|
|
12 Mar 2003, 01:49
|
#51
|
Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 3,280
|
Fubruary 20th, 2002
Through quick thinking and heroic action, Brian Boitano staves off the invasion of the monkeys for another day. Repairs begin immediately on the Hoover Dam.
Boitano's detractors were quick to point out that not only was the calendar mix-up the primary reason for the failure of the invasion (implying a secondary importance of Boitano's role), but that he was most definitely outskated in the 1988 Winter Olympics, and only won "Because of the obvious conspiracy within the World Skating Judging Association".
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 08:05
|
#52
|
Guest
|
Febrary 21st.
Bush and Hussein allies and declares war on Norway
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 08:06
|
#53
|
Guest
|
February 22nd.
Everyone is declared "retards"
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 08:09
|
#54
|
Guest
|
Februray 23rd.
looks like i'm the only one writing in this Forum
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 10:13
|
#55
|
Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
|
February 24th 1999
Bill Clinton finds a memo on his desk, dated January 11th 2003. Experts claim George Bush is pushing for a new war in the Middle East against Saddam.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 10:27
|
#56
|
And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
Posts: 478
|
February 25th 1999
Clinton uses memo as "bandage" as Monica Lewinsky gets shot in the face with.....no, too easy.....
__________________
If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 13:03
|
#57
|
Guest
|
February 26th
George W. Bush has a heartattack and dies...
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 13:06
|
#58
|
Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
|
February 27th 1999:
Elvis is resurected and makes a comeback! Rumors has it, he'll preform live with DJ Ferry Corsten at "Love Parade" this summer. Fans rejoice.
__________________
ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
|
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 13:17
|
#59
|
Guest
|
February 28th
All american women dies and all men becomes gay
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 13:18
|
#60
|
Guest
|
all american men that is
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 13:26
|
#61
|
Guest
|
in my dimension it was... this isn't 1999 BTW
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 13:43
|
#62
|
Guest
|
Like I said ..... [SIZE=4]WHO CARES[/SIZE]
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 13:54
|
#63
|
Throwing Shapes
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 797
|
March 1st
Forum poster discovers new dimension.
Ignorance blamed for inconsistency to thread.
__________________
Time is an Illusion, Lunchtime doubly so.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 13:56
|
#64
|
Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
|
March 2nd
And here is the weather report....
__________________
ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
|
Last edited by Cynical Oracle; 12 Mar 2003 at 15:04.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 15:01
|
#65
|
Guest
|
Enormous crowd outside The White House demands smoother skin to the people...
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 15:26
|
#66
|
Guest
|
this, by the way, happened on march 3rd
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 16:42
|
#67
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
|
March 4th:
Aûle banned from posting in this thread.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 16:44
|
#68
|
nondescript human
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 1,079
|
March 5th:
People of the world express solidarity with government in banning of Aûle.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 16:48
|
#69
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
|
March 6th:
All around the world people join hands to celebrate the second day of Aûle being banned.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 21:40
|
#70
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2002
Location: In bed, asleep.
Posts: 253
|
March 7th:
Millions of hangovers set in during the aftermath of the celebration at Aûle being banned.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 21:49
|
#71
|
WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
Posts: 2,738
|
March 8th:
Italian scientist proclaims that she plans on cloning some fruitcake UFO cult member by emplanting an egg fertilised with the cultist's dna.
The media declares her as a "nutjob" and asks her "to fk off back to la-la land".
They proclaim this is the last we'll hear of this matter
__________________
I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 22:18
|
#72
|
Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Posts: 1,313
|
March 9
George Bush death determined to be a hoax. Bush is arrested on visit to Amsterdam to "smoke a little reefer." Pentagon plans attack on the Hague.
__________________
"We sleep safe at night in our beds because rough men stand ready to visit violence upon those who wish to do us harm." -- George Orwell.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 22:22
|
#73
|
J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
|
March 10:
Mystic Meg predicts a thread named "2002 - A year in review (a new forum game)" exactly a year from this day.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 22:50
|
#74
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
|
March 11:
Chinese plot to create devastating earthquakes uncovered Sources reveal that they had planned to have all 1.2 billion citizens jump up and down on the spot at exactly the same time. Unfortunatly timezones hadn't been taken into account, and thus the plan had only caused minor disasters in mainland China.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 22:59
|
#75
|
Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Posts: 1,313
|
March 12
Robert Jordan finally finishes Wheel of Time series, and announces next decalogy+ about main characters' children.
__________________
"We sleep safe at night in our beds because rough men stand ready to visit violence upon those who wish to do us harm." -- George Orwell.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 23:01
|
#76
|
Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
|
March 13th
Deffeh tries to think of something interesting to say about the fact its march 12th irl, and in this thread. Problems are solved when texan posts before him, and he has to edit his post.
__________________
Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 23:13
|
#77
|
Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Posts: 1,313
|
March 14
Germany announces hostile takeover of all U.S. beer brewing plants in the United States. Gerhard Schoeder quoted as saying, "No more beer for the warmongering Americans."
