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2 Mar 2003, 23:13
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Has Soup On His Head
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Shot in the face with .....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2812513.stm
(I know what youre thinking ...... and youre wrong)
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
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2 Mar 2003, 23:14
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Angry Young Man
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i personally burst out laughing
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2 Mar 2003, 23:15
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Cute and cuddly
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Ooooh, that's near where I live. If i ever meet him I'll call him MR HARPOON!
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2 Mar 2003, 23:16
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
Ooooh, that's near where I live. If i ever meet him I'll call him MR HARPOON!
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If you show up at I-15 , i will have you killed before you enter the venue
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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2 Mar 2003, 23:19
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Cute and cuddly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
If you show up at I-15 , i will have you killed before you enter the venue
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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2 Mar 2003, 23:20
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cynic
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ouch, thats just nasty, and surely they cant even claim 'heat of the moment' as i dont think anyone carries a harpoon gun around with them in normal everyday life :/
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2 Mar 2003, 23:20
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
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Im sorry , i have no idea what came over me there .... like a form of internet Tourettes ........
ILL HAVE YOUR NUTS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO THE POND ON THE RACECOURSE, AND ILL DINE ON YOUR CORPSE WHILST YOUR HEART STILL BEATS!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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2 Mar 2003, 23:37
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cynic
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you seem to be in a strange mood there tonight kura
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2 Mar 2003, 23:38
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Cute and cuddly
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2 Mar 2003, 23:44
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
you seem to be in a strange mood there tonight kura
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**** **** BUM TWAT **** BASTARD KILL DIE MAIM DESTROY!
No , im pretty much fine.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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2 Mar 2003, 23:48
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Has Soup On His Head
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You know, there are a hundred thousand million funnier things to say than almost everything you come out with Bloomers. I genuinely dont know how you do it.
Your crowning glory so far was the Gay ASCII Squirrel, and even THAT was Flavius' idea.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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2 Mar 2003, 23:52
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
You know, there are a hundred thousand million funnier things to say than almost everything you come out with Bloomers.
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IT SI A CRI-ING SHAEM TAHT YUO KNOW NOEN OF TEH FUNNI THEINGS EITHER STEVE :(
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2 Mar 2003, 23:52
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Cute and cuddly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
You know, there are a hundred thousand million funnier things to say than almost everything you come out with Bloomers. I genuinely dont know how you do it.
Your crowning glory so far was the Gay ASCII Squirrel, and even THAT was Flavius' idea.
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I'm a failure!
I keep myself amused though
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2 Mar 2003, 23:54
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Amoril
IT SI A CRI-ING SHAEM TAHT YUO KNOW NOEN OF TEH FUNNI THEINGS EITHER STEVE
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Dace is telling me im "Not Funny"
Oh God.
YUO BROKE ME IRONY-O-METER AGAIN DACEH!!!!!!!!1112
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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2 Mar 2003, 23:56
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Dace is telling me im "Not Funny"
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I didn't say you weren't funny.
I said you didn't know any funny things to say.
"Strange not HA HA" etc.
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2 Mar 2003, 23:57
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cynic
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the bitchyness meter has just blown up :/
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3 Mar 2003, 00:00
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
the bitchyness meter has just blown up :/
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What a crap response.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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3 Mar 2003, 00:01
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Cute and cuddly
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:eek:
hey guys, take a chill pill!
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3 Mar 2003, 00:06
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cynic
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
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What a crap response.
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*sob* what did i do to deserve your ire?
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3 Mar 2003, 00:11
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
*sob* what did i do to deserve your ire?
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Is "ire" some kind of gay rape type thing yeah?!
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3 Mar 2003, 00:14
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cynic
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and here was me thinking you were educated enough to know what that meant dace :/
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3 Mar 2003, 00:16
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The Bad Guy
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Im sorry , i have no idea what came over me there .... like a form of internet Tourettes ........
ILL HAVE YOUR NUTS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO THE POND ON THE RACECOURSE, AND ILL DINE ON YOUR CORPSE WHILST YOUR HEART STILL BEATS!
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I dont wish to get technical, but if his heart is still beating then surely hes not a corpse yet?
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3 Mar 2003, 00:21
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
and here was me thinking you were educated enough to know what that meant dace :/
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That was your first mistake ...
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3 Mar 2003, 00:23
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rids
I dont wish to get technical, but if his heart is still beating then surely hes not a corpse yet?
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Dont you start.
I take Thierry Henry in my fantasy footie , and what happens?
You start giving goals to Francis Jeffers.
