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10 Jun 2003, 14:43
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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Things you may wish to consider before going to sleep tonight
Hello friends. I have something important to tell you, and this is something I didn't come up with just now.
"Consider the person you would like to call your best friend. If this person is a male, you get an A. If this person is a female you get a B."
Now, if you got a B and think lowly of yourself because you didn't get the A, since the A is generally considered a better letter to 'get' since it's the first one and B is the second one, don't worry. I don't care about that at all here in my important announcement.
Now, if you got the B, DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING LINES!!! What I'm about to say is ONLY for A people (who aren't better than you in any way). B's only get to read after I say "B'S READ THIS!!!', okay?
... so, A people, glad we're rid of those B's, eh! Heh, don't tell them I said that, heh! Okay, you're probably really comfortable with your A, right?. Of course, you're also wondering what the hell this is all about. Now before you get upset, I'd like to inform you that those who got the letter A are 'Diamond Plus' members of the Free Cereal Club. Don't tell this to the B people because a few lines down here I'm going to tell them that they are 'Plus' members of the Free Cereal Club, and they'll probably think that that's really cool, since I don't mention that there's something better than 'Plus'. Okay, that's it for now. I'm going to say something like "ONLY FOR B PEOPLE" soon, but you can read if you want, I don't care.
Okay, finished with the A people, and that means that I can say "B'S READ THIS!!!!" Hello, dear B's! Haha, did you notice that B's sounds like "bees" wich is the annoying and stingy insect in plural form!? Well that's because I like to say that B's are the cream of the crop, they work hard and enjoy the summer season much better than the winter season. Now, please be patient. I know it was hard not reading what I just said to the A people, but here is your reward!!! You have been selectivly picked out to be 'Plus' members of the Free Cereal Club! Isn't that just great?? We'll talk about your benefits later, now it's time for a new question!
Okay, BOTH A AND B PEOPLE READ THIS!!! I'm bringing up the second and final question that will determine if you're winning with style or if you're almost as good as that. Okay, ready? Well, ready or not here it comes:
"Consider your last visit to the dentist. If that was the first and only time you ever went to a dentist, or if you haven't been to the dentist ever, you get a B. But if you went to the dentist sometime last month you get an A! Congratulations!"
Okay, that's it for tonight. Remember, deep down it seems to be largly about competition. Some of us care to fight, and some of us think that by not caring to fight we win anyway. Which one is right, I don't know!
Okay, that's it. Untill next time.
Matrim
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10 Jun 2003, 14:48
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And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
Posts: 478
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10 Jun 2003, 14:59
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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I'm not going to consider that for the next five seconds, never mind store it for bedtime.
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10 Jun 2003, 15:02
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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I WOULD POST CONFUSED
BUT THE CONFUSED IS ****
UTTERLY ****
SO I WONT POST IT
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10 Jun 2003, 15:04
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
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Matrim, you're so ****ing ace.
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10 Jun 2003, 15:05
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Käptn Karacho
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,360
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Matrim in "boring the hell out of forum users" shocker
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10 Jun 2003, 15:13
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Forever Delayed
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: www.netgamers.org
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Quote:
Originally posted by at0mic.c0w
Matrim in "boring the hell out of forum users" shocker
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Is it really such a shock?
M.
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<vampy> plus i hate people ... i despise humanity as a whole
pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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10 Jun 2003, 15:49
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Is this your way of telling us you bat for the other team?
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Last edited by pablissimo; 10 Jun 2003 at 16:08.
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10 Jun 2003, 16:04
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Throwing Shapes
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 797
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....and if we send this to 20 of our friends good luck shines down from above and I wont end up dead tommorow?
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10 Jun 2003, 16:15
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Hahah, another one for the Norwegians! ( )
(Hey Matrim, where have you been?)
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10 Jun 2003, 18:03
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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Quote:
Originally posted by KaneED
Matrim, you're so ****ing ace.
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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10 Jun 2003, 18:38
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 554
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Can you modify this test to accommodate people without any friends, ta?
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10 Jun 2003, 19:24
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
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Damn Matrim, you're a genius. That was great... I wished you made more of these threads.
For those of you who "don't get it": read it again and find the message
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10 Jun 2003, 19:28
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 554
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
Damn Matrim, you're a genius. That was great... I wished you made more of these threads.
For those of you who "don't get it": read it again and find the message
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I 'm not reading it until he adds a C for no friends.
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12 Jun 2003, 09:38
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
(Hey Matrim, where have you been?)
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If I said that my mother tossed me out of the house and that I've been wandering the streets the past months, that would be to exaggerate a bit, and actually not true at all.
It has just been another one of my failed attempts to Stay Away From The Internet.
Yesterday I could not resist any more the alluring call of the general discussion forum :/
Matrim
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12 Jun 2003, 12:30
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
If I said that my mother tossed me out of the house and that I've been wandering the streets the past months, that would be to exaggerate a bit, and actually not true at all.
It has just been another one of my failed attempts to Stay Away From The Internet.
Yesterday I could not resist any more the alluring call of the general discussion forum :/
Matrim
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Glad to have you back son!
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