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11 Apr 2004, 20:03
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A joyous occasion
I now own a computer.
My parents get back from holiday tomorrow at which point i will make them install an outgoing phone line and internet connection in the flat.
I will then be online heaps :pheer:
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11 Apr 2004, 20:04
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Re: A joyous occasion
Hi dace
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11 Apr 2004, 20:04
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Re: A joyous occasion
dont about anyone else but i missed you.
kind of.
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11 Apr 2004, 20:06
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Re: A joyous occasion
yay
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11 Apr 2004, 20:07
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Re: A joyous occasion
almost started to miss you :]
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11 Apr 2004, 20:09
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11 Apr 2004, 20:13
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Re: A joyous occasion
Hiya everybody :waves:
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11 Apr 2004, 20:17
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Re: A joyous occasion
You still live with your parents? Aren't you about twenty-five or something?
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11 Apr 2004, 20:29
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Re: A joyous occasion
Dear MM
Point 1: I live in a flat my parents own. I pay my parents rent. I do not live with my parents.
Point 2: I am 23.
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11 Apr 2004, 20:33
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Re: A joyous occasion
I'm made up, and this coincides nicely with my own return to regularity. Two thumbs fresh.
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11 Apr 2004, 20:33
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Re: A joyous occasion
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Originally Posted by Dace
Point 1: I live in a flat my parents own. I pay my parents rent. I do not live with my parents.
Point 2: I am 23.
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So basically, not as sad as originally thought, but still rather shody in the old life department?
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11 Apr 2004, 20:38
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Re: A joyous occasion
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So basically, not as sad as originally thought, but still rather shody in the old lfie department?
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How do you figure that?
I pay less than half the amount i should if i was renting from an unknown landlord.
I also do not pay any utility bills (although i do pay my council tax and i will have to pay for the internet connection and phone line rental).
Saving money whilst still living away from home seems like a good idea to me.
How come you don't agree?
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11 Apr 2004, 20:39
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Re: A joyous occasion
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I'm made up, and this coincides nicely with my own return to regularity. Two thumbs fresh.
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:cheesygrin:
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11 Apr 2004, 20:42
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Re: A joyous occasion
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How come you don't agree?
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It seems rather dismal to me, living in a property owned by your parent, and still having to pay rent and the like. It's seems only half-way to a decent living status to me.
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11 Apr 2004, 20:43
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Re: A joyous occasion
Well you're gay then.
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11 Apr 2004, 21:00
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Re: A joyous occasion
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Well you're gay then.
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I want to do dat manloving thing with you.
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11 Apr 2004, 21:05
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Re: A joyous occasion
I bet you do.
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11 Apr 2004, 21:11
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Re: A joyous occasion
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I bet you do.
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Do you think you are naturally attractive to men, and do you feel a sense of satisfaction if you do?
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11 Apr 2004, 21:14
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Re: A joyous occasion
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Do you think you are naturally attractive to men, and do you feel a sense of satisfaction if you do?
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That's not what i meant my comment to imply.
What i meant was that it comes as no suprise to me to hear that you are gay.
None at all.
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11 Apr 2004, 21:17
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Re: A joyous occasion
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None at all.
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I'm not gay, I just want to attempt same-sex relations with your bottom.
Like you aren't a paedo, you just screw fifteen year olds occassionally, for kicks.
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11 Apr 2004, 21:19
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Re: A joyous occasion
And you haven't answered my question, either, you old hound.
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11 Apr 2004, 21:22
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Re: A joyous occasion
I am surprised no-one has formulated a "Dace, you do realise police will be raiding your PC within an hour of hearing that you own a PC to check for pictures. cough." type reply
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11 Apr 2004, 23:58
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I am surprised no-one has formulated a "Dace, you do realise police will be raiding your PC within an hour of hearing that you own a PC to check for pictures. cough." type reply
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The reason no one has come up with this... is because it is shit and unfunny.
Almost as shit and unfunny as this post...
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Re: A joyous occasion
I was in Reading the other week. Dull place. But Oracle have lots of nice emerald-coloured glass buildings to look at. And a bar at the bottom of each one! Oh and there's a TGI Fridays or something.
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12 Apr 2004, 00:00
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Re: A joyous occasion
In for a Peach, in for a Pound.
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Re: A joyous occasion
joy!
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The reason no one has come up with this... is because it is shit and unfunny.
Almost as shit and unfunny as this post...
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Re: A joyous occasion
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Like you aren't a paedo, you just screw fifteen year olds occassionally, for kicks.
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Having sex with 15 year olds doesn't make you a paedo. Unless the 15 year olds you know are pre-pubescent or something.
p.s. wb Dace!
