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7 Jan 2005, 01:06
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: It's been a year ...
or waiting in line for a kebab before going home in a taxi
ALONE !
~Vaio~
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7 Jan 2005, 01:27
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: It's been a year ...
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Originally Posted by Vaio
or waiting in line for a kebab before going home in a taxi
ALONE !
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As much as I hope he's getting some right now....judging from past instances your probably right :P
Hopefully though he's managed to get drunk enough to have had an interesting (entertaining) night, but not drunk enough to forget about it and not be able to provide us with vicarious thrills tomorrow morning.
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7 Jan 2005, 04:37
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Registered User
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Re: It's been a year ...
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Originally Posted by Dace
... since i turned 23 which makes today my 24th birthday.
It's also a year since The Saga Involving Liz happened.
Tonight i'm going out and im going to get drunk.
Amongst other people a mate from work and his wife are invited (and are coming).
They're friends with a girl who's a stripper (and for the right price a prostitute).
They're also friends with a girl who allows old men to **** her in the ass for e tabs.
The wife said she'd see about getting them to come.
I'm not promising anything but if they come hopefully there will be a story*.
If there is i might put it up this weekend at some point.
Now all i've got to do is get some e's and withdraw £300.
*involving happiness for me
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lol, 24 and living a #high life# - go man, you so cool
still ugly tho
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7 Jan 2005, 12:52
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cynic
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Re: It's been a year ...
yeah, but on the plus side at least he isnt you rick
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7 Jan 2005, 14:43
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:alpha:
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Re: It's been a year ...
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yeah, but on the plus side at least he isnt you rick
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7 Jan 2005, 15:10
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a little bit broken
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Re: It's been a year ...
so, anyone know if he survive the drug fuelled experimentation with sodomy?
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7 Jan 2005, 15:23
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: It's been a year ...
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Originally Posted by madi
so, anyone know if he survive the drug fuelled experimentation with sodomy?
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Its possible he's now in the hospital having ripped his 'banjo string' and foreskin due to an alcohol fueled misplaced lube anal sex mishap.
Either that or he's just hungover.
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7 Jan 2005, 15:24
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: It's been a year ...
Or he is busy trying to get drugs out of his arse
~Vaio~
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7 Jan 2005, 15:44
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cynic
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Re: It's been a year ...
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Its possible he's now in the hospital having ripped his 'banjo string' and foreskin due to an alcohol fueled misplaced lube anal sex mishap.
Either that or he's just hungover.
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christ, even thinking about that made me wince
EDIT: anyway, your less likely to snap having anal, as there is less chance of you hitting the pelvis
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7 Jan 2005, 16:32
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: It's been a year ...
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christ, even thinking about that made me wince
EDIT: anyway, your less likely to snap having anal, as there is less chance of you hitting the pelvis
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Its a hell of alot tighter though so you never know. Depends on how big you are too I guess. Painful to think bout it though.
Argh.
No!
*shudder*
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7 Jan 2005, 22:40
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Evil inside
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: It's been a year ...
Why am I not suprised that GD seems to have quite alot of knowlegde about this subject.
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<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
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8 Jan 2005, 13:16
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Next goal wins!
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Location: London
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Re: It's been a year ...
hes been gone 2 days now people... the chances of him being at some girls house having a lot of sex are improving by the SECOND
im not sure why, but they just are
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8 Jan 2005, 13:26
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finnish pokèmon
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Re: It's been a year ...
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
hes been gone 2 days now people... the chances of him being at some girls house having a lot of sex are improving by the SECOND
im not sure why, but they just are
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Or he doesn't want to return too soon and admit failure.
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8 Jan 2005, 13:31
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Re: It's been a year ...
Or, he's dead in an alleyway (that's glasgow, folks).
Or, he's been on here for two days, writing a story of such immense length it will destroy the forum by sheer scale, much like the TFD thread.
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8 Jan 2005, 14:18
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Godfather
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Location: England
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Re: It's been a year ...
i hope he didnt die :-((((
maybe we should phone the police.
"Yes id like to report a missing person.....er hes been gone for 2 days now......when did i last see him?? oh ive never actually *seen* him but he posts on a forum i read and he hasnt for 2 days and we are all very worried about him......hes missing and we want you to go find him.........hello?...hello???...."
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8 Jan 2005, 14:31
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Re: It's been a year ...
the stripper was diseased and he went down on her and put money in her 'slot'. Money being money not Dace's penis and now Dace is dying of sex disease.
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8 Jan 2005, 14:43
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Re: It's been a year ...
dead or in custody take your pick
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8 Jan 2005, 14:45
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: It's been a year ...
quick: someone make a poll:
where is dace:
7th heaven
dead in a gutter
so thats the guy who got arrested for indecent assualt in glasgow a couple of days ago!
bet now bet now!
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8 Jan 2005, 16:05
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Evil inside
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Re: It's been a year ...
indecent assault
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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3 Feb 2005, 00:56
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:alpha:
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Location: London, UK
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Re: It's been a year ...
So what happened, Dace?
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3 Feb 2005, 01:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's been a year ...
not alot (no more stories dude ... they're bad for me)
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3 Feb 2005, 01:19
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:alpha:
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Re: It's been a year ...
Want a cuddle? ;(
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3 Feb 2005, 01:48
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: On my metal roid
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Re: It's been a year ...
Why bad for you? Do they too much remind you of the things that happened?
Did someone from R/L found out about these stories???
I mean, for posting some more stories you could extend your ePenis to almost famous Leshy-Dimensions I'd say...
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