My last thread ended up not being about its intended subject, but instead about the pro's and cons of George W. Bush (and a couple of spelling errors, which for the sake of relevence will be ignored here)
I thought I'd fuel things along by posting this link (found in a forum to the [-unnamed website-]):
http://www.michaelhanscom.com/eclect..._of_georg.html
In my honest (and undervalued) opinion, I think George Bush should stay right where he is.
Did anyone see the UK Big Brother a couple of years ago, with Jade in it? Those who did will have mixed feelings towards her. Her (limited) fanclub, which included Graham Norton (another minor factor as to why the club was limited), thought she was great, and there was the group who obviously didn't care (though this was small also - as it was hard not to lean either side of the opinion fence).
The vast majority of viewers fell in to the following two catagories: Those who detested her and wanted her voted off/removed and in extreme (but frequent) cases; shot. Then was the group I was in. I though she was as thick as two short planks, which had been been given 10 coats of lead paint, reinforced with solid steel then tacked to the ground using an unneccesary amount of titanium nails. BUT, I wanted her to stay on the show. Every time she said anything, I just burst out laughing. One of my favourites was during a conversation which i vaguely remember, she was having with another housemate:
Jade: "East-Angular, wheres that?"
Housemate:"East-Anglia is down towards the South-East of England"
Jade: "Really? I always fought it was somewhere near China"
Housemate: "No Jade, its East of London"
Jade: "Isn't there a city in London?"
Housemate: "No London is a City. London is it's name"
Jade: "Oh rights. So The Temms is in London too?"
Housemate: "The Thames does run through London, yes"
Jade: "Does East-Angular have a Temms? I fought lots of places had a Temms"
Housemate: "No Jade"
ANYWAY, the relevence this all has is the amount of things that Jade/Bush has done to amuse me justifies my hoping for a longer term in-house/in-Office.
One of my favourites is President Bush (during his failed quest to involve the French in the 'War on Terrorism') saying:
"The French dont have a word for Entreprenuer"
He also made me laugh when (jokingly or otherwise - I'm inclined to say otherwise) he justified his reasons for disliking the moon:
He doesn't trust something that big that keeps changing shape
He thinks the Man in the Moon is real, and doesn't trust him either
For a quarter of the time, the Moon looks like the sickle from the soviet flag. He doesn't trust them either.
He also seems to think that he will live to see men on Mars
The most powerful man in the world has sent troops to invade countries, broken his part in several international treaties, requested the construstion of the most technical and powerful nuclear defense system ever, and the man was almost killed by a pretzel.
He showed up in Iraq for thanksgiving, though the turkey he presented to the troops was merely a decorative piece (plastic).
He has (officially) the lowest IQ of any American president - EVER. His IQ is only 91, whereas the highest IQ of any American President ever (surprisingly) befalls Big Bill Clinton, which was 178 (100 is average). The Democrats (Bill Clinton, nearly Al Gore) have the highest average IQ of approx 140, whereas the Republicans (Bush, Bush and others) have an average IQ of approx 128.
He also looks like a chimpanzee:
http://www.bushorchimp.com/
He has screwed his own economy so badly that terrorists need not attack any more:
http://www.bushin30seconds.org/aboutbush.html
Conclusion:
VOTE BUSH - THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE
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