AND im getting abuse on your behalf because your underachieving mob couldnt beat Ajax over two legs.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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3 Mar 2003, 00:23
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cynic
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my first mistake was listening to a freind of mine about 3 years ago when he said 'i have started playing this really good online game!'
but i defer to your greater judgement on this subject dace
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3 Mar 2003, 00:25
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
my first mistake was listening to a freind of mine about 3 years ago when he said 'i have started playing this really good online game!'
but i defer to your greater judgement on this subject dace
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Lets call it the "first mistake of the day" and everyone gets to "go home happy".
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3 Mar 2003, 00:26
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Amoril
Is "ire" some kind of gay rape type thing yeah?!
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If you continue to mention "Gay" as the sole punchline in all your jokes Dace , i shall have to reconsider my opinion of you from its current level down to the level i currently consider Nod to be at.
Clear?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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3 Mar 2003, 00:29
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
If you continue to mention "Gay" as the sole punchline in all your jokes Dace , i shall have to reconsider my opinion of you from its current level down to the level i currently consider Nod to be at.
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But Steve, the more you use a tired joke the funnier it becomes!
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3 Mar 2003, 00:29
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Cute and cuddly
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HARPOONS!
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3 Mar 2003, 00:31
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The Bad Guy
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Dont you start.
I take Thierry Henry in my fantasy footie , and what happens?
You start giving goals to Francis Jeffers.
AND im getting abuse on your behalf because your underachieving mob couldnt beat Ajax over two legs.
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Well, if the person abusing you is the person I suspect, you should pass on the fact that her precious Ajax team are the most boring bunch of tossers on the planet.
Also, point out the fact that she is over the moon that Ajax got two bore draws against Arsenal, while I am thoroughly disapointed with the results, she might as well admit that Arsenal simply are the better team.
I wouldnt worry too much about the Francis Jeffers situation, hes played about 6 games now, so its about time for him to suffer an injury if past performance is anything to go by.
Henry not getting goals is starting to hit my wallet though, if he had scored instead of Jeffers today, I would have been about Ł300 better off.
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3 Mar 2003, 00:33
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wouldn't that technically be a trident, and not a harpoon?
what ever happened to journalistic standards.
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3 Mar 2003, 00:37
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Amoril
But Steve, the more you use a tired joke the funnier it becomes!
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Nod Logic!
See , youre becoming MORE AND MORE like him every day
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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3 Mar 2003, 00:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
wouldn't that technically be a trident, and not a harpoon?
what ever happened to journalistic standards.
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I think a Trident needs to be over 4 feet long by definition.
This sounds like a bog standard spear with three prongs.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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3 Mar 2003, 00:39
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Nod Logic!
See , youre becoming MORE AND MORE like him every day
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Don't even joke about something like that.
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3 Mar 2003, 00:43
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Amoril
Don't even joke about something like that.
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Look closely in the mirror Dace. Do you see it?
Your first ginger hair.
Its there you know. You cant deny the problem any longer.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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3 Mar 2003, 00:47
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Look closely in the mirror Dace. Do you see it?
Your first ginger hair.
Its there you know. You cant deny the problem any longer.
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The day that happens is the day i'm gonna try and frighten myself grey.
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3 Mar 2003, 00:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Amoril
The day that happens is the day i'm gonna try and frighten myself grey.
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Youll never go grey Dace
Youll go Ginger
More and More. And eventually, youll looke like Chris Evans, and youll speak , think and act like Gordon Ross.
I have foreseen your Future Dace, Theres no escape. Nowhere to hide.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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3 Mar 2003, 00:58
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Youll never go grey Dace
Youll go Ginger
More and More. And eventually, youll looke like Chris Evans, and youll speak , think and act like Gordon Ross.
I have foreseen your Future Dace, Theres no escape. Nowhere to hide.
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Death solves all problems.
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3 Mar 2003, 01:03
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Amoril
Death solves all problems.
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"Suspended Animation"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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3 Mar 2003, 02:48
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In this thread, Bloomers is the funny.
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3 Mar 2003, 05:28
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shot in the face with ...an harpoon...not...cum
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3 Mar 2003, 08:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
i personally burst out laughing
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Me too - right after the word 'harpoon'. I'm evil :/
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3 Mar 2003, 10:22
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cynic
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Youll never go grey Dace
Youll go Ginger
More and More. And eventually, youll looke like Chris Evans, and youll speak , think and act like Gordon Ross.
I have foreseen your Future Dace, Theres no escape. Nowhere to hide.
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damn, to think i logged off before the conversation got to this level last night
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3 Mar 2003, 12:36
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cynic
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yes he can, rip his heart out of his body, it will still beat for a while, but he will definately be a corpse
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3 Mar 2003, 13:46
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home wrecker
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Youll never go grey Dace
Youll go Ginger
More and More. And eventually, youll looke like Chris Evans, and youll speak , think and act like Gordon Ross.
I have foreseen your Future Dace, Theres no escape. Nowhere to hide.
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are you trying to imply that chris evans is uglier than Nod?
dear lord man...
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