__________________
"We sleep safe at night in our beds because rough men stand ready to visit violence upon those who wish to do us harm." -- George Orwell.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 23:28
|
#78
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
|
March 15:
Prohibition Act in the United Kingdom. Citizens are shocked.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 23:29
|
#79
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
|
March 16:
Prohibition Act abolished in the United Kingdom.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 23:39
|
#80
|
Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Posts: 1,313
|
March 17
U.S. announces increase in production of California wines. Chirac breaks down and cries on international television. Schroeder laughs and says, "Poor baby, we can fix the problem with 20 thousand troops in Paris."
__________________
"We sleep safe at night in our beds because rough men stand ready to visit violence upon those who wish to do us harm." -- George Orwell.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 23:39
|
#81
|
Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
Posts: 294
|
March 18:
All US citizens not sporting the traditional mullet haircut shot in broad daylight.
A man died after furiosly wanking for over 40hours straight to pictures over gerbils doing each other, body identified as "Sunday8pm"
Last edited by Recon; 15 Mar 2003 at 13:50.
|
|
|
12 Mar 2003, 23:43
|
#82
|
Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Posts: 1,313
|
March 19
Japan announces development of nuclear weapons program. Shorty before dinner time Japan nukes Pyongyang and 24 North Korean military bases. China declares war on Japan because of nuclear fallout on Chineses rice paddies.
__________________
"We sleep safe at night in our beds because rough men stand ready to visit violence upon those who wish to do us harm." -- George Orwell.
|
|
|
13 Mar 2003, 23:00
|
#83
|
Guest
|
march 20th
Terrorist kills all actors in "Days Of Our Lives"......
And there is much rejoice!
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 08:17
|
#84
|
Guest
|
March 21st
The sun stops shining due to technical failure...
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 10:55
|
#85
|
And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
Posts: 478
|
March 22nd
Kuwait mysteriously dissapears in massive nuclear explosion.
Long vapour trail traced back to Presidential Palace, Baghdad.
Saddam denies all knowledge
__________________
If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 10:56
|
#86
|
And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
Posts: 478
|
March 23rd
France vetoes UN resolution to attack Iraq, stating "More Proof Needed" on Iraqs weapons of Mass Distruction program.
__________________
If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 10:58
|
#87
|
Guest
|
March 24th
Paris is leveld by a massif nuclear strike. Supposedly, UN weapons inspectors made a terrible mistake while investigating an Iraqi 'Power Plant'.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 11:01
|
#88
|
And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
Posts: 478
|
March 25th
France vetoes UN resolution to war, again stating "More Proof Needed"
__________________
If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 11:10
|
#89
|
Guest
|
March 26th
In a new inspection report, made by Blix, everything is fine, altho some of the inspection crew has had radiation problems, and has been sent home for threatment.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 13:06
|
#90
|
dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
Posts: 866
|
March 27th
American shuttle explodes while landing. Cause believed to be heat from entering Earths atmosphere.
__________________
I'm nobody.
Nobody's perfect.
I'm perfect.
---------------
ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 13:07
|
#91
|
dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
Posts: 866
|
March 28th
Bush consideres invading Earths atmosphere.
__________________
I'm nobody.
Nobody's perfect.
I'm perfect.
---------------
ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 13:50
|
#92
|
And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
Posts: 478
|
March 29th
Atmosphere delivers 500000 page dossier on its arms development program. France, Germany, China and Russia side with Atmosphere. New Society Against War on Atmosphere fronted by Girls Aloud is created, mass telethon to help third world orphans in the atmosphere fronted by Lenny Henry and Terry Wogan. Many idiotic hippies travel to the atmosphere to act as human shields. 90% return when they realise that they might actually get bombed. US government imposes trading embargo on the atmosphere, even though is techically makes breathing Illegal.
__________________
If music be the food of love, then industrial techno be the food of BDSM.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 15:35
|
#93
|
Guest
|
March 30th:
Bush announces new UN resolution to be made. Powel travels the world, trying to gather support for USA under the banner "Stop breathing!"
Many US citizens die of suffocation.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 16:38
|
#94
|
Throwing Shapes
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 797
|
March 31st
Veteran Discussion poster decides to leave forum because of lack of interest.
Millions not disappointed.
__________________
Time is an Illusion, Lunchtime doubly so.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 17:27
|
#95
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
|
April 1st
World leaders deny China physically exists. Chinese administration outraged.
|
|
|
14 Mar 2003, 22:21
|
#96
|
Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
|
April 2nd
Viel blabla und nichts da
__________________
"Yay"
|
|
|
15 Mar 2003, 02:05
|
#97
|
Spritely:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Is: Nothing: Thirst: Is: Everything:
Posts: 616
|
April 3rd.
Crazy scientist gives birth to a new baby martian.
names it eric.
in other news, syria wins eurovision song contest by killing other competitors.
blustery wind due to hit orville residence.
__________________
Nuked.
Sprite: Obey: Your: Thirst:
|
|
|
15 Mar 2003, 11:18
|
#98
|
Guest
|
April 4th
All of Norways population moves to warmer lands....
|
|
|
15 Mar 2003, 11:27
|
#99
|
Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
|
April 5th
Brittish Pie reserves dwinteling; cause unknown.
|
|
|
15 Mar 2003, 13:53
|
#100
|
Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
Posts: 294
|
April 6th:
Cause of birtish pie reserve dwindling found: Belgareth The Sorceror said to be at the heart of a gang of 2 men stealing and hoarding Pies, other man named to be Dead_Meat
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:32.
| |