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13 Nov 2002, 00:18
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The tragedy that was KaneED
It is my sad duty to inform you all on behalf of the Forum mod team
that last night kaned had a dreadful accident where his willy was cut off by a flying Turbot
he is now to be known as Mary
Please feel free to take the mick out of him.. the mods certainly intend to
thanks
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13 Nov 2002, 00:21
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Pretend Faggot
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 494
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We now call him Mary
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[ ripper ] I told u I was hardcore
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13 Nov 2002, 00:21
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Guest
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His forum account has been edited to reflect this change
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13 Nov 2002, 00:22
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finnish pokèmon
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Who cares?
Posts: 280
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Will nobody think of the badly traumatised turbot?!
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We often think that when we have completed our study of one, we know all about two, because two is 'one and one'. We forget that we have still to make a study of 'and'.
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
We enjoy sucking the fun out of the boards. It's a competition.
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13 Nov 2002, 00:22
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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I don't get it...
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13 Nov 2002, 00:23
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I don't get it...
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Hi
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13 Nov 2002, 00:25
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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NOT FAIR! You gave him colours and I've got no colours but I want colours
<sniffle>
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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13 Nov 2002, 00:25
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mary
Hi
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That bit I get. The action(s) leading to such a dramatic change of gender are what puzzle me.
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13 Nov 2002, 00:26
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he is a she(ish) now
and thats cause he used to give JJ good head...
thats how u get colours
(NB - this does not mean i gave him head....)
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13 Nov 2002, 00:27
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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I'll pretend to understand and stare at the pretty colours if you don't mind
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13 Nov 2002, 00:29
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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I especially liked the 'and is prized as food' part of the definition.
And the turbot part wasn't that with which I took issue.
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13 Nov 2002, 00:31
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Guest
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lol
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13 Nov 2002, 00:33
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 3,280
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Its not like we didn't all expect this to happen eventually.
(ASL you sexy thang)
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13 Nov 2002, 00:35
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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Quote:
Originally posted by Karmulian
(NB - this does not mean i gave him head....)
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LIES! You'll end up in a Hieronymous Bosch vision of Hell for this! Blatant cronyism at it's worst.
I'll take this to the top and get Mr. Larson to do something about it!
Oh...um...never mind
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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13 Nov 2002, 00:35
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,944
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pab, i also don't 'get' it
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13 Nov 2002, 00:35
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
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What are female horses called?
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Me
In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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13 Nov 2002, 00:36
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,944
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
Mr. Larson
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who?
sarina: mares
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13 Nov 2002, 00:36
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
What are female horses called?
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Georgina.
Maybe Jessica if you wanted an upperclass one
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13 Nov 2002, 00:37
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
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That's no use.
It shall just have to be 'My little Pony' from now on :/
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13 Nov 2002, 00:38
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
Posts: 1,556
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A bloody Mary?
That must have been messy
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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13 Nov 2002, 00:38
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
That's no use.
It shall just have to be 'My little Pony' from now on :/
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http://www.babyzone.com/babynames/
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13 Nov 2002, 01:14
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Guilty of being White
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: CANADA EH!!!!!
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR KANNNED OR SHOULD I SAY MARY
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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your **** up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
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13 Nov 2002, 01:18
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
NOT FAIR! You gave him colours and I've got no colours but I want colours
<sniffle>
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Then..... Get your willy cut off?
Btw, this is quite a humorous idea.
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13 Nov 2002, 01:31
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nashmeister
Then..... Get your willy cut off?
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um...I'd need to get one first to get it cut off and that's just too weird.
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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13 Nov 2002, 02:04
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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*sniff* kaneED.. er.. Mary.. i guess this means we can't be together anymore
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Where ever you go, there you are.
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13 Nov 2002, 02:09
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I hate you all
Posts: 718
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mary
Hi
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How you doin'?
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I admit it, i'm a [TiT]
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13 Nov 2002, 09:09
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etc.
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Taken.
Posts: 1,602
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*faP FaP fAp FAp fap*
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10/20/04 <Dinoman> babies are like a online game... u wery soon get lack of sleep... and u try give em diffrent skills... it allso kills ur social life
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13 Nov 2002, 09:41
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
*sniff* kaneED.. er.. Mary.. i guess this means we can't be together anymore :(
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WHAT ABOUT US??? :(((((((((((
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13 Nov 2002, 13:16
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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We'll never look at him/her the same way again
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13 Nov 2002, 13:56
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
WHAT ABOUT US??? :(((((((((((
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OI :(((((((((((((((((((((
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13 Nov 2002, 13:56
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
um...I'd need to get one first to get it cut off and that's just too weird.
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I know a plastic surgeon who would probably oblige... you could even get it on the NHS.
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