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April 7th
In a move that shocks the world, France launches a sneak attack on Germany, rolling over the stunned German armed forces and reaching Bonn by supper time.
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15 Mar 2003, 14:05
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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April 8th
France Forces engage what is known as "the battle of the little guy with a BB Gun in the bonn subaurbs" as French Forces exit bonn after a night of drinking whine and bitching about everyone that isnt french, they exist out of Berlin Strasse in Suburban Bonn when a 12 year old "partisan terrorist" carring a replica Mp5 BB Gun encounters the French Force, Naturally the french Drop weapons and go back to the french boarder
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15 Mar 2003, 14:07
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Banned
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April 9th
The French government's department of surrender is finally given the credit it's due and is hailed worldwide as the most efficient surrender department in the world at the UN Government awards 2002. Other nominees included Italy, Austria, and Holland.
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15 Mar 2003, 14:13
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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April 10th
The Landmass Formally Known as China has been split into two parts
The first part spreading from just west of hong kong, along the 20th horizontal up to 100 miles north of north korea has been named "Disneyland East"
The rest of the Land Mass is yet to be named, but in the meantime it has been given the nickname "Stuff no-one really wants"
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16 Mar 2003, 13:56
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#105
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Banned
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April 11th
Italian and Spanish found to be the same language.
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16 Mar 2003, 13:59
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J to the C to the A G E
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April 12th - The worlds populace brace themselves for a worldwide celebration of LHC's birthday on April 15th.
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16 Mar 2003, 14:26
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Registered User
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Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
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April 13th
Jennifer Lopez lynched by fundamentalist Christians after having divorced for the 27th time. The release of her new album will go ahead as planned.
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16 Mar 2003, 14:43
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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April 14th
The Pope is secretly elected President of the US, Protestants all over the country are devestated.
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16 Mar 2003, 14:45
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#109
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Banned
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April 15th
Anti-LHC protests around the world.
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16 Mar 2003, 15:00
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
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April the 16th
April the 16th will henceforth be referred to as April the 15th.
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16 Mar 2003, 15:12
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Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
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April 17
Germany invades Poland after Poland attacks German radio station. Wu_Trax tries to assassinate Gerhard Schroeder.
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16 Mar 2003, 15:49
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Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
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April 18
Israel launches Mars Colony space ship. Arab countries claim Mars belongs to Palestinians.
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16 Mar 2003, 16:11
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Exeter
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April 19th
FA Cup Final between Arsenal and Man U ends in violence when Thierry Henry calls Beckham 'Bignose'
This results in a full scale riot with the Arsenal and Man U football teams being eliminated.
Exeter City are awarded the FA cup because they have a nice kit.
Newsreader chokes to death on her wobboly tooth, police examine body and find out that she is in fact 10 years old instead of 25 which she claimed.
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16 Mar 2003, 16:14
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
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April 20th
The whole world sleeps through working day because Santa came early and slipped them some sleeping pills
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16 Mar 2003, 16:52
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
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April 21st
President Bush is said to have been assasinated
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16 Mar 2003, 16:54
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
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April 22nd
Blair claims that the Bush incident was a hoax.
Chirac announces end of the world on April 25th, he is pooh-poohed.
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16 Mar 2003, 16:57
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April 23rd
Experts say the sun is bad for your health
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16 Mar 2003, 16:59
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April 24th
Bush reappears and annouces invasion on sun.
Blair is with him all the way.
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16 Mar 2003, 17:02
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April 25th
Bush says invasion will begin on 1st May.
The world does not end, Chirac is jailed for wasting government time.
Blair is seen having a shower at local swimming pool.
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16 Mar 2003, 17:42
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
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April 26th
Spinner pulls a funny face
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16 Mar 2003, 17:52
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
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April 27th
Micheal Jackson suffers heart faliure and dies
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16 Mar 2003, 17:55
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J to the C to the A G E
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April 28th - President Bush forgets to chew, and chokes on a pretzel, hitting his face on a table and falls unconscious. World celebrates as White House guard films the incident and posts it on popular internet site. People wonder whether he is dead.
