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10 Mar 2003, 20:00
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2002 - A year in review (a new forum game)
This is a new (stolen) forum game, which will go on until we all get bored of it. We make up the most important news story of every day in 2002 starting with January 1st and ending when we all get bored with it or when the retards take hold (around January 3rd I suspect).
January 1st:
Rumor of Earth's destruction last week discovered to be a hoax.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:02
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
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heh
January 2nd: Internet Forum games found to be getting worse
sorry 
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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10 Mar 2003, 20:03
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January 3rd:
Rumours of Earth's destruction turn out to be true afterall.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:05
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January 4th:
Retards found to be taking over internet forum games.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:11
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January 5:
Internet users from all over the country bend over and pull their anus open wide in what is now known as National ****** Day.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:13
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
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January 6th:
Scientists find cure for cancer. The new "Warfalcon" antidote convinces cells that they are in fact wrong, and not cancerous after all.
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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10 Mar 2003, 20:14
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
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January 7th: Margaret Thacther dies. An international celebration is declared, the party is thought to last for over a month.
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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10 Mar 2003, 20:15
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January 8th:
Internet games growing increasingly boring/crap, yet users still post.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:15
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Banned
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January 9th:
Cells start to reject cure for cancer. Millions die.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:17
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
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januari 11th : China happy.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:18
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Banned
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January 12th: In a surprise move to bolster its image in the Middle East, the United States launches a massive Nuclear strike against Israel. The move is denounced by Arab leaders as a “Cleaver trick by Zionist puppets”. Afterwards, the US asked the 3 surviving Israelis to show restraint.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:23
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
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January 13th
Internet forum users complain about their forum yet still post
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10 Mar 2003, 20:26
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IRC Lackey
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January 14th:
The UN hears evidence from the American Secretary of State, Colin Powell, that President Bush has pronounced the word "nuclear" correctly. The UN Elocution Inspectors in return announce that the US has not reached its agreed correct pronunciation target for the month, and threatens sanctions through the security council if the target is not reached. British Prime Minister Tony Blair demands that Mr Powell start work on dismantling his current pronunciation of his own first name, as a goodwill gesture of compliance to the UN.
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-Mushroom.
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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10 Mar 2003, 20:28
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Banned
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January 15th:
Everyone hates Idimmu day.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:31
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Angry Young Man
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January 15th # II:
Scientists say the world is experiencing "slight groundhog day syndrome" after Shai-gar screws around with time, trying to make his pubes grow faster.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:33
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Janurary 17th:
Blair impeached. Some confusion arises as the US government takes control of the UK's domestic matters.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:35
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IRC Lackey
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january 18th:
The word "queue" abolished by federal law of the United States of America, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, in favour of the word "line".
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-Mushroom.
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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10 Mar 2003, 20:37
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Banned
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Janurary 19th:
Jupiter explodes and creates a black hole. Scientists say there is no cause for alarm.
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10 Mar 2003, 20:47
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January 20th
Lunatics launch attack against internet forum - Leaders do nothing!
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10 Mar 2003, 20:47
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Banned
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Janurary 21st:
In an effort to save the thread, France surrenders.
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10 Mar 2003, 21:00
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IRC Lackey
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January 22nd:
France forced to sign the "Everything Guilt Clause" at Versailles, including $600bn in reparations for everything bad that's happened in the world ever, the reduction of military forces to 100,000 men and 6 battleships, and the seizure of Canada from French influence. Canada split up by the UN and given to the US and UK.
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-Mushroom.
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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10 Mar 2003, 21:01
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dim like a fox
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January 22nd Rest of the world voice their total lack of surprisement by Frances actions.
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I'm nobody.
Nobody's perfect.
I'm perfect.
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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11 Mar 2003, 13:13
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I am an idiot
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January 23rd:
America declares it legal to kill women. Thousands of prison spaces immediatley freed up for Al Queda terrorists.
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11 Mar 2003, 14:43
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January 23.
The UN announce that this game didn't go as well as its author thought it would
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11 Mar 2003, 15:04
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share the <3
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January 24th
That is all. Carry on.
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11 Mar 2003, 15:12
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Throwing Shapes
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January 25th
Giant Smartie discovered off coast of Gilbrultar. "Could remove world hunger" say experts.
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Time is an Illusion, Lunchtime doubly so.
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11 Mar 2003, 17:20
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Angry Young Man
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January 26th
Giant smartie found to be button from Belgy's Jacket. A spokesman for liverpool council was quoted as saying "fat bastard"
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11 Mar 2003, 18:04
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Poster Professionale
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January 27th
Buisness as usual.
