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14 Oct 2005, 03:53
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Caveat Lector
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I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
That's right. A duel to the ban. This is how it will work, if Yahwe is indeed a gentleman worthy of his respect and accepts this challenge (and if the local tyrant and his sycophants agree) we will each pick a word and put them in the ring on www.googlefight.com. The loser will be permanently banned from the forums with no recourse to an appeal. No new nicks, no ban evasion, just gone from here forever.
We will both agree upon an arbitrator whom we both feel is trustworthy enough, and to this person we will trust to mediate the duel and to this person we secretly give the words to, and this person will be sworn to secrecy until he/she has been presented with both our words and has put them against each other on google fight and posted the results on this forum.
As I am the challenger, Yahwe will be able to pick the general category from which the words must be chosen. The chosen arbitrator will be the judge as to whether or not the words chosen fit Yahwe's category, if a word doesn't, a new word must be chosen.
If Yahwe is not willing to accept this duel, then I will have reason to suspect him of cowardice and it will be his epithet from here on out.
If the admin's don't agree to terms of this duel, then that is obviously their prerogative (but come on it would be fun!). I how ever am taking the chance that they will, at the risk of being permanently banned (by losing the duel).
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14 Oct 2005, 03:56
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Banned
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
This is gayer than if you challenged him to a contest in which you had to have sex with as many men as possible in one week.
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14 Oct 2005, 03:57
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Caveat Lector
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
This is gayer than if you challenged him to a contest in which you had to have sex with as many men as possible in one week.
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I'd lose.
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14 Oct 2005, 03:59
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Banned
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by s|k
I'd lose.
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I'm sure you'd give it* your all.
*them
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14 Oct 2005, 04:01
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I am.
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by s|k
I'd lose.
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i'd not bet a banning on that
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14 Oct 2005, 08:49
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For Crowly <3
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by s|k
We will both agree upon an arbitrator whom we both feel is trustworthy enough, and to this person we will trust to mediate the duel and to this person we secretly give the words to, and this person will be sworn to secrecy until he/she has been presented with both our words and has put them against each other on google fight and posted the results on this forum.
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Well Im not doing much, plus I have a working £ key now
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14 Oct 2005, 09:15
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hated dead or alive
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
/me sits back, gets popcorn and prays.
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14 Oct 2005, 09:19
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Banned
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
What is this?
****ing mentals' week on GD or something?
I swear, if someone doesn't create a half decent thread soon, I'm going to, i'm going to, i'm going to.... take up basketweaving or something.
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14 Oct 2005, 10:05
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
What a ****ing stupid thread.
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14 Oct 2005, 10:20
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BlueTuba
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
what
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14 Oct 2005, 10:20
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Buried under JJ's Patio
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
I am now starting to recall why i was absent from these boards for so long!
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<Mushroom> put it in slowly, bit by bit KaneED
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14 Oct 2005, 10:34
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nomen est omen
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
This is bloody stupid!
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14 Oct 2005, 10:41
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Guy next door
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashknight
I am now starting to recall why i was absent from these boards for so long!
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lol why don't you reconsider your previous taken decision then?
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14 Oct 2005, 10:42
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Buried under JJ's Patio
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
A fool part of me believes that everything has a chance of redemption, but this post is now bringing that part of me into question
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A long term peon
<Mushroom> put it in slowly, bit by bit KaneED
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14 Oct 2005, 10:44
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nondescript human
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Nah sorry this idea sucks.
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14 Oct 2005, 11:18
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Tilting at windmills
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Lightning Bolt.
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14 Oct 2005, 11:31
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Lucky
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
challenge him to travel around the world in 80 days!@#$
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14 Oct 2005, 11:37
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You love me really
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
It's ok, Yahwe is too cowardly to accept the challenge in the first place.
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14 Oct 2005, 11:49
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Godfather
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
This thread is not a good thread.
This is my judgement. :-(
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14 Oct 2005, 12:39
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Guys.
This is a golden opportunity.