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16 Mar 2003, 17:56
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J to the C to the A G E
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April 29th - World fall into mourning when they find out that Bush did not die.
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16 Mar 2003, 18:05
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
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April 30th
Labour makes drinking tea illegal
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16 Mar 2003, 18:07
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Prince of Amber
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May 1
Iraq nukes Jerusalem. Israel nukes Mecca and Medina. World celebrates.
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16 Mar 2003, 18:11
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
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May 1st #2
America sends 50,000 war ships to the sun
none return
Bush prepares to nuke the sun
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16 Mar 2003, 18:24
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Prince of Amber
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May 2
Nuking sun proves very effective. Bush decides to use same strategy on Alpha Centauri.
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16 Mar 2003, 18:31
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May 3
Bush accidently nukes usa
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16 Mar 2003, 18:33
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Texan
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Nuking sun proves very effective. Bush decides to use same strategy on Alpha Centauri.
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Unfortunately, Miriam's flachette defense system destroys the weapon before detonation.
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16 Mar 2003, 19:30
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Registered User
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May fifth: No overly dramatised news broadcasts today.
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17 Mar 2003, 10:29
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And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Superpig #1
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Labour makes drinking tea illegal
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N.Korea begins tea plantation program.
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19 Mar 2003, 16:50
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Banned
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May 7th:
People are taken down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
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19 Mar 2003, 17:06
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Rawr rawr
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May 8th:
US invade paradise city because someone claims there's oil underneath it.
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19 Mar 2003, 17:07
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May 9th: Apperantly the French has already drained Paradise for Oil resources.
US Forces return home.
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19 Mar 2003, 17:15
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Banned
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May 10th:
France surrenders.
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19 Mar 2003, 17:59
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Prince of Amber
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May 11
Belgium reluctantly agrees to send military governor to France to provide proper administration.
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19 Mar 2003, 22:25
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Prince of Amber
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May 12
Tariq Aziz elected to represent Texas' 45th district in the U.S. House of Representatives. Dixie Chicks announce that they will immigrate to Indonesia in protest.
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29 Jun 2003, 10:33
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May 13th 3000
It rains money and Blair says the aliens did not drop it down.
Later he is sent to hospital because of brain damage
People wonder why we have skipped to the year 3000.
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29 Jun 2003, 10:42
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Rawr rawr
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May 14 2003
JammyJim points out that the previous post was made by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf.
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29 Jun 2003, 12:32
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Registered User
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May 15 2003
Millions gather to eat a slice of the world's largest cookie, baked under the sea in a top-secret military base found to be uninhabited, presumed to be property of 'Bush' after the word was found scratched on a missile.
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29 Jun 2003, 19:41
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May16th
Man wins £1,000,000 through sex
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R5: WolfPack Order || R6: Wolfpack
R7: Fury
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29 Jun 2003, 23:49
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share the <3
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MAy 17th
world wonders, what the fck ever happened to Texan?
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30 Jun 2003, 00:26
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Twisted
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May 18th
World realises they don't give a flying **** what happened to Texan and move on with their lives.
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30 Jun 2003, 01:11
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fascinated by bridges!
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May 19th
The Internet breaks down. Hilarity ensues.
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30 Jun 2003, 01:13
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Banned
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I'm waiting until we hit July 1st so i can post and say
"July 1st
JonnyBGood closes huge thread. Mass complaints"
Hohohohohohohohoho.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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30 Jun 2003, 01:16
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fascinated by bridges!
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May 20th
Time hath stopp'd. July 1st will never occur.
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30 Jun 2003, 03:11
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Registered User
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Location: England
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May 21st
Time starts again after someone changes the battery in the Centre Of The Earth.
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<Bobzy> It's Jammers rockstargame kid 
<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
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30 Jun 2003, 09:15
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J to the C to the A G E
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May 22nd
JonnyBGood stripped of moderating powers.
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30 Jun 2003, 11:09
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May 23rd
Polar meltdown. Rubberboat productions increase by 4000%.
Kevin Costner advicing in senate hearing. Water world, err....!, level expected to be able to break Noa's record from 'back in the days'.
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30 Jun 2003, 12:20
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WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA
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May 24th
World implodes
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