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11 Mar 2003, 18:09
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Prince of Amber
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Jan. 28
Iranian mullahs announce conversion to Judaism.
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"We sleep safe at night in our beds because rough men stand ready to visit violence upon those who wish to do us harm." -- George Orwell.
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11 Mar 2003, 18:20
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dim like a fox
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Jan 29th Buisness found to be quite unusual
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I'm perfect.
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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11 Mar 2003, 18:28
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Jan 30th:
In a controversal move, George W. Bush demands all firstborn to be sacrificed in his honour. Critics are worried that this may harm the already fragile economy.
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11 Mar 2003, 18:31
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Jan 31st:
French flee Paris after Germany's spectacular fireworks show.
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11 Mar 2003, 18:34
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dim like a fox
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Feb 1st. Presidents Bush and Chirac stop beating around the Bush and hold a live televised penis measuring.
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I'm nobody.
Nobody's perfect.
I'm perfect.
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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11 Mar 2003, 18:36
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Feb 2nd: Sick of having the name "Bush", and pissed off after loosing by several inches to Chirac, Bush changes his name to "Boner".
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11 Mar 2003, 18:40
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Banned
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Feb 3rd
Miles Long given an award for Britian's longest name.
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11 Mar 2003, 18:44
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Governor General
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Feb 4th: It rains
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Va Va Voom
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11 Mar 2003, 18:46
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I am an idiot
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February 5th:
The whole world experiences a 'groundhog day' type effect and cannot continue past Feb 5th until the forum time is 2 hours after this post. (19:46)
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11 Mar 2003, 18:51
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nondescript human
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Feb 6th: People realise that that's a load of crap and continue.
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11 Mar 2003, 18:55
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Angry Young Man
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February 7th.
Moderators edit previous posts, and one before it that broke the cycle.
Someone steals deffeh's groundhog day idea that he already used in this thread. He gets angry
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11 Mar 2003, 18:57
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Rawr rawr
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Februari 8th:
Another day of "viel bla bla, und nichts da" on the forums...
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"Yay"
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11 Mar 2003, 18:59
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I am an idiot
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February 9th:
CrashTester learns to read!
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11 Mar 2003, 19:14
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Poster Professionale
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February 10th
Blair announces open season on the gay community - Germany allies with England. Experts claim frenchmen to be in danger.
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11 Mar 2003, 20:30
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IRC Lackey
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February 11th
12:00 GMT: English and Germans invade the surrendered France and loot everything valuable.
12:07 GMT: English and Germans retreat.
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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11 Mar 2003, 23:25
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Banned
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Feb 12th:
It's all pie tasty.
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11 Mar 2003, 23:31
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Throwing Shapes
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Feb 13th
Truth about 'Frosties' Revealed
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12 Mar 2003, 00:29
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Throwing Shapes
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Feb 14th
Controversial plans by Recording Industry Ass. of America to ban lyric posting on discussion forums revoked due to public rejoice.
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12 Mar 2003, 01:04
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Vermin Supreme
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February 16th:
In a surprising turn of events, the one-eyed astronomer who predicted an "anti-leap year" to fall on the "ides of February" was entirely correct.
An unspeakable tragedy, as my 'far-side 2002' calendar had to skip directly past the excellent "We taste kind of like chicken" comic.
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12 Mar 2003, 01:09
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Throwing Shapes
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February 16th 1999
Anti-Millenium protesters succesfully lobby for the calendar to be rolled back 3 years, claiming that this will result in the true "Day of Reckoning"
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12 Mar 2003, 01:24
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Vermin Supreme
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February 17th (18th?) 1999
Day of Reckoning arrives, cites "traffic" and "personal reasons" as excuses for his tardiness of more than two years.
"Barely more than one year you dumb****!" noted Day of Reckoning. "Everyone knows there was no year 0."
Day of Reckoning followed up by promptly sending all of Creation to Hell (as it was foretold), and Hell turned out to be February 18th of 2002.
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12 Mar 2003, 01:30
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Throwing Shapes
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February 19th 2002
Hell arrived yesterday.
However, confusion abound due to Anti-Leap year and Millenium reversal policy. Scientists insist thats its the 19th due to missing 15th. Thus two days were joined together to much distaste of public. Workers were forced to work double shifts however enjoyed the additional 8 hours sleep which unnecessary mathematics provided.
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