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Unread 29 Jan 2003, 23:26   #1
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whoops I condemned my girlfriend to an eternity in hell
according to some Psychotic christian lady she babysits for anyway. Cause my girlfriends mum is a devout christian, and my girl used to go to church but she doesnt anymore. anyway, this baby sitter thinks she still believes in God and is now telling her how she is going to hell and God looks down on her because she is dating a non believer (me)



I love religion.
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Unread 29 Jan 2003, 23:34   #2
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pfft.

Everyone knows that Christians invented hell as a way to sell more greetings cards.
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Unread 29 Jan 2003, 23:36   #3
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i would love to see a greeting card that says:
CONGRATULATIONS!
(inside: you're going to HELL!)
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i would love to see a greeting card that says:
CONGRATULATIONS!
(inside: you're going to HELL!)

Im getting 1000 made up and sent to the local Baptist churches!
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i would love to see a greeting card that says:
CONGRATULATIONS!
(inside: you're going to HELL!)

I have one lying about somewhere.
Its really cool, i got it from a close friend a couple off years ago.

(Lo Aryn! )
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pfft.

Everyone knows that Christians invented hell as a way to sell more greetings cards.
I thought it was Indulgences?
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Unread 30 Jan 2003, 12:06   #7
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Re: whoops I condemned my girlfriend to an eternity in hell
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according to some Psychotic christian lady she babysits for anyway. Cause my girlfriends mum is a devout christian, and my girl used to go to church but she doesnt anymore. anyway, this baby sitter thinks she still believes in God and is now telling her how she is going to hell and God looks down on her because she is dating a non believer (me)

I love religion.
Well

They are known for their lack of reality sense
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Unread 30 Jan 2003, 12:18   #9
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Tell her that when she gets her last rites, all her sins will be forgiven.

I love this loophole
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God is all-loving, all-seeing and all-forgiving.
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Originally posted by some Christians this one time
God is laughing at you while you burn in hell for all time for no good reason.
[Eric Idle rant]

Oh hypocrisy!

Come and see the violence inherent to the system!

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Unread 30 Jan 2003, 12:20   #11
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Oh hypocrisy!

Come and see the violence inherent to the system!

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#1 is NT
#2 is OT

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Unread 30 Jan 2003, 12:33   #12
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#1 is NT
#2 is OT

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Does this mean Christians are going back to "the old ways"?

If so, I am going to www.ViciousExCircusAnimals.com now with my credit card at the ready.
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Does this mean Christians are going back to "the old ways"?

If so, I am going to www.ViciousExCircusAnimals.com now with my credit card at the ready.
They seem to be out of stock for lions.

Try http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm
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Unread 30 Jan 2003, 13:00   #14
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They seem to be out of stock for lions.

Try http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm
Do you think they've heard of CITES?

And if not, how much do you reckon international shipping on an African Elephant and a Giraffe would be?
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Most Christians don't understand the word, 'Tact'.
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