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Unread 1 Dec 2002, 18:20   #1
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For all you GREAT French speakers out there

I need to say "I did 2 pieces of coursework(or homework) yesterday" In french. Also any good phrases to do with your house or school etc. Im talking really good stuff A level + pls.

This is real important so no jokes please.
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Unread 1 Dec 2002, 18:21   #2
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"je ne parle pas de Francais"
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oh yeh...

"voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (spelling mistakes are a free bonus)
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ok, i did ask for no jokes. Oh and my friends cousin said "je ne parle pas de Francais" in his exam once... he got an F
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ok, i did ask for no jokes. Oh and my friends cousin said "je ne parle pas de Francais" in his exam once... he got an F
I think it was the "de" part that got him that F......
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I am sweat and fruity. You can't resist me. Come on, try some.

The phrase you are after Mr Homework is:

Je suis Bloomers!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
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Re: For all you GREAT French speakers out there

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I need to say "I did 2 pieces of coursework(or homework) yesterday" In french.
"Hier, j'ai fait mes deviors"

Aren't I Mr. Helpful today?
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Re: Re: For all you GREAT French speakers out there

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Aren't I Mr. Helpful today?
No, you're still Mr Nobody
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yeah, i guess i'll just go back to the shadows for a while then
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Je fais deux morceaux de devoirs hier.

phrases to do with house

je passe l'aspirateur - I hoover up
je range ma chambre - I tidy my room
je me couche - I go to bed

I don't see how any of this could be A Level though. And somebody who doesn't know how to say I did 2 pieces of homework, shouldn't be doing A Level french.
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I speak _great_ french due to our french teacher for two years taught us nothing but pronounciation rules and had us practice in class. As a result I don't understand **** of the language, and can't translate for you. Go to http://babelfish.altavista.com/ and tell me what it translate as, and I can say it perfectly.

90% of those of us in that class, failed or got minimum passing grade in french at highschool.
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All I remember from the three years I took french is 'parlez vous anglais?'

not even sure if that's correct though
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Have wissed the accents off. The grammar is probably also incorrect.
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Re: Re: For all you GREAT French speakers out there

"Hier, j'ai fait mes deux devoirs. Ensuite, j'ai parle avec deux tapettes, et nous avons embrasse nos bittes. L'homosexuel de moi est clair comme dans le cul d'un negre!"


There, helpful, amusing, and offensive! 3 in 1 package!
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Hier, j'ai fait deux pieces de devoirs.
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