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11 Feb 2003, 02:51
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so f*cking zen
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So what ARE my chance?
<Asper> NightSinner, the US NOT attacking Iraq is sooner to happen then me sexoring dace
Odds etc = ?
Surely Ladbrokes are running a book.
[I think you mean chances, wiggles]
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11 Feb 2003, 02:52
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so f*cking zen
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BTW
A book on Iraq not being attacked not when i'm next due to have sex.
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11 Feb 2003, 06:41
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drunk as usual.
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so i guess he'll haveto settle with you AF
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11 Feb 2003, 09:41
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gargle
so i guess he'll haveto settle with you AF
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I am confused. Telling Allfather he doesn't look female is supposed to be an insult how exactly?
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11 Feb 2003, 10:05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
I am confused. Telling Allfather he doesn't look female is supposed to be an insult how exactly?
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He's insinuating that AF, to use a #forumsism, is a 'gay homofag'.
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11 Feb 2003, 10:24
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i didn't know you could get #forumisms
i obviously dont spend enough time in there :/
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11 Feb 2003, 10:31
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Originally posted by roadrunner_0
i didn't know you could get #forumisms
i obviously dont spend enough time in there :/
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It comes from the meeting of minds of JonnyBGood, Nodrog and Dace
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11 Feb 2003, 12:37
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Re: So what ARE my chance?
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
<Asper> NightSinner, the US NOT attacking Iraq is sooner to happen then me sexoring dace
Odds etc = ?
Surely Ladbrokes are running a book.
[I think you mean chances, wiggles]
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*shakes head*
You really are a sad git, but ofc you knew that already
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11 Feb 2003, 12:50
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Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
It comes from the meeting of minds of JonnyBGood, Nodrog and Dace
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Thats just worrying :/
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11 Feb 2003, 13:50
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
It comes from the meeting of minds of JonnyBGood, Nodrog and Dace
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Just like on Power Rangers when the different battle bots combine to make the super battle bot type thing thats the equivalent of mine JBG's and Nod's minds combining.
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11 Feb 2003, 13:55
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11 Feb 2003, 14:23
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Re: BTW
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Originally posted by Dace
A book on Iraq not being attacked not when i'm next due to have sex with someone of legal age.
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fixed.
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i am banned cos i am a complete and utterl moron. i wish i wash litke hajmyjimmm cos hes gthe greatest person in te the rowlrd.
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11 Feb 2003, 14:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Re: BTW
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Originally posted by Vanilla
fixed.
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Scurrillous LIES!
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11 Feb 2003, 14:29
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Just like on Power Rangers when the different battle bots combine to make the super battle bot type thing thats the equivalent of mine JBG's and Nod's minds combining.
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EEEK! the mind boggles!
(but who would be the 'pink' ranger?)
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11 Feb 2003, 17:23
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Just like on Power Rangers when the different battle bots combine to make the super battle bot type thing thats the equivalent of mine JBG's and Nod's minds combining.
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The Professor Chaos character comes to mind
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11 Feb 2003, 17:45
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Look! He's Dancing!
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heh wiggles
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11 Feb 2003, 20:02
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Re: So what ARE my chance?
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
<Asper> NightSinner, the US NOT attacking Iraq is sooner to happen then me sexoring dace
Odds etc = ?
Surely Ladbrokes are running a book.
[I think you mean chances, wiggles]
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if i'm following this right, then because the US has already not attacked Iraq all that is said is that your chances are equal to or less than 100%
And this sentence completely lost me
"A book on Iraq not being attacked not when i'm next due to have sex."
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11 Feb 2003, 20:05
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I wonder why Asper is so obsessed with not bedding Dace..
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11 Feb 2003, 20:13
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Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
I wonder why Asper is so obsessed with not bedding Dace..
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I've stated the answer on that numerous times on IRC, you should pay more attention little girl
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11 Feb 2003, 20:16
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Well last time I saw you mention it you said you'd much rather shag me..
And I'm no little girl.
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11 Feb 2003, 20:22
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Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
Well last time I saw you mention it you said you'd much rather shag me..
And I'm no little girl.
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I said I'd rather shag you then Dace :/
And I don't think anyone will NOT agree with me over that (since 95% of the population on these boards in male, I win automatically)
Not a little girl huh? You act like one so often I've come to see you as one, my apologies
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11 Feb 2003, 20:23
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Not a little girl huh? You act like one so often I've come to see you as one, my apologies
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I think you're misunderstanding it
Yet Sarina was't decisively clear on that subject I must agree
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11 Feb 2003, 20:24
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Originally posted by Asper
I said I'd rather shag you then Dace :/
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Dace you're in!
You get sloppy seconds though I'm afraid :/
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11 Feb 2003, 20:27
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
Dace you're in!
You get sloppy seconds though I'm afraid :/
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Speaking of being clear...
