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11 Apr 2004, 13:32
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Love's Sweet Exile
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A Joke
One.
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11 Apr 2004, 13:32
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Love's Sweet Exile
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Re: A Joke
How Many time travellers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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11 Apr 2004, 13:34
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Re: A Joke
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11 Apr 2004, 13:34
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Re: A Joke
hehe
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11 Apr 2004, 13:40
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Re: A Joke
A judge asked him, "Have you ever been up before me?" And he said, "I don't know, what time do you get up?"
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11 Apr 2004, 13:52
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: A Joke
lol @ SYMM
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11 Apr 2004, 14:07
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: A Joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
lol @ SYMM
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11 Apr 2004, 14:08
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cynic
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Re: A Joke
mint
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11 Apr 2004, 14:13
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Re: A Joke
heh heh
Original
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11 Apr 2004, 14:19
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Love's Sweet Exile
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Re: A Joke
I did "steal" it from another forum, but glad you enjoy
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13 Apr 2004, 18:51
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: A Joke
Here's a better joke.
Why is a D^0 meson like a strip club?
Cos it's a c d-bar.
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13 Apr 2004, 18:52
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Darling
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Re: A Joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer
Here's a better joke.
Why is a D^0 meson like a strip club?
Cos it's a c d-bar.
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wow that one's a keeper
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13 Apr 2004, 19:24
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Rawr rawr
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Re: A Joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer
Here's a better joke.
Why is a D^0 meson like a strip club?
Cos it's a c d-bar.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dictionary
mes·on P Pronunciation Key (mzn, ms-, mzn, -sn)
n.
Any of a family of subatomic particles that participate in strong interactions, are composed of a quark and an antiquark, and have masses generally intermediate between leptons and baryons. See table at subatomic particle.
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I think THAT'S one of the reasons I don't really get it.
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13 Apr 2004, 19:40
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edited for readability
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Re: A Joke
You can dance if you wanna
you can leave your pants behind
cuz if you got dont dance,
and if you got pants,
then you aint no freind of mine.
no really funny, but all i could come up with atm. I really am a funny person, people tell me all the time.
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13 Apr 2004, 19:42
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: A Joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qdeathstar
You can dance if you wanna
you can leave your pants behind
cuz if you got dont dance,
and if you got pants,
then you aint no freind of mine.
no really funny, but all i could come up with atm. I really am a funny person, people tell me all the time.
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quoted for idiot
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13 Apr 2004, 19:46
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Re: A Joke
funny can be taken in a number of ways.
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13 Apr 2004, 20:53
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a new low in getting high
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Re: A Joke
ace symmmmmmmmmm
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13 Apr 2004, 21:30
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lolly roffle
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Re: A Joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by BesigedB
wow that one's a keeper
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Funniest post in this thread .
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13 Apr 2004, 22:05
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Re: A Joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qdeathstar
You can dance if you wanna
you can leave your pants behind
cuz if you got dont dance,
and if you got pants,
then you aint no freind of mine.
no really funny, but all i could come up with atm. I really am a funny person, people tell me all the time.
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You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.
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13 Apr 2004, 22:33
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I AM THE ONE & ONLY
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Re: A Joke
Whats a hindo...
lays eggs
laff laff laff
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