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7 Jul 2003, 23:03
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Pubic Grooming
There was a thread about this about two years ago. Maybe three, my memory's not all it used to be or something.
Anyway, short story longer, a friend* from up norf just phoned to ask me if I 'groom my pubes' but put the phone down before I could ask why, answer or get an opinion.
So;
You know?
*friend wasn't male. Or something
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7 Jul 2003, 23:05
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Your friends are idiots.
Sorry did you want us to discuss anything else?
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7 Jul 2003, 23:06
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Weeks
Your friends are idiots.
Sorry did you want us to discuss anything else?
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I wasn't planning on it, to be honest.
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7 Jul 2003, 23:09
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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maybe she meant to ask whether or not you proom your grubes,
but then "groom your pubes" slipped out instead and she turned red and ran out into the street crying about how she had ruined any chance of ever having a meaningful relationship now that she was just the "pube groomy" chick to oyu and you would tell everyone about her pube-related habits and she would be the laughingstock of the norf from that day forward.
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7 Jul 2003, 23:10
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First Disciple of Aldur
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: The Vale of Aldur
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Perhaps she is using "groom your pubes" as a euphimism for "do you masturbate".
Send her a message backing saying "Frequently".
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7 Jul 2003, 23:12
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Tell her to dress in bright colours and wear too much makeup.
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7 Jul 2003, 23:12
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
maybe she meant to ask whether or not you proom your grubes
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Most feasible explanation so far
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7 Jul 2003, 23:26
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Cynical Optimist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Solihull / University of Warwick
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Tell her to dress in bright colours and wear too much makeup.
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BREEEZAH?!!
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7 Jul 2003, 23:51
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Cynical Optimist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Solihull / University of Warwick
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flavius
it would be funnny if structural did a 'lowtax' on u
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A lowtax?? Sounds... expensive
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7 Jul 2003, 23:52
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Tell her to dress in bright colours and wear too much makeup.
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DA DA DADA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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8 Jul 2003, 00:51
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Your friend isn't real and neither are you, this whole thread is an old program run loose in the Matrix, good night.
Matrim
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8 Jul 2003, 01:33
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
this whole thread is an old program run loose in the Matrix
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You've really lost your edge recently =(
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8 Jul 2003, 08:37
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flavius
it would be funnny if structural did a 'lowtax' on u
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Pr0n picture ahoy....
nah... I'd have to find and edit my own posts where I used that link.... too much work.
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8 Jul 2003, 17:41
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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lots of men do
few will admit it
most women do
those that dont should never admit it
(madi says - wax it all off you wimp?!!?!?)
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8 Jul 2003, 18:06
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions...
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
lots of men do
few will admit it
most women do
those that dont should never admit it
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Almost the opposite of masturbation then
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
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