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5 May 2004, 00:23
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Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
Frankly I've got an extremely valid case here. The acting is laughable, the premise is stupid, the plot is nonsensical, the dialogue is painful and the ****ing lighting is piss poor.
WHO PAID MONEY TO HAVE THIS FILM MADE?
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5 May 2004, 00:26
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
never watched it but the shawshank redemption was worse.
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5 May 2004, 00:27
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
I thought it was a crap movie but there are so many more pathetic movies out there
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5 May 2004, 00:29
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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I thought it was a crap movie but there are so many more pathetic movies out there
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Yes but someone paid demi moore 10 million or something sickening to do this?
PS Minority of one nod
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5 May 2004, 00:29
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
I think it's unlikely that it's worse than Mulholland Drive.
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5 May 2004, 00:30
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
I remember that awesome movie with Mel Gibson where he was able to read female minds now
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5 May 2004, 00:31
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
All romatic comedies i've ever seen is worse.
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5 May 2004, 00:32
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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I remember that awesome movie with Mel Gibson where he was able to read female minds now
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what women really want
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5 May 2004, 00:32
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
Any film made in Norway or Sweden.
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5 May 2004, 00:33
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
Somehow I enjoyed Nothing Hill in a way of not expecting too much and just watch because the girlfriend will enjoy it.
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5 May 2004, 00:33
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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All romatic comedies i've ever seen is worse.
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Apparently you havent watched About a Boy.
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5 May 2004, 00:34
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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what women really want
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Oh shit no, now I remember that part in which Mel is dressing up after getting out of the bed and watching in the mirror making those cro magnon male sounds. Those sounds, no please.
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5 May 2004, 00:34
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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Any film made in Norway or Sweden.
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Voluptuous Viking Vixens IV - The Pillage of Uranus.
Last edited by Nodrog; 5 May 2004 at 00:44.
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5 May 2004, 00:36
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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Volumptuous Viking Vixens IV - The Pillage of Uranus.
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Volumptuous, it might not be a word but ****ing hell it sounds like a good shag.
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5 May 2004, 00:37
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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Volumptuous
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5 May 2004, 00:37
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
I found AI to be far, far worse. The end just kept dragging on and on. It is the only film I nearly walked out of the cinema halfway through.
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5 May 2004, 00:38
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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Any film made in Norway or Sweden.
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Shut up.
Sweden has some exelent graffiti movies, and also, their movie "Radioactive Nazi Zombies Must Die", rocks.
Norway also has a few quite thrilling movies, including Bread and Circus, where a alien space-ship has sex with a vagina in the ground!
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5 May 2004, 00:39
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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alien space-ship has sex with a vagina in the ground!
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5 May 2004, 00:43
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
Good Swedish and norwegian movies: Detektor & salms from the kitchen.
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5 May 2004, 00:44
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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Norway also has a few quite thrilling movies, including Bread and Circus, where a alien space-ship has sex with a vagina in the ground!
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I'm surprised any Norwegian film had the production budget for anything so ambitious as that.
Even if they had used plasticine and a washing-up bottle.
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5 May 2004, 00:46
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
'Glen or Glenda'
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5 May 2004, 00:50
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
I once saw a Spanish film that was fairly surreal. At least, I think it was Spanish. I only watched it partially. The only thing I can remember now is that there was an "Escaped porn star", (if I remember the subtitles correctly) who raped a woman in some sort of appartment building.
As I say, it was surreal. It was strangely compulsive in that 'What the **** is this about?' sort of way.
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5 May 2004, 00:53
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
Only film ive ever walked out on was 21 Grams. Some others ive stayed to take piss out of though (Veritical Limit, Mission Impossible 2)
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5 May 2004, 00:55
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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"Radioactive Nazi Zombies Must Die", rocks.
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*except the bit where the guy is dragged vveerrryy sssllooowwwlly backwards over the porch
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5 May 2004, 01:22
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
That film is quality if just because it has Aragorn playing one of the Village People
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5 May 2004, 03:48
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
Well I aquired a copy of Gay ******s from Outer Space (1992).
Haven't watched it yet, but it might be worse... just a hunch.
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5 May 2004, 03:49
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
Wow, the "N" word meaning a black person is starred out...
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5 May 2004, 05:15
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
Frankly, Sound Of Music is a lot worse than any other movie out there.
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5 May 2004, 07:44
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
The Postman
is 2 hours of vomit inducingly bad movie making
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5 May 2004, 08:39
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5 May 2004, 08:40
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
I agree with whoever said AI.
'Sum of all Fears' is pretty bad too.
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5 May 2004, 09:44
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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All romatic comedies i've ever seen is worse.
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Annie Hall.
You are wrong (or not seen it, which is more likely)
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5 May 2004, 09:50
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
teh convent, a low budget teen horror american type that doesnt seem to realise that its taking the piss out of itself
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5 May 2004, 09:54
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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5 May 2004, 10:28
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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ZING.
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5 May 2004, 10:42
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5 May 2004, 10:45
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
I watched a film called 'Torque' this weekend. I think it's a contender for worst film I've seen lately.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329691/
I don't think there is a single line of dialogue delivered by any of the black characters which isn't either shouted or some awful clichéd crap ("Step up white bwoy", etc). It's also a rip-off of the much better 'The Warriors' movie (about New York gangs).
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5 May 2004, 10:47
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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I don't think there is a single line of dialogue delivered by any of the black characters which isn't either shouted or some awful clichéd crap ("Step up white bwoy", etc). It's also a rip-off of the much better 'The Warriors' movie (about New York gangs).
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5 May 2004, 11:26
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
I cant believe how stupid the imdb comments are.
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5 May 2004, 11:30
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
The rest of the internet has the habit of making these forums look good.
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5 May 2004, 11:36
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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I cant believe how stupid the imdb comments are.
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5 May 2004, 13:06
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
I've seen an awful film called Final Cut with Jude Law in it.
It is so much worse than any other film I have ever seen.
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5 May 2004, 13:22
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085792/
Now that IS the worst movie ever. But its so bad its good.
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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You Got Served(2004): In order to achieve their dream of opening a recording studio, two friends (Omarion, Houston) must first win their city's dance contest -- a fierce competition that pits them against a group of tough street dancers.
Fried gold.
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OH, IT'S ON
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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You Got Served(2004): In order to achieve their dream of opening a recording studio, two friends (Omarion, Houston) must first win their city's dance contest -- a fierce competition that pits them against a group of tough street dancers.
Fried gold.
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That sounds like a movie worthy of the cringe of the century.
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5 May 2004, 16:24
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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Any film made in Norway or Sweden.
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****ing amal, aka show me love was pretty pretty ace
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5 May 2004, 17:00
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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OH, IT'S ON
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Biggest Tap Tragedy Since 1954
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5 May 2004, 17:01
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
"gladiator cop"
through a terrible amount of coincedental circumstances, i now own it on DVD.
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
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Re: Is GI Jane the poorest movie ever made?
Who thinks we should make a film about Mark's life, with all the unneccesary harrasment of Mark that such a suggestion implies?
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