I'm pretty sure I'm not in the minority when I say I don't want Yahwe banned, but am not that concerned about s|k (plus he keeps hatnig on me and that isn't cool, brother).
So we all PM Yahwe words with gazillions of results on Google.
He takes up the challenge.
s|k chooses some rubbish word.
Yahwe wins.
Am I the only one who is thinking something wonderful could come out of this horrible horrible thread?
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14 Oct 2005, 12:46
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Guy next door
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Please stop this pain.
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14 Oct 2005, 12:59
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
why? are you taking s|k's place?
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14 Oct 2005, 13:16
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
This thread isn't quite as bad an idea as trying to kidnap a baby from its mother before it's born.
isn't yawhe going to get himself banned anyway before too terribly long? i guess i just don't see the point.
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14 Oct 2005, 13:19
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Guy next door
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by acropolis
isn't yawhe going to get himself banned anyway before too terribly long? i guess i just don't see the point.
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You make it sound like these boards are powered by fair policy and equality.
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14 Oct 2005, 15:29
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
This thread fails to deliver.
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14 Oct 2005, 15:39
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Next goal wins!
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pyirt
This is bloody stupid!
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whenever i see your avatar out of the corner of my eye i think it's Al Murray (the pub landlord) holding a pint up.
[/shit post in a shit thread]
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14 Oct 2005, 15:56
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Gone
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
whenever i see your avatar out of the corner of my eye i think it's Al Murray (the pub landlord) holding a pint up.
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heh.
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14 Oct 2005, 16:02
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Caveat Lector
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
This thread is proof of my genius.
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14 Oct 2005, 16:05
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Gone
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Lock them both in a toilet and refuse to let them out until they resolve their differences.
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14 Oct 2005, 16:29
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Registered User
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
This is gayer than if you challenged him to a contest in which you had to have sex with as many men as possible in one week.
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14 Oct 2005, 17:08
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a little bit broken
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by s|k
This thread is proof of my genius.
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this would only be true if genius = idiocy
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14 Oct 2005, 17:26
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
this would only be true if genius = idiocy
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u know sik is dumb when madi calls him an idiot lol
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14 Oct 2005, 19:13
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BlueTuba
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
this thread should be dowsed in petrol, set alight and filmed as an example to warn people off such despicable posting in future.
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14 Oct 2005, 19:30
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saint-ciboire de tabarnac
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
duel over, JohnnyBGood is the victor.
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14 Oct 2005, 21:01
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You love me really
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Instead of doing the google fight thing, why not slap each other's cocks with a leather glove until submission? like borat.
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14 Oct 2005, 21:30
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Caveat Lector
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
You people are crazy. This thread is amazing. It's my best work yet. I give it a 10 out of 10. It just screams 'greatness.'
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14 Oct 2005, 22:04
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
USMC-greatness, which is beyond laymen understanding.
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14 Oct 2005, 22:51
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
If I weren't trying to get to 1,000 posts I would have toatally ignored this thread.
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14 Oct 2005, 22:59
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dda
If I weren't trying to get to 1,000 posts I would have toatally ignored this thread.
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me too, except with 5000
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14 Oct 2005, 23:56
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
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15 Oct 2005, 01:12
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so f*cking zen
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Ftw!!!
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Originally Posted by acropolis
This thread isn't quite as bad an idea as trying to kidnap a baby from its mother before it's born.
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A 17-year-old boy on an all-terrain vehicle discovered the two women and sought help despite Conner's insistence that Oskin, who was bleeding from the head and abdomen, was fine, the district attorney said.
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15 Oct 2005, 03:53
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Ftw!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
A 17-year-old boy on an all-terrain vehicle discovered the two women and sought help despite Conner's insistence that Oskin, who was bleeding from the head and abdomen, was fine, the district attorney said.
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i would have pos-repped her if she'd claimed the woman had hit herself with the baseball bat and was trying to perform a c-section on herself.
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15 Oct 2005, 17:16
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Dirte
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it."
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15 Oct 2005, 17:23
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Registered User
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Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.
I havent read this thread since yesterday and I'd forgot how shit it was.
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