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9 Apr 2003, 23:33
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A few years ago at school a policeman, I believe his name is PC Blewitt, came to give a talk about drugs. He talked about theft too on another occasion but this idea only came to me later when he came to talk about drugs. When it was theft then he was talking about the specific crime and why it's a problem, how to protect your property against theft and that theft is bad. When he talked about drugs he was saying how they're bad for your health and bad for your permanent record.
Anyway, all I can remember is that he was really fat and everything he said sounded stupid. I'm sure he said something sensible like "theft means taking someone's property with the intention of permanently depriving them of it", but all I was thinking is how ugly and pathetic he looked. This specific case made me think about why we let fat men talk to children. How can someone be an advocate for self-control, when they can't even control their burgers?
Our society has these great principles like avoiding drugs. But what kind of society would put a lump of jelly as their proponent? It's a horrible parody of reason and culture.
My idea is that there should be much more vocal opinion against fat people. This will benefit everyone, even the fat: obesity is a major threat to health, and this will provide more incentive to lose weight. Don't think this is out of spite; I do care about fat people, just as I care about those who have to look at them. So I don't think fat people should be banned, but they should be restricted to computer jobs in where no-one has to look at them, and while they could go outside for food, it should be made legal to spit at them.
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9 Apr 2003, 23:36
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Stoutest!
I think we should force feed skinny people, its not healthy being skinny.
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9 Apr 2003, 23:38
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Angry Young Man
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no doubt someone will say "teh funny" soon, dont mind your pretty head.
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9 Apr 2003, 23:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
no doubt someone will say "teh funny" soon, dont mind your pretty head.
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Are we enemies now?
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9 Apr 2003, 23:40
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God loves everyone, regardless of size, race, creed or colour.
You should learn to tolerate more and hate less.
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9 Apr 2003, 23:42
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wtf?
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we should just ban food in general! its not good for us, we only get fat, get a heart failure and dies..
who wanna eat a big juicy beef, when u can drink a glass of water... i rest my case
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9 Apr 2003, 23:43
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Originally posted by Father_Murphy
God loves everyone, regardless of size, race, creed or colour.
You should learn to tolerate more and hate less.
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At least the other gimmicks were funny. You're irratating.
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9 Apr 2003, 23:47
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My message is clear and beneficial to all who listen. Even roleplayers and their heretic dungeons and dragons mentality can learn from it and become better people.
Even if it just makes you play lawful good characters from now on, its a start towards redeeming yourself in the eyes of god.
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9 Apr 2003, 23:50
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Quote:
Originally posted by Father_Murphy
My message is clear and beneficial to all who listen. Even roleplayers and their heretic dungeons and dragons mentality can learn from it and become better people.
Even if it just makes you play lawful good characters from now on, its a start towards redeeming yourself in the eyes of god.
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**** that. They don't have swords in heaven.
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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9 Apr 2003, 23:54
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Angry Young Man
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Originally posted by queball
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no. but you told me off earlier so i had to Defend my honour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and all that malarky
as you do
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10 Apr 2003, 13:28
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I know that there are a bunch of over weight people around here, and because I'm afraid I'll offend them, I won't say anything.
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10 Apr 2003, 13:34
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fat people are fat because they eat to much. If they want to be ridculed for the rest of their life and die from heart disease then let them, just dont let them out in public.
skinny people need to be culled there are too many of them and they take all our charity money (africans).
people who are the right size should recieve tax benefits
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10 Apr 2003, 13:37
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It was a Stupid Dream
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would you rather the athletic police officer talked to your class while the pudgy one was running after criminals?
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10 Apr 2003, 13:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
would you rather the athletic police officer talked to your class while the pudgy one was running after criminals?
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there shouldnt be any pudgy police officers
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10 Apr 2003, 13:43
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I am an idiot
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The bit I definately agree with is the spitting at them. In the mouth, you know.
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10 Apr 2003, 13:50
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eyes are everywhere
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
would you rather the athletic police officer talked to your class while the pudgy one was running after criminals?
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Wouldn't that do the podgy police officers some good?
Perhaps he should go running after criminals instead of talking to children? Then he wouldn't be so podgy...
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10 Apr 2003, 13:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by Plug
Wouldn't that do the podgy police officers some good?
Perhaps he should go running after criminals instead of talking to children? Then he wouldn't be so podgy...
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valid point!
Message for fat people : Eat less and get some exercise!
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10 Apr 2003, 14:17
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What's the point in being fat?
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10 Apr 2003, 14:19
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Gone
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Fat people are funny.
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10 Apr 2003, 14:19
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fascinated by bridges!
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I bet fat people cry when they read this.
Shame on you.
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10 Apr 2003, 14:48
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Don't get me wrong, I like fat people. I just think they should be burned for fuel.
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10 Apr 2003, 15:48
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Dirte
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Hey, some of us are fat by nature, some are thing by nature.
Im certain that i eat ****load more then most people here, but im still about 1.88 and weigh about 50kg.
I just process my food fast.
While some fat people dont. So dont diss the naturaly fat!
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10 Apr 2003, 23:36
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Originally posted by Snurx
Hey, some of us are fat by nature, some are thing by nature.
Im certain that i eat ****load more then most people here, but im still about 1.88 and weigh about 50kg.
I just process my food fast.
While some fat people dont. So dont diss the naturaly fat!
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do you have a fat girlfriend ?
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