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Unread 8 Oct 2005, 00:55   #1
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The bad kinda good news

Tonight i asked "really fit 19 year old barmaid" out on a date and she said yes.

This is good news.

I am however "Dace like" in my approach to women so it's bound to **** up at some point.

Which is bad.

Anyways here's to me finding a girl i like enough to actually ask out ...

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oh darling... the best birthday present i could have wished for
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Unread 8 Oct 2005, 01:22   #3
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aren't you like 30?
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Unread 8 Oct 2005, 01:26   #4
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good luck dace mate, just don't get too drunk she obviously thinks you are OK, as barmaids get propositioned a lot, and generally say no!
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Re: The bad kinda good news

I'm with rr on this one. So Im saying it once more, dont get to drunk! Don't sell yourself to much, or think to much about it. Just do it.
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Unread 8 Oct 2005, 01:37   #7
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Re: The bad kinda good news

Ta duders.

My general plan was to just drink bottles of beer.

Drink bottles of beer and ply her with lethal quantites of cocktails :muawhahahaha:
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Re: The bad kinda good news

Ask her if she likes pulling pints when she's bartending.

If the answer is yes, whip your trousers off, flop out your willy and aske her to 'pull that and give it a creamy head plzkthx'

If she says no, wank over her face and tell her that 'since you don't like pulling pints, I thought I'd show you how to get a creamy head'




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Unread 8 Oct 2005, 01:42   #9
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she obviously thinks you are OK, as barmaids get propositioned a lot, and generally say no!
Definitely a compliment I could live long on
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There was a tone and i can only thank Richie for lowering it \o/
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Ermm... congrats.
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I'm just trying to get you pleasantly relaxed so you don't tell her something stupid like 'dead girls don't say no', which, admittedly, would be completely l33t but might scupper your chances (me hearties, yarrr!), so at least you could tell her the story about wanking if she's a dirty little trollop like most barmaids, which could get you quids in, in which case you'll be back on here thanking me profusely and asking for more advice Mr Tier thankyouveryindeedcouldn'thavedoneitwithoutyou.
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Re: The bad kinda good news

Dace. By the law of averages, this has to go well.
You wouldn't want to break the law now would you?!
I feel this is the start of a new Dace. Or a good thread.
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Unread 8 Oct 2005, 02:20   #15
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I REALLY like this girl so here's hoping it goes well :D
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Re: The bad kinda good news

how's your karma been lately Dace?


PS Good Luck, and don't forget your date rape
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19 year olds swallow.
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You didn't phone me back
When's the date, duder?
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Re: The bad kinda good news

i'm jealous
I need some excitement in my life right about now.

But good luck dude!
learn from previous mistakes!
And if you really like her don't have sex with her on the first date.
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Re: The bad kinda good news

i met a cute barmaid once, we talked for like 10 minutes.







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congrats go get her tiger
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Re: The bad kinda good news

I phoned her today.

She cant come out on a date this week as her dad is away on holiday and she has to look after his dogs cause they're only 7 months old etc.

As such it's gonna be a week and a half (at least) before the date.

(Fair play to her she did mention that this might be the case when i initially asked her out ... i was just phoning back today to confirm).

This means that i shall prolly be seeing her in a "barmaid/customer awkward we're going on a date at some point soon" kinda way on Friday (which i can only hope i dont **** up).


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On a lighter note ...

I sperately told 3 of my rl friends what i've just told you.

Upon being told all 3 of them immediately said i should have asked her if i could "see her puppies".



The dirty minded swines ;)
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When you see her at the bar, DO talk to here about the dogs. If it turns out she doesn't like them drop it, but if she likes them (and it's an unusual girl who doesn't like puppies) you will win points by being interested. You might even hint at how you like puppies and would like to see the little cuddlies. Who knows, you might get an invite to visit the wee beasties.
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When you see her at the bar, DO talk to here about the dogs. If it turns out she doesn't like them drop it, but if she likes them (and it's an unusual girl who doesn't like puppies) you will win points by being interested. You might even hint at how you like puppies and would like to see the little cuddlies. Who knows, you might get an invite to visit the wee beasties.
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I would reccomend avoiding said bar, however, yes talk baout her puppies.
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doesnt rl stand for 'real life' as oppsoed to 'internet life'?
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When you see her at the bar, DO talk to here about the dogs. If it turns out she doesn't like them drop it, but if she likes them (and it's an unusual girl who doesn't like puppies) you will win points by being interested. You might even hint at how you like puppies and would like to see the little cuddlies. Who knows, you might get an invite to visit the wee beasties.


I was gonna do that (despite threads to the contrary i'm not actually socially inept ... much).

Ta for the advice anyways.

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By the way if it turns out she doesn't like the dogs tell her that in your spare time you run over puppies in your car.


Thanks to dda and I this has become a win-win scenario for dace
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This is me being very proud and wishing Dace the best of luck and looking forward to many an entertaining story being posted on GD as a result of this....
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Rankin , that 1 week period is up. Let us know how it went.

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Dace's prospective date looking after puppies yesterday
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Your powers are weak old man.
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I got three hours sleep on an overnight flight to MOntevideo and I've been watching some clueless ****ers take 7 hours to install Windows 2003 on a server here, a job I did last week in about three.

I'll come up with better help when I'm not knackered.

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I'll come up with better help when I'm not knackered.

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