The star ship Idiot

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The captain turns to magus
"...so what's should be do now? And how do we stop the evil you"

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge looks at magus's body and sends another shock through it while humming a tune

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent's messed up brain suddenly thinks its evolved a bit and he now assumes he's an amphibian type creature...

Intent prowls the bridge looking for flies

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*J-Kama-Ka-C looks around
"Your head looks kind of empty too me... we'll need to find someway of getting the virus in to this impossible realm..."

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"Well technically I'm infected, but since I've been here with the illogical physics it would seem the virus effects don't affect me here..."

[Maniacal_Intent]

Tracking a particularly juicy fly Intent walks into engineering and starts chasing it round the room, attempting to catch it on his rather normal and short tongue

*Midi see's intent chasing the fly and starts laughing uncontrollably..*

[Evil_Ginge]

"ahh so you are not responding to the shocks, well i'll have to send a heavy mind shock though you, see if that helps"

*ginge sends the mind shock through magus

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The captain jumps up in pain
"What was that!... well no matter, since I seem to cured if I can get back of your head and to the enviromental controls and could try and spread my impossiblity infection around the ship... it won't last long though"

[Maniacal_Intent]

After spending many an hour catching the fly Intent crawls out of Engineering looking for other edible insects that may be on the Idiot

*Midi starts following Intent and decieds to have some fun.. stoping at a hallway console Midi creates a holographic fly and places enfront of Intent and programs it to evade and occasionaly get caugh(only to fly back out in a random direction and fly back infront of Intent)... then Midi does a happy dance*

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge sends a stronger mind shock through magus

[Maniacal_Intent]

Thoroughly fooled by the fly Intent chases after it with ever increasing speed.
Soon he is out of sight and is dashing pell-mell down the corridors of the ship.

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The captain yells out in pain and is thrown across the inside of Magus's head and falls out into the corridoor, he rubs his head and looks up to see Ginge continuing to shock Magus.
J-Kama-Ka-C makes a swift exit towards the enviromental control room.

*For hours Midi is laughing manicly while watching in chase view from the holofly, occasionaly checking the ships status*

[Evil_Ginge]

magus you can't get to me i encased you in a force sheild many posts ago

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The captain finally makes it to the enviromental control room still surrounded by an aura of improbability, he sucks it in to the Air conditioning units and spreads it around the ship in a matter of seconds. After the virus has been wiped out, he filters the air very cunningly and deposes the waste improbabilty into the vacuum of space

"There, now everything is back to noraml... no wait Magus is still here..."

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent returns to normal as the cure wheezes through the vents.
Wondering what he's doing in this hallway he heads back towards the turbolift

*Midi, still clenching in laughter looks up at the screen to get more laughing only to see the fly following Intent as he crawls out of the vent and asking himself questions. Midi stops laughing and realizes he no longer feals the urdge to do strangle dances that laughing was preventing him from doing.." Ah well it was fun while it lasted."*

[General Geiger]

General Geiger comes aboard the Idiot via an obscure ventilation shaft and drops to the floor, in a catlike manner. He hopes that this makes him look stealthy and secretive, but is largely unaware that it simply makes him look like a bit of a twat.

Sidling up to the nearest passageway, he sets out an invisible laser trip mine - as soon as anyone passes through it - BOOM!

On the far end of the trip, connected to the device by a series of electrodes, is an onion.

[Maniacal_Intent]

Back on the bridge Intent turns off the ships video log and switches the viewscreen to show what's currently in fornt of the Idiot..
Seeing absolutely nothing of interest, he heads to the galley and replicates up burger

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*The captain heads out of the enviromental control room and down the corridoor, all that temporary improbable intelligence made his head hurt, he walks towards the galley... and has the strange craving for onions

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent sits at a table eating his burger, which is chewy, very chewy.
Examining it closely he sees that it is actually made of rubber.
Intent replicates up a basketball hoop sticks it on the wall and starts having an impromptu game with the hamburger.

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*Sniffing the air, and following a trail of electrodes, J-Kama-Ka-C approches an onion lying on the floor
'Yummy"

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent tires of his game so he de-repliates the hoop and the burger, and replicates some gatorade but gets coke which is infinately better.
Wandering down the hallway to his room Intent sees Kama and the onion.

"you know you could make some fine pasta suaces with that onion?"

[Maniacal_Intent]

His stomach roused by the idea of some pasta Intent heads back to the galley and whips some up, being very generous with the garlic and parmesan cheese

[General Geiger]

J-Kama-Ka-C, leaning down towards the onion, is surprised when it blows up in his face, spraying him with powdery green stuff and making his eyes water. He is further surprised when, moments later, General Geiger leaps out from behind a box of crates and says:

'Ha ha!'

And with that Geiger runs off down the corridor, chuckling insanely.

Eventually Geiger reaches the galley and spies Maniacal Intent making some food. Geiger jumps up on the table and kicks all the food onto the floor and over Intent.

Then he hits Intent very hard on the side of the side of the head for no obvious reason.

'Ha ha!'

Geiger runs off down the nearest corridor, doing aeroplane impressions with his arms and making braying noises.

*Midi, having the upperhand of viewing the commotion with his holographic fly, follows the odd ball around for a bit.. after a few minutes of careful comical planning, Midi erects a level 10 forcefield with a holographic image of a brick wall including a licence plate in the middle with "HA HA!" writen on it, just miliseconds infront of the charging Geiger only to deactivate the field and image as he fell to the floor unconsious with a rather astounded yet amused expression on his face.*

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent sits in the galley, still covered in pasta and Neopolitana sauce.
Shaking himself put of his stunned state Intent looks around for a shower or spaceship equivalent

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent manages to find a shower back in his room, and after appropriating a navigtors uniform for a change of clothing rinses of the Italian food, changes and heads back up to the bridge.
Noticing the distinct lack of people there he checks the viewscrreen, still empty...

