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1 Mar 2005, 21:09
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worse way to
die............
any ideas?
drowning or plane crash for me
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1 Mar 2005, 21:15
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Re: worse way to
drowning is actually very pleasent
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1 Mar 2005, 21:15
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Re: worse way to
yes from experience i can tell you theres not much to it..
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1 Mar 2005, 21:16
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dazed and confused
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Re: worse way to
death by fire personally
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1 Mar 2005, 21:17
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
drowning is actually very pleasent
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I don't believe you. Proof?
Being set on fire seems also rather unpleasant to me.
Being torn in four and left to bleed to death too.
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1 Mar 2005, 21:23
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Re: worse way to
beeing buried alive
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1 Mar 2005, 21:24
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Re: worse way to
Ebola
Having your insides dissolve seems pretty unpleasant to me
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1 Mar 2005, 21:25
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Miles Teg
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Re: worse way to
dying in general dispises me
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1 Mar 2005, 21:41
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: worse way to
Getting your head cut off by fundamentalist terrorists for the world to see on video tape seems a pretty shitty way to go.
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1 Mar 2005, 21:42
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Godfather
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Re: worse way to
id go with ebola too
http://cydathria.com/ebola.html
The only sound is a choking in his throat as he continues to vomit while unconscious. Then comes a sound like a bedsheet being torn in half, which is the sound of his bowels opening at the sphincter and venting blood. The blood is mixed with his intestinal lining. He has sloughed off his gut. The lining of his intestines have come off and are being expelled along with huge amounts of blood."
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1 Mar 2005, 22:17
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Re: worse way to
a massive hernia going untreated can be similarly horrendous
and drowning is fine as long as the water's cold.
hyper (hypo? oh my poor poor latin) thermia is the bestest way to die.
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1 Mar 2005, 22:27
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Miles Teg
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Re: worse way to
hypothermia.
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1 Mar 2005, 22:29
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Re: worse way to
ta
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1 Mar 2005, 22:30
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Miles Teg
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Re: worse way to
yw
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1 Mar 2005, 22:31
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dazed and confused
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Re: worse way to
you forget your own advice Yahwe
Quote:
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do not believe the dutch.
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1 Mar 2005, 22:37
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Re: worse way to
he corrects me. i correct him
its like pretending we're equals
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1 Mar 2005, 22:43
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: worse way to
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its like pretending we're equals
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Only way to keep the bourgeoisie happy, right?
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1 Mar 2005, 22:47
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
Only way to keep the bourgeoisie happy, right?
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we all know you've still got shit hair
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1 Mar 2005, 22:57
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Re: worse way to
Continous torture till death is as bad as it gets for me.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:18
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I dunno...
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Re: worse way to
Don't like the idea of drowning. That last breath...
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1 Mar 2005, 23:22
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Re: worse way to
Being smeared with milk and honey and staked out in the jungle strikes me as an especially unpleasant way to shuffle off this mortal coil.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:26
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Re: worse way to
Ever since i saw that crap movie with Tommy Lee Jones, about a volcano in Los Angeles, ive been scared of being melted
The scene where a fat bloke rescues an unconcious train driver from a train, as molten lava seeps beneath it, then he jumps off and turns into a puddle freaked me out.
Of course, i know that you would be dead if you were relativlely close to a lava flow as you turn into a waterless husk, but still.
Also the ebola thing and mustard gas don't sound like much fun either.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:27
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I am.
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boogster
Don't like the idea of drowning. That last breath...
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your god will protect you.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:28
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Re: worse way to
death by dying would have to be the worst for me.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:28
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, Mr. Fluffie
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
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Being torn in four and left to bleed to death too.
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if you mean having both your arms and both your legs torn off by horses, or say, rabid VW beetles... isn't that being torn in five?
or am i just misunderstanding the whole thing here..
and dying in general just seems 'teh suck' to me..
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1 Mar 2005, 23:30
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I dunno...
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Re: worse way to
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your god will protect you.
