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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 16:58   #1
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Slutty Bitch
is my new idea for a drink.

While I was at the bar last night a friend of mine told me about this beer called "arrogant bastard" which is apparently very good.

But since that's already taken, my idea is to have a disgustingly fruity and high in alcohol beverage called "slutty bitch."

It would be at least 30 proof, and it would say in bold letters "I'm easy" and stuff like that all over the bottle.

All the sorority chicks in this city would buy like six each night to make it clear to all the guys in the room that they want ****. In case their lack of underwear went unobserved.
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:03   #2
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If I made a drink it would be called "Arrogant Toff". It would taste just like water, yet somehow also be alcoholic. The bottle would be dressed in top hat and tails.
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:06   #3
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would it have blonde hair, big teeth and a law degree from oxford?
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:11   #4
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Big teeth sounds good. I'm not sure about the law degree though, have to keep production costs down.
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:11   #5
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I demand a drink for physicists.

It's like guinness, but free.
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:13   #6
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Re: Slutty Bitch
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I demand a drink for physicists.

It's like guinness, but free.
genius?
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:17   #7
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genius?
I have nothing to declare but my guinness.
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:21   #8
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Re: Slutty Bitch
Thats only because you want the security guys to search you.
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:22   #9
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Re: Slutty Bitch
Acropolis' drink at least has the possibility for unfunny bartenders everywhere. ("I'd like a slutty bitch please...", etc)
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:38   #10
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Re: Slutty Bitch
I think JD Wetherspoon have a ****tail called: Furry Knob.

It has Knob Creek in it.

"Can I have a furry knob please..."
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 17:51   #11
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Re: Slutty Bitch
Slutty bitch should also come with a roofie in it.
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Unread 23 Jan 2004, 18:21   #12
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Re: Slutty Bitch
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It would taste just like water, yet somehow also be alcoholic.
it's been done already
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slutty 'ho sounds better.
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what about a Guzzler.
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