair time ago).

I called a girl ugly, and kept pointing out the ugly spot on her head

"Woah, that spot makes you really ugly"

I then went on to grab a spoon and hit said spot. Yeah, I was drunk and being a twat.
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

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you don't sweat much for a fat lass.

used by a mate.
You sure? I'm sure i've heard some comedian or something say that...
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Unread 29 Jun 2004, 16:04   #13
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

Well....

"If you were drunk, you would have kissed me now"

Got my current gf with that. She thought it was a funny line
So it works.
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Well....

"If you were drunk, you would have kissed me now"
I was just about to post this.
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"I'm too tired for this. Fancy a shag?"
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Did that actually work?
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is it working in sheffield?

In that case, I will have it registered
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

I've seriously used "Rar rar rar rar rar rar" a lot.

It works, especially when drunk and that's all you can manage.
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ok not really a chat up line but does work

Just wander up to a bird speak some gibberish and walk away to some where close by.
If you do this a couple of times one of the women will eventually come over to you and ask ya what ya said.

Its a good technique for those not confident speak properly
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is that your tactic to making threads on this forum too?
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I've seriously used "Rar rar rar rar rar rar" a lot.

It works, especially when drunk and that's all you can manage.
Did you ever get "zip zip zip zip zip" as a reply?
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Well....

"If you were drunk, you would have kissed me now"

Got my current gf with that. She thought it was a funny line
So it works.
i think she is a funny girl then :P
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I tell everyone I play a browser based game on the Intarweb and my nickname is Forest.

I have to fight them off with a stick. No lie !

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Did that actually work?
Surprisingly yes. Albeit it was after about two minutes of conversation. I was just wasted and thought bollocks to this I'm not putting in serious effort.




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as opposed to 'fap fap fap' ?
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

Ones I've unfortunately heard - although I can't believe any of these ever actually work.

"Say, did we go to different schools together?"

"I'd look good on you."

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
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I've actually used Dace's multi target
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A friend of mine pulled SUCH a fit girl, wow (she was 16 and cute and hot btw, and basically I think everthing would've worked and I hate myself for not realizing that earlier).

We were sitting around a campfire, that didn't really "work" so well. He tried to fix it, and then said to her (I'll try to quote literally):

"Well, you know, in the past, when the kings lit the fire, they got a kiss from the princess"

FFS, as if the kings themselves would lit it. AND THE PRINCESS WAS THEIR DAUGHTER.
The girl didn't care ^^
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Dunno how close she was to her dad though rite?

Prolly sounded perfectly normal to her.
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For "a friend of mine" read "Dace"
And for "SUCH a fit girl" read "his daughter"
And for "16" read "6".

Of course.
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BTW isn't Forest a member of "Out" alliance too???!!!
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Normally speaking I would try and hit on you
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BUT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!
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Butterfly Effect dude.
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I went out with the guy that did IT things fr my previous company and got lashed.

That night (and I will always remember this) he walked past this fat minger and stopped - looked directly at her and said "you'll do!" and then followed that up with "fancy a shag?" and she obliged.

Still wish I could have that sort of impact when i was single, but pld him for having the balls to say it and get away with it
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

"Are you sure your a girl you look like a bloke"

she didnt look like a girl and yeah it worked.

But she was a genger so didnt last long
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

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I went out with the guy that did IT things fr my previous company and got lashed.

That night (and I will always remember this) he walked past this fat minger and stopped - looked directly at her and said "you'll do!" and then followed that up with "fancy a shag?" and she obliged.

Still wish I could have that sort of impact when i was single, but pld him for having the balls to say it and get away with it


Was he good looking?*













*no i am not after his number you bunch of fags
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

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she didnt look like a girl and yeah it worked.
The amount of people who are willing to shag / pull very ugly women worries me somewhat.

Although I now see how my mother was able to become pregnant.
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With a Turkey baster?
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Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

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The amount of people who are willing to shag / pull very ugly women worries me somewhat.

Although I now see how my mother was able to become pregnant.


heh

my spellings just bad. I meant to say she DID look like a girl .

But I do know what you mean. Alcohol is a terrbile thing.
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