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12 Apr 2004, 00:55
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Re: A joyous occasion
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Having sex with 15 year olds doesn't make you a paedo. Unless the 15 year olds you know are pre-pubescent or something.
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12 Apr 2004, 00:56
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I dislike this 'scientific' approach to Socialism. This is why Marxist Leninism was such a write-off.
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I guess. You can prove anything with facts, etc.
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12 Apr 2004, 00:58
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Re: A joyous occasion
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Having sex with 15 year olds doesn't make you a paedo. Unless the 15 year olds you know are pre-pubescent or something.
p.s. wb Dace!
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Is this your website Dace?!
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12 Apr 2004, 01:00
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Re: A joyous occasion
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Having sex with 15 year olds doesn't make you a paedo. Unless the 15 year olds you know are pre-pubescent or something.
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It makes you a bebeophile or something.
Anyways it all depends on which country you are in at the time.
Legal age is 13 in Chile and 12 in some other random South American Country so ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
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Ta.
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12 Apr 2004, 01:04
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Is this your website Dace?! :)
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What makes this "joke" funnier is i do actually like her.
Errrmmmm i'm not serious if the FBI/Police are reading this.
If that's the case "I am not a paedo".
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12 Apr 2004, 01:04
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Re: A joyous occasion
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You are an intellectually-constipated dullard.
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Heh, and you are just plain shit.
I suppose it takes a real intellectual to use such profound statements?
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Re: A joyous occasion
Listen to the ground:
there is movement all around.
There is something goin' down
and I can feel it.
Ahhhhhhhhh yeah.
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12 Apr 2004, 01:05
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I mean "like her in a wait a few years and she'll be hot kind of way".
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Re: A joyous occasion
my nubile young cousin is fit, and starting to develop breasts, ill give you her phone number dace.
also, shes a gymnast
yay!
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Re: A joyous occasion
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I mean "like her in a wait a few years and she'll be hot kind of way".
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In two of those pictures I'd probably do her. What is she anyways, 13?
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12 Apr 2004, 01:07
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From the website:
"This is a piture I edited in Photoshop. I put Hermione's head on Christina Aguilera's body so that I could see what Hermione will look like when she turns 18. The verdict? Dead sexy!"
Looks like i've got NOTHING on Jason :(
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12 Apr 2004, 01:07
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Re: A joyous occasion
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I was in Reading the other week. Dull place. But Oracle have lots of nice emerald-coloured glass buildings to look at. And a bar at the bottom of each one! Oh and there's a TGI Fridays or something.
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Well its less dull than a lot of places. The main problem with Reading is the number of pikie (townie if you will...) bastards who hang around on the streets during the day, and then frequent the pubs that let in minors during the evenings.
We do have a TGI fridays, it's rather nice.
[GAY]And yes, the Oracle is rather pretty in places.[/GAY]
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Re: A joyous occasion
people say the main problem with everywhere is the amount of townies/scallies
i think they are just a massive blight on the country, its a disgrace.
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Re: A joyous occasion
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my nubile young cousin is fit, and starting to develop breasts, ill give you her phone number dace.
also, shes a gymnast
yay!
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How old is she?
Also ... PIC LINK!
BTW the more i read of that site the more i realise how much i've got to learn about being a "proper" paedo.
I mean ffs that guy is seriously ****ed.
He's got decent taste tho so i'll let him off.
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12 Apr 2004, 01:12
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Re: A joyous occasion
Christina Aguilera?
This fellow is a barbarian.
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12 Apr 2004, 01:12
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Re: A joyous occasion
We should keep a running counter of how long it's been since everyone in this thread has been laid.
Although I'm not quite too sure how to get up the infinity symbol on my character map :(((((((
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i think they are just a massive blight on the country, its a disgrace.
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I say shoot them all.
Major police swoop into all homes, search for fake burberry clothes - esp jackets and caps - and shoot dead all owners. I dont see any real problems with this solution.
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Re: A joyous occasion
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We should keep a running counter of how long it's been since everyone in this thread has been laid.
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The girl I pulled last night had to go home early because she was grounded.
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I guess. You can prove anything with facts, etc.
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Leninism and the facts don't make a perfect match.
Leave your door unlatched.
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I LOLd!!
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Re: A joyous occasion
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I was close the other night but instead of talking to her after the club had closed I went to a casino.
Had a quick wank when I came home though so no regrets really.
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thats what she told you, she really just wanted to get back in time to finish her homework.
(sorry).
anyway, shes like 12 or 13. Dont have a pic, but my younger brothers friends sometimes say they only stay friendly with him so they will be around when she gets of a decent age. Seriously she will be a stunner. So im sure she is good looking on paedo terms now.
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