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7 Aug 2004, 00:19
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Keira Knightley
*fap*
agreed?
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7 Aug 2004, 00:21
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Re: Keira Knightley
Yawn
Agreed?
p.s. if you are going to have a fawning over women that you'll be lucky to meet nevermind **** at least include some linkage, embarrassing fantasy stories and anything else you can come up with and not a two word ****ing post where one of them is an onomatopoeia
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7 Aug 2004, 00:23
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Re: Keira Knightley
dunno how the hell you do it but *fap* is NOT an ono..mato..whatever
Still - whoar
www.kkwavefront.org <---linkage for keira starved Sunday8pm
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7 Aug 2004, 00:23
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Re: Keira Knightley
I'd hit it.
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7 Aug 2004, 00:24
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Re: Keira Knightley
I concur.
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7 Aug 2004, 00:25
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Re: Keira Knightley
Id pull up to that bumper and smack my monkey, and no mistake!
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7 Aug 2004, 00:35
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Re: Keira Knightley
Some tasteful people abound these fair forums this dark night, i see....
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7 Aug 2004, 00:35
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Re: Keira Knightley
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Skragg
dunno how the hell you do it but *fap* is NOT an ono..mato..whatever
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Quote:
Originally Posted by urbandictionary.com
fap
The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
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7 Aug 2004, 00:37
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Re: Keira Knightley
i wont ask
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7 Aug 2004, 03:21
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Keira Knightley
no nudity pics
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7 Aug 2004, 03:29
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Re: Keira Knightley
Dont worry, Mr. Dace
Only tasteful stuff
(although, Keira Knightely - c'mon! ffs)
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7 Aug 2004, 03:32
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Keira Knightley
i cant remember posting that
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7 Aug 2004, 03:52
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Re: Keira Knightley
One word - BEER
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7 Aug 2004, 05:41
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Re: Keira Knightley
Shes not really that pretty, she used to go to my school and lved down my street. She now goes to my uni :S Royal holloway
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7 Aug 2004, 09:34
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Clerk
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Re: Keira Knightley
I think she's nice enough.
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7 Aug 2004, 11:29
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Re: Keira Knightley
nice, but overrated.
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7 Aug 2004, 11:29
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Re: Keira Knightley
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I think she's nice enough.
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That's because her flat chest makes her appear younger than she is am I rite dante am I I think I am.
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7 Aug 2004, 12:18
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Re: Keira Knightley
I'd do her for sure because she's hot. She's not the best, but yeah.
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7 Aug 2004, 12:26
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Re: Keira Knightley
i'd do her because i can't get any better.
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7 Aug 2004, 13:26
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That's because her flat chest makes her appear younger than she is am I rite dante am I I think I am.
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Nah. She is fairly young anyway, but thanks to the water system being highly polluted by oestrogen (from birth control pills, etc) girls are getting overdeveloped early on.
Combined with an apalling education system (in Britain at least), this means there are loads of utterly moronic 15 year old girls walking around with massive tits.
to the crumbling of society.
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7 Aug 2004, 13:30
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Keira Knightley
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Nah. She is fairly young anyway, but thanks to the water system being highly polluted by oestrogen (from birth control pills, etc) girls are getting overdeveloped early on.
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Can i blame the small size of my penis on this?
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7 Aug 2004, 13:32
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Keira Knightley
Also would that mean that girls in London would have the biggest tits (ie because the water they drink passes through 7 people on average etc)?
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7 Aug 2004, 13:35
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Re: Keira Knightley
I'm not sure. The water used for London is used for adjoining places too I think.
But anyway even if it's true it's not really that important as a relatively high proportion of girls in London from 15-30 are non-white.
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7 Aug 2004, 13:56
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Re: Keira Knightley
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
Yawn
Agreed?
p.s. if you are going to have a fawning over women that you'll be lucky to meet nevermind **** at least include some linkage, embarrassing fantasy stories and anything else you can come up with and not a two word ****ing post where one of them is an onomatopoeia
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7 Aug 2004, 14:22
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Re: Keira Knightley
ah, Nodrog, Vitriol. No Taste. End Comment.
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7 Aug 2004, 15:58
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Re: Keira Knightley
I don't find her that attractive actually.
She's too skinny.
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7 Aug 2004, 17:04
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Re: Keira Knightley
nod nor me never said nothing about not appreciating her superficial features, we are just saying if you are going to make a thread like this DO IT BETTER.