I ment ... oh **** it really
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11 Feb 2003, 20:28
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Originally posted by Asper
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Looked pretty clear to me
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11 Feb 2003, 20:28
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Quote:
Originally posted by Asper
oh **** it really
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DACE IN 'SEXUALLY REFERRED TO AS 'IT" SHOCKER
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11 Feb 2003, 20:32
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Originally posted by xtrasyn
DACE IN 'SEXUALLY REFERRED TO AS 'IT" SHOCKER
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He won't get any from me I'm afraid however I believe Yahwe's around on IRC, so maybe just MAYBE!!!111111
I'm gonna give up on this
Dace should just trying sitting on his arm for a while to cut the bloodflow and then wank for a while, I heard it's very popular under the board population.
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11 Feb 2003, 20:46
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Asper
Dace should just trying sitting on his arm for a while to cut the bloodflow and then wank for a while, I heard it's very popular under the board population.
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Anyone who was in #forums last night should be aware that i already know about this "method of gratification".
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11 Feb 2003, 20:46
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Gone
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Is there going to be hotmanloving or no?
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11 Feb 2003, 20:48
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Is there going to be hotmanloving or no?
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Are you volunteering to give Dace some *instant gratification?*
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11 Feb 2003, 20:49
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Gone
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Originally posted by Asper
Are you volunteering to give Dace some *instant gratification?*
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Only if he pays me.
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11 Feb 2003, 20:49
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Re: So what ARE my chance?
Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
And this sentence completely lost me
"A book on Iraq not being attacked not when i'm next due to have sex."
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My initial sentence went along the lines of:
"Surely Ladbrokes (a betting chain) is running a book (a series of bets on the same thing) on it."
My next line:
"A book on Iraq not being attacked not when i'm next due to have sex."
clarifies that i mean that Ladbrokes are running bets on whether or not Iraq will be attacked as apposed to running bets on when i will next have sex.
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11 Feb 2003, 20:50
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This is overly complicated. Is there going to be shagging or not?
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11 Feb 2003, 20:52
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Only if he pays me.
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That would be a "no".
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11 Feb 2003, 20:54
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Gone
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Originally posted by Dace
That would be a "no".
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What if it's free?
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11 Feb 2003, 20:55
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
This is overly complicated. Is there going to be shagging or not?
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The decision is in Apser's hands.
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11 Feb 2003, 20:57
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
The decision is in Apser's hands.
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Actually it is not in my hands
I just stated I would NOT shag you Dace, not EVER! there happy now?
Would a kind mod plz get his lazy ass to work and put a locky on this?
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11 Feb 2003, 21:04
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
My initial sentence...
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ah. ta.
Quote:
Originally posted by Asper
Actually it is not in my hands
I just stated I would NOT shag you Dace, not EVER! there happy now?
Would a kind mod plz get his lazy ass to work and put a locky on this?
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"not now, not ever" is the new "yes"
(as opposed to the old days when 'no' meant 'yes'. we've come a long way)
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11 Feb 2003, 21:14
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
The decision is in Apser's hands.
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I shudder to think what else is in his hands at the moment...
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11 Feb 2003, 21:19
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
I shudder to think what else is in his hands at the moment...
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lol
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11 Feb 2003, 21:28
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I shudder to think what else is in his hands at the moment...
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I have no idea since I'm a she unless they gave me a sudden sexchange without me ever noticing it.
xtrasyn maybe you remember a nick like SilverEclipse in a far away past, then again maybe you don't...
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11 Feb 2003, 21:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by Asper
I have no idea since I'm a she unless they gave me a sudden sexchange without me ever noticing it.
xtrasyn maybe you remember a nick like SilverEclipse in a far away past, then again maybe you don't...
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Don't be silly; ofcourse I do.
I did not know you were a girl, so sorry...
It does clear things up a bit though
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11 Feb 2003, 21:44
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
"not now, not ever" is the new "yes"
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11 Feb 2003, 23:02
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Asper, one question: Are You Gay?
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11 Feb 2003, 23:04
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Asper, one question: Are You Gay?
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Why the hell do ppl keep bumping this thread back up.
And before I answer that question, what the hell prompted it?
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11 Feb 2003, 23:07
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Why the hell do ppl keep bumping this thread back up.
And before I answer that question, what the hell prompted it?
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Because if you are, the statistics are nearing the one - oh - oh.
Wich could mean I was statistically right about Jenny.
And apart from that, all interesting women floss nowadays, or so it seems.
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11 Feb 2003, 23:07
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Quote:
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what the hell prompted it?
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The fact that you said you wanted to shag me??
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11 Feb 2003, 23:08
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
The fact that you said you wanted to shag me??
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and that yes
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11 Feb 2003, 23:08
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
Because if you are, the statistics are nearing the one - oh - oh.
Wich could mean I was statistically right about Jenny.
And apart from that, all interesting women floss nowadays, or so it seems.
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HUH??? I'm not getting that at all
And I'm not really gay, why the **** am I discussing this anyways :/
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11 Feb 2003, 23:10
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
The fact that you said you wanted to shag me??
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As in better you *than* Dace?
I'd probably say that if I was completely heterosexual as well :/
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