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23 Jun 2003, 11:52
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Suggestion for GD!!!
I rent a house with 3 of my mates, we have parties/gatherings etc all the time, whenever someone says something VERY funny it goes up on our 'quotes board'.
Its basically a collection of hilarious statements usually made under the influence of alcohol/drugs etc.
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Obi: Black or white, pink or brown, i aint fussy
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*random noise*
Obi: Was that a french horn?
Friend: No i always sit like this \o/
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What i propose for GD is a stickied thread with a collection of the all time great quotes, with updates being made by the mods.
What do you think of the idea?
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23 Jun 2003, 12:11
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23 Jun 2003, 12:12
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let the river of your hate power the water wheel of destruction.
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23 Jun 2003, 12:17
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you have no mates
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23 Jun 2003, 12:25
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog, on an internet forum for a space-based online game
you have no mates
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23 Jun 2003, 12:30
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Things aren't funny without context.
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23 Jun 2003, 12:44
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Not a good idea. You said things that are very funny then proceeded to give examples of things that were very unfunny, proving a point really.
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23 Jun 2003, 12:50
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Me: 'if you had to pick between Amy and Clare who would you go for?'
Friend: '****, thats like picking between AIDs and Cancer'
Was hilarious at the time but things like this tend not to be funny if you werent there :\.
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23 Jun 2003, 13:06
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
From Sex Tips for Girls
Yeah, I'd be happy using a dildo on a girl. As long as it wasn't one of those big ****-off hairy ones
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Ho hum
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23 Jun 2003, 13:59
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Me : "did you know the woman who plays the oracle has died?"
Phil : *opens kitchen door to leave* "bet she didnt see that one coming...." *leaves kitchen*
i couldnt stop laughing for a good 2 hours.
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INFACT EVEN NOW I CANNOT STOP MY SIDES FROM SPLITTING.
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23 Jun 2003, 15:23
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
Me : "did you know the woman who plays the oracle has died?"
Phil : *opens kitchen door to leave* "bet she didnt see that one coming...." *leaves kitchen*
i couldnt stop laughing for a good 2 hours.
HO HOOHOH
INFACT EVEN NOW I CANNOT STOP MY SIDES FROM SPLITTING.
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See? Even the boss isnt funny
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23 Jun 2003, 15:28
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the point i was making is that you had to be there.
he didnt even find it funny.
however the timing was pure comedy gold.
the expresionless face as he said and the way he left the room just as he had finished his 'reply'.
comedy is usually in the timing and delivery. It seperates 'jokes' from 'brilliance'
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23 Jun 2003, 15:46
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
the point i was making is that you had to be there.
he didnt even find it funny.
however the timing was pure comedy gold.
the expresionless face as he said and the way he left the room just as he had finished his 'reply'.
comedy is usually in the timing and delivery. It seperates 'jokes' from 'brilliance'
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Example:
Jokes = Game show hosts
Brilliance = Billy Connolly
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23 Jun 2003, 15:49
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
Brilliance = Billy Connolly
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I've often found him to be somewhat flawed.
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23 Jun 2003, 15:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mong
I've often found him to be somewhat flawed.
M.
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I've often found small flaws in your mother.
having to lift her skirt to grope her etc
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23 Jun 2003, 16:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
I've often found small flaws in your mother.
having to lift her skirt to grope her etc
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As with any joke, it's the timing that's the key.
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23 Jun 2003, 16:19
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mong
As with any joke, it's the timing that's the key.
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joke?
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23 Jun 2003, 16:54
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[GAP]Obiwan's parents got it absolutely right though. The sperm fertilised the egg at exactly the right time and a fantastic joke resulted.
Boom Boom
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23 Jun 2003, 16:57
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
Things aren't funny without context.
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You're so siggeh and you don't even know it.
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23 Jun 2003, 19:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
You're so siggeh and you don't even know it.
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YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM THAT :eek:
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23 Jun 2003, 21:02
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Clerk
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
however the timing was pure comedy gold.
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The only similar experience I have - one of my friends to another, who are both fairly fat, when discussing what pizza they were ordering :
"James : Matt, are we getting two large?"
Utterly unfunny in a forum context, but amusing at the time.
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