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1 Dec 2002, 18:20
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The Harsh Light of Day
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For all you GREAT French speakers out there
I need to say "I did 2 pieces of coursework(or homework) yesterday" In french. Also any good phrases to do with your house or school etc. Im talking really good stuff A level + pls.
This is real important so no jokes please.
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1 Dec 2002, 18:21
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Rawr rawr
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"je ne parle pas de Francais"
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1 Dec 2002, 18:21
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le gay
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1 Dec 2002, 18:26
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Rawr rawr
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oh yeh...
"voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (spelling mistakes are a free bonus)
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1 Dec 2002, 18:27
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Cute and cuddly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flavius
"J'aime beaucoup les hommes et je veut faire du sexe oral avec deux chevres"
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Hey, me too!
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1 Dec 2002, 18:30
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The Harsh Light of Day
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ok, i did ask for no jokes. Oh and my friends cousin said "je ne parle pas de Francais" in his exam once... he got an F
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1 Dec 2002, 18:31
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Rawr rawr
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Originally posted by Eidron
ok, i did ask for no jokes. Oh and my friends cousin said "je ne parle pas de Francais" in his exam once... he got an F
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I think it was the "de" part that got him that F......
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1 Dec 2002, 18:34
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Cute and cuddly
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Originally posted by Flavius
you naughty Schwarzwaldekirschetorte you
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I am sweat and fruity. You can't resist me. Come on, try some.
The phrase you are after Mr Homework is:
Je suis Bloomers!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
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1 Dec 2002, 18:42
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Re: For all you GREAT French speakers out there
Quote:
Originally posted by Eidron
I need to say "I did 2 pieces of coursework(or homework) yesterday" In french.
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"Hier, j'ai fait mes deviors"
Aren't I Mr. Helpful today?
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1 Dec 2002, 18:44
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Cute and cuddly
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Re: Re: For all you GREAT French speakers out there
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Originally posted by Obliterate
Aren't I Mr. Helpful today?
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No, you're still Mr Nobody
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1 Dec 2002, 18:46
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Re: Re: Re: For all you GREAT French speakers out there
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Originally posted by Bloomers III
No, you're still Mr Nobody
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yeah, i guess i'll just go back to the shadows for a while then
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1 Dec 2002, 18:51
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J to the C to the A G E
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Je fais deux morceaux de devoirs hier.
phrases to do with house
je passe l'aspirateur - I hoover up
je range ma chambre - I tidy my room
je me couche - I go to bed
I don't see how any of this could be A Level though. And somebody who doesn't know how to say I did 2 pieces of homework, shouldn't be doing A Level french.
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1 Dec 2002, 18:51
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I speak _great_ french due to our french teacher for two years taught us nothing but pronounciation rules and had us practice in class. As a result I don't understand **** of the language, and can't translate for you. Go to http://babelfish.altavista.com/ and tell me what it translate as, and I can say it perfectly.
90% of those of us in that class, failed or got minimum passing grade in french at highschool.
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1 Dec 2002, 18:52
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Banned
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All I remember from the three years I took french is 'parlez vous anglais?'
not even sure if that's correct though
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1 Dec 2002, 20:13
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"je suis ce defonce au crack"
Have wissed the accents off. The grammar is probably also incorrect.
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6 Dec 2002, 06:06
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I AM OSCAR WILDE
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Re: Re: For all you GREAT French speakers out there
"Hier, j'ai fait mes deux devoirs. Ensuite, j'ai parle avec deux tapettes, et nous avons embrasse nos bittes. L'homosexuel de moi est clair comme dans le cul d'un negre!"
There, helpful, amusing, and offensive! 3 in 1 package!
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6 Dec 2002, 17:44
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Lazy :)
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Hier, j'ai fait deux pieces de devoirs.
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