Or else it just becomes some single IQ fan board where they all just post hot pic links and fap to every post. LITERALLY.
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7 Aug 2004, 17:22
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Re: Keira Knightley
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
nod nor me never said nothing about not appreciating her superficial features, we are just saying if you are going to make a thread like this DO IT BETTER.
Or else it just becomes some single IQ fan board where they all just post hot pic links and fap to every post. LITERALLY.
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you forget who the thread starter is. Evil Skragg, he of the many skills, now including successfully tying his own shoelaces!
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7 Aug 2004, 17:26
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Re: Keira Knightley
Hence why I had to make that second post or else he would of carried on oblivious to his own shortcomings.
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7 Aug 2004, 17:37
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Re: Keira Knightley
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
Or else it just becomes some single IQ fan board where they all just post hot pic links and fap to every post. LITERALLY.
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Frankly I'd rather have lots of hot pictures of kiera knightley than a discussion with you or nod over the attributes of said "hot" female.
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7 Aug 2004, 17:38
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Frankly I'd rather have lots of hot pictures of kiera knightley than a discussion with you or nod over the attributes of said "hot" female.
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if you come to the forums largely in the hope of finding pictures of keira knightly then i am worried.
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7 Aug 2004, 17:39
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if you come to the forums largely in the hope of finding pictures of keira knightly then i am worried.
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7 Aug 2004, 18:39
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Re: Keira Knightley
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I don't find her that attractive actually.
She's too skinny.
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7 Aug 2004, 18:49
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Re: Keira Knightley
I dig skinny.
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7 Aug 2004, 19:51
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Shes not really that pretty, she used to go to my school and lved down my street. She now goes to my uni :S Royal holloway
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You used to go to Teddington School?
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7 Aug 2004, 21:07
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Re: Keira Knightley
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Frankly I'd rather have lots of hot pictures of kiera knightley than a discussion with you or nod over the attributes of said "hot" female.
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Ditto with your drunken appraisal and drunken philosphy of why women are hot.
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7 Aug 2004, 21:10
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Ditto with your drunken appraisal and drunken philosphy of why women are hot.
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Suck it in big man.
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I just found out from someone who went to the same school as Kiera that she was a bully and a snob.
Heh, skinny girls ruling the school grounds.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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11 Aug 2004, 15:29
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Re: Keira Knightley
Id definetly give her a go
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11 Aug 2004, 15:34
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Re: Keira Knightley
sexually humiliating a snobby bully rich chick sounds HOT
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Re: Keira Knightley
Hmmm, wouldnt i love to be her bed
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Re: Keira Knightley
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I just found out from someone who went to the same school as Kiera that she was a bully and a snob.
Heh, skinny girls ruling the school grounds.
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i can just picture the front page of The Sun now: "KEIRA KNIGHTLEY SNOBISH BULLY AT SCHOOL!!!!" with the subtitle - "Internet Geeks say they'd give her one"
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i'd do her because i can't get any better.
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Re: Keira Knightley
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Re: Keira Knightley
Who is this woman? I've never heard of her.
I wouldn't **** a celebrity I've never heard of.
Actually, I would, but I'd do them up the arse and pretend they were Kirsty Wark or Adam Rickett or some such hottie, who as yet elludes my clutches.
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Re: Keira Knightley
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Why wasnt it me
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12 Aug 2004, 11:37
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Re: Keira Knightley
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Who is this woman? I've never heard of her.
I wouldn't **** a celebrity I've never heard of.
Actually, I would, but I'd do them up the arse and pretend they were Kirsty Wark or Adam Rickett or some such hottie, who as yet elludes my clutches.
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She was in films such as Star Wars Episode 1, The Hole, Love Actually, Pirates of the Caribbean and King Arthur.
This is from the top of my head.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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12 Aug 2004, 11:42
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Re: Keira Knightley
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She was in films such as Star Wars Episode 1
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Unless she was one of the Desert People and wore a big mask to appear on screen for five seconds, or somewhere in the pod racing crowd, she was nowhere to be seen in Star Wars Ep. 1.
Keira Knightley has nothing on Natalie Portman.
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Thanks to hard work and a striking resemblance to Natalie Portman, Knightley was cast as Portman's handmaiden in Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace.
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12 Aug 2004, 11:50
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Re: Keira Knightley
I never even noticed. Granted, I was only looking at the very becoming Ms. Portman instead.
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