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3 Apr 2003, 20:09
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How much does Saddam weigh?
He is one fat motherf*cker, isn't he? Im guessing 16.5 stone (105 kg, 231 lb). Anyone think higher? Lower?
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3 Apr 2003, 20:13
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i'm guessing 25 tonnes and a small penis to go with it
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3 Apr 2003, 20:26
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Don't you have anything constructive to say.....obviously not, children involved!
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3 Apr 2003, 20:33
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depends which bit, since he is probably spread all over baghdad now.
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3 Apr 2003, 21:27
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I was expecting a punchline.
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3 Apr 2003, 21:29
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I bet it saddam lot.
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3 Apr 2003, 21:34
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
I bet it saddam lot.
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Iraq'ed my brain to come up with that pun guys.
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3 Apr 2003, 21:35
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
I bet it saddam lot.
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LOL
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3 Apr 2003, 21:36
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lol
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3 Apr 2003, 21:39
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I demand that either nod or I be banned before the end of this horrible attempt at a joke.
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3 Apr 2003, 21:55
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Lets assume he eats 4 camels a day. A camel weighs 700kg, so each day he eats 2800kg of camel.
Mr Hussein is 66years old, which works out at about 24090days.
This means he weighs 26,890kg, which in Imperial Weights amounts to a lot.
Of course, this doesn't account for leap years, or parties when he may have eaten more camel, and so the true total may be a lot greater.
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3 Apr 2003, 22:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jammers
Lets assume he eats 4 camels a day. A camel weighs 700kg, so each day he eats 2800kg of camel.
Mr Hussein is 66years old, which works out at about 24090days.
This means he weighs 26,890kg, which in Imperial Weights amounts to a lot.
Of course, this doesn't account for leap years, or parties when he may have eaten more camel, and so the true total may be a lot greater.
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I think your maths is a little wrong. He should weigh 67452000kg, or 67.5 thousand metric tonnes.
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3 Apr 2003, 22:00
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82kg perhaps?
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3 Apr 2003, 22:02
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Quote:
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I think your maths is a little wrong. He should weigh 67452000kg, or 67.5 thousand metric tonnes.
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I thought it looked a bit on the small side as well, but the freebie calculator in Windows gave me 26890kg and I couldn't be bothered to work it out by hand
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3 Apr 2003, 22:04
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You added 2800kg to the number of days. That's why it was so small.
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3 Apr 2003, 22:13
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Considering he uses body doubles who knows, its possible he's been dead for a while (even before this war started). Seriously, he's had some form of cancer for ****ing ages so he cant be to far off.
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3 Apr 2003, 22:30
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He'd still have mass if even if he was dead silly.
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4 Apr 2003, 09:50
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He's not that heavy. Well among other arabs he might be but comparing to euros and americans no.
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4 Apr 2003, 09:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
82kg perhaps?
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I believe we have a winner.
Maybe Gayle could help us with some google linking lol
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4 Apr 2003, 12:50
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jammers
Lets assume he eats 4 camels a day. A camel weighs 700kg, so each day he eats 2800kg of camel.
Mr Hussein is 66years old, which works out at about 24090days.
This means he weighs 26,890kg, which in Imperial Weights amounts to a lot.
Of course, this doesn't account for leap years, or parties when he may have eaten more camel, and so the true total may be a lot greater.
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I like this scientific approach.
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