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No matter how much it cost, your necklace won't protect you, though.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:33
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Gone
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Re: worse way to
Crushed by idimmu.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:43
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: worse way to
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Even those of us who do not give it up the bum to other men feel inclined to change hairstyles once in a while, you know.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:43
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I am.
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
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No matter how much it cost, your necklace won't protect you, though.
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protect me from whom?
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1 Mar 2005, 23:44
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
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Even those of us who do not give it up the bum to other men feel inclined to change hairstyles once in a while, you know.
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'feel inclined'?
feel inclined???
feel the bloody necessity more like
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1 Mar 2005, 23:47
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
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feel the bloody necessity more like
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Those of us who do not give it up the bum to other men also give a toss or two less about such unimportant things.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:51
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Crushed by idimmu.
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Crushed by kura...
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2 Mar 2005, 00:00
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I am.
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
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Those of us who do not give it up the bum to other men also give a toss or two less about such unimportant things.
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you're right.
i apologise.
it has been clear for years that you are superior to me. you have never felt the need to be attractive.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:01
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Gone
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Re: worse way to
It'd be fun to have Kura fall on you, I think.
Last edited by Marilyn Manson; 2 Mar 2005 at 00:08.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:05
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Re: worse way to
wow mm made a grammatical error....
i doubt it would be fun :/
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2 Mar 2005, 00:12
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Gone
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Re: worse way to
It's a yokel wasting disease. Soon enough I will be chewing corn and smoking pipes and sleeping in ditches.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:18
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Re: worse way to
new contender for worse way to go....
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2 Mar 2005, 00:29
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: worse way to
Skinned alive and left to burn in the hot desert sun would take the proverbial biscuit..
Either that or being forced to listen to a private duet of Will Young and Gareth Gates whilst a naked obese woman 'lubed up to the max' tries desperately to sit on your face.
What the **** am i on about? Damn cheap Dutch beer...
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2 Mar 2005, 02:32
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: worse way to
aids
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2 Mar 2005, 02:37
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Twisted
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Re: worse way to
Suicide brought on by living with a psychopath. Or the ****ed up dry sponge electrocution in The Green Mile.
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2 Mar 2005, 03:24
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uber pe0n
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Re: worse way to
being stuck in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue's gotta do it for me
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2 Mar 2005, 03:35
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Re: worse way to
killed by a swarm of wasps or hornets or bees etc..
my biggest fear :/
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2 Mar 2005, 10:26
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Re: worse way to
some of the murders in the film "Saw" would be pretty shit
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2 Mar 2005, 10:34
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Lucky
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Re: worse way to
muslim stoning.
doesn't seem very pleasant aswell.
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2 Mar 2005, 12:44
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Made of Twigs
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Re: worse way to
LOL at you mere mortels.
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2 Mar 2005, 13:13
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
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Aye, there's nothing quite like a good stoning.
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2 Mar 2005, 13:25
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a little bit broken
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Re: worse way to
i reckon the worst way to die would be being skinned alive
very slowly
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2 Mar 2005, 13:32
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a little bit broken
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
And then rolled in salt and then set on fire before being pulled apart muscle by muscle leaving only your head and a pile of organs still alive and screaming. mwa ha ha.
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reasonably sure you can only peel about 70% before the person dies
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2 Mar 2005, 13:34
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1up on you
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Re: worse way to
Quote:
Originally Posted by demiGOD
aids
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2 Mar 2005, 13:37
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Re: worse way to
The problem is that any method of death suggested can be made worse.
For example:
Starving to death
Starving to death in the desert
Starving to death in the desert whilst being slowly eaten by rats
Starving to death in the desert whilst being slowly eaten by rats and being forced to listen to "There's No One Quite Like Grandma" on perpetual repeat
Starving to death in the desert whilst being slowly eaten by rats, being forced to listen to "There's No One Quite Like Grandma" on perpetual repeat and being anally raped by a pack of angry baboons
Starving to death in the desert whilst being slowly eaten by rats, being forced to listen to "There's No One Quite Like Grandma" on perpetual repeat and being anally raped by a pack of angry baboons with pubic lice
etc.
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