[General Geiger]

Recovering from walking into what is apparently a brick wall, Geiger turns around and runs back the other way, a little less exuberantly this time.

Upon reaching the Galley again, Geiger begins to gather all the onions he can find to his chest and runs, his arms full, in the direction of the munitions bay.

*Midi (secretly) activates Intruder level security measures on key locations i the ship.. then starts thinking about about something esle amusing to do

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*J-Kama-Ka-C rubs the green mess from his eyes and walks into galley and orders a double chocolate fudge chipped malted milkshake with dark icecream

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent heads back to the Navigation console and is sad to notice all the dots except the green one and a red one are gone. Starting to sob klaxons sound on the bridge and red strobe lights start to flash.

"Argh! No more disco stuff!"

Intent tries to find a way to turn off Midnights security measures

*Midi, surprised by the aleart, drops his sandwich and slide along the floor in his Mobile Chief chair and realizes it just intent then turns off the alarms.. after thinking for a moment.. creates a fake Navcon for him to play with as to not compromise security..*

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent sighs aprreciatively as the bridge quietens once more, turning back to the nava-computer Intent is startled to realise the SS Idiot is now in the quoodle-pack-pack system and that a large Mother Goose is floating outside.
Checking the viewscreen however reveals that there is actually nothing outside.
Confused Intent walks up to the giant screen and starts hitting it, trying to get the right picture.

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"Hmm, we should still be heading for the disco moon, hopefully the goose won't attack the ship..."

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge sets the course for the disco moon and sets the ship to double speed

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent tries to manaeuver the ship so he can get a good look at the goose, but since his console is a hologram nothing happens.
Conesquently its showing unrealistic data, ie the goose and such, and should not be used literally. Have a nice day

[General Geiger]

Arriving in the munitions bay, Geiger empties his sack of onions onto the floor. He plants explosive charges in each of them, and begins to lay out his schematics of the SS Idiot around him.

Now, for sabotage we should go here, and plant this onion here...

<ooc>Geiger incase you havnt noticed getting in the munitions bay wont be an easy task... There are forcefields around dangerzones and secutiry measures on keylocations.. it would be a good idea to read what you missed.^_^ <ooc>

<IC> * Midi still watching Intent from the bridge security monitor realizes he wasnt as dull minded as he figured so with a few keystrokes Midi seamlessly teleports Intent to the Holodeck with a brigde program running and everything doing just what it was b4 accept the View screen which now has a goose in it (just like Intent mentioned) *

[Maniacal_Intent]

Intent gets a slight tingly feeling, looking around he sees nothing out of the ordinary, shrugging he turns back to see the giant mother goose heading towards the ship, its great beaky maw opens to reveal thousands of pointy metal things preparing to rip the SS Idiot apart.

After 40 seconds of straight screaming Intent runs to the weapons console and starts firing everthing at the monsterous Mother Goose

[Maniacal_Intent]

OOC-- ok just for Magus...and anyone else who might, possibly, maybe be confused.

1) Kama and Geiger are in the galley
2) Midnight is in Engineering
3) Ginge is...somewhere
4) I'm currently in the holo-deck using a fake bridge.

So ends this reality check. So long. Have a nice day

--OOC

<ooc> accualy Geiger is outside of the munitions bay with explosive unions(no one knows about those though) trying to find a way in ::I have deemed::<ooc>.. end P.S. reality check::

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge now on the bridge looks outover his extensive weapons array

[General Geiger]

The pressure of TS-Midnight's words cause them to become reality and suddenly Geiger finds himself outside of the Munitions Bay, with no memory of every having been in there at all.

In front of him is a mesh of forcefields and security systems.

Geiger begins setting out the onions, using a small device worn on his belt to fool the motion sensors into letting him pass. All around the security features he can get to Geiger plants onion - more than thirty in all. They are all connected by wires, ultimately joining to a small control box he holds in his hand.

On the box is a small, red button.

Geiger stands as far away from the onions as the lead will allow him to and holds his finger above the button. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes.

There's probably a lot wrong with this somewhere - just let it pass scrutiny for comic effect, ok?

[Evil_Ginge]

*ginge notices this and within a nano second all the wires are re-arranged to blow up the box on detonation, with the force of all the onions, all unnoticed by geiger

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*J-Kama-Ka-C now on the bridge in his captain's chair looks closely at the disco moon, also noting the asteroid feild relitively nearby
"Hmmm.... looks almost metalic, sort of glittering.. it that really a moon"

[General Geiger]

Geiger cackles evilly. Soon his evil plans will be achieved, and there will be no planet leave for the crew of the SS Idiot...

Geiger is protected from Evil_Ginge's rewiring by the fact that he has positioned himself behind a big pile of stacked furniture, designed to protect him from the force of the blast.

Even so, the explosion is so powerful that it smashes all the security measures and blows a big hole in the roof above them. Geiger assumes that he has not exposed this area of the ship to vacuum. He bases this on the fact that he has not exploded.

Jumping over the remains of his protective blockade, now reduced to wood pulp, Geiger carries his remaining onions (thirty or forty in all) through the smoking ruins of the forcefields, motion sensors and gun turrets, into the munitions bay.

[Evil_Ginge]

"no sir that is not a moon, it is a giant disco ball, they built it to feel more at home, one can only marvel at how those simple people built it, lets teleport geiger over there, to get aquainted"

*with that ginge teleports geiger to the disco moon, onions and all, then he re-pressurises the decks