Questionaire

[Mirai]

Feel free to answer as you like. Here's mine:



1. What's your real name?
Mike "I'm Really Mexican" Perley
2. What's your favorite nickname?
The Chainsaw Man
4. What's your favorite nickname for your genitals?
Little Mike
5. Where were you born?
In a burnt out pinto shell while crossing the border.
6. Do you like the rain?
Only when it's Wet.
7. Have you ever been in love?
Yes. Although it didn't work out with her Other Boyfriend and all.
8. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? I mean, really.
No, I created the first llama from sticks and a fake mustache.
9. What song best describes you?
Mr. Roboto. Because of the inlaid sexual theme.
10. What would you name your first son?
An Accident.
11. What would you name your first son if you made him in your garage out of glue, coat hangers and sawdust?
Rabot of the South. AND WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!
12. Do you write in pen or pencil?
Blood.
13. When was the last time you cried?
IT'S SPELLED ESOTERIC YOU ****ERS!
14. When was the last time you wanted to cry?
When I saw people misspell 'a lot' yesterday.
15. When was the last time George Lucas made you want to cry?
When he said Yoda might be in the next Starwars movie.
16. When you were a kid, did you ever break any bones?
No, my boned were replaces with steel rods when I was 6 because my brother ripped them out with pliers.
17. When you were a kid, did you ever steal anything?
Only a car or three.
18. When you were in prison, did you do any amateur tatooing?
Yes, I once carved the words Moth into my cellmate's femur. That got me a month in the hole.
19. Do you like donuts?
Only on a rare occasion.
20. Even jelly donuts?
Only if it's 'special' jelly.
21. Do you know what's in that ****?
Heroin, Cocaine, meth and a tad of lsd, why?
22. If you had a dream with pancakes in it, would you wake up hungry?
If that happened, the pancakes would probably eat me, so no.
23. If you were a cow, would you be white with black spots?
No, I would be brown, because I'm full of ****.
24. If you were flexible enough, would you... y'know?
I am and I have.
25. What was the saddest moment in your life?
When my pet spider died.
26. How many times have you had sex in the past 2 years?
Uh.. 3? Wait, no. 2. Shut up.
27. Have you been to my website lately?
No.
28. What color shoes are you wearing?
Skin colored, foot shaped shoes. Oh wait, those are my feet.
29. What color shirt are you wearing?
Skin colored, skin tight, with this nifty black hair design on the center.
30. Are you wearing any underpants?
No. And I like it.
31. Wow. Are they lacey?
Yes.
32. Do you like pie? Apple Pie? Frito Pie?
Yes, Yes, Yes, no, no, Maybe.
33. What is your lucky number?
8.
34. What is your unlucky number?
!8.
35. Why do you succumb to human weakness and hold superstitions, you sad, callow sheep?
Because I'm stuck in this body until I find a new one.
36. What's your favorite book?
How to take over the world in 21 days. I'm on page 6.
37. What's your favorite page number in that book?
Page 6. It explains the meaning of the copywrite.
38. What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV?
If I remember my astrophysics correctly, it should be on the order of 5.3 Micrometers, although I don't have a calculator handy. Wait, I don't know astrophysics.
39. Who knows you the best?
Not me, thats for sure, prolly the elven Bard, Tholias D'Lindas.
40. Who knows you the best "in the Biblical sense"?
If you're referring to a God, then a very peverted one.
41. Who knows you the best to testify against you? We're just... curious, is all.
My friend Jason. Ask him. That's all I'm saying.
42. Describe yourself in one word.
Exoplasmatic
43. Describe yourself in one preposition.
I'm not sure what a preposition is, but I'ma guess it's the last part of a sentence? ... And so it came to be.
44. Just who in the Hell do you think you are?
Tholias D'Lindas, 4th Level Elven Bard, traveling in the entourage of Good King Little Mike, chronicalling his rise to power in the land of Hulemah, while using my high charisma to charm tha ladies...
45. Would you like to star in a movie about your life?
Who the crap would think they could make money off my life?
46. Would you like to star in a transgendered-midget porn movie about your
life?
Yes, but only as a fluffer.
47. Are you a generous person?
Yes. But only when I have something to give. Like money, and condoms.
48. Can I borrow $100? Please, I have to live on $40 dollars for a month!
I live on less than 0 a month. I rock.
49. Did you lie on this test?
Of course not.
50. Did you lie on that last question?
Maybe.

[Monkehpimp]

Feel free to answer as you like. Here's mine:

1. What's your real name?
sry, I don't trust you people
2. What's your favorite nickname?
n/a
4. What's your favorite nickname for your genitals?
n/a
5. Where were you born?
in a hospital
6. Do you like the rain?
possibly
7. Have you ever been in love?
yes
8. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? I mean, really.
no, the sim games make good use of them.
9. What song best describes you?
Can't touch this
10. What would you name your first son?
I GOT LAID!!!!1!!111!!
11. What would you name your first son if you made him in your garage out of glue, coat hangers and sawdust?
Raheem
12. Do you write in pen or pencil?
pen
13. When was the last time you cried?
a while back
14. When was the last time you wanted to cry?
the other day
15. When was the last time George Lucas made you want to cry?
I don't pay any attention to that person
16. When you were a kid, did you ever break any bones?
yes
17. When you were a kid, did you ever steal anything?
yes
18. When you were in prison, did you do any amateur tatooing?
*sigh* no
19. Do you like donuts?
yes
20. Even jelly donuts?
yes
21. Do you know what's in that ****?
no
22. If you had a dream with pancakes in it, would you wake up hungry?
no
23. If you were a cow, would you be white with black spots?
maybe
24. If you were flexible enough, would you... y'know?
pass
25. What was the saddest moment in your life?
When I found PA (thanks to hindsight)
26. How many times have you had sex in the past 2 years?
*ahem* pass
27. Have you been to my website lately?
Hell no
28. What color shoes are you wearing?
dark blue 'skater' shoes
29. What color shirt are you wearing?
black
30. Are you wearing any underpants?
yes
31. Wow. Are they lacey?
no
32. Do you like pie? Apple Pie? Frito Pie?
Yes
33. What is your lucky number?
something or other
34. What is your unlucky number?
different from above
35. Why do you succumb to human weakness and hold superstitions, you sad, callow sheep?
cos life blows..?
36. What's your favorite book?
the yellow pages
37. What's your favorite page number in that book?
#564
38. What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV?
42
39. Who knows you the best?
not you
40. Who knows you the best "in the Biblical sense"?
my sticky right hand
41. Who knows you the best to testify against you? We're just... curious, is all.
my jelous left hand
42. Describe yourself in one word.
Lovely
43. Describe yourself in one preposition.
eh?
44. Just who in the Hell do you think you are?
me
45. Would you like to star in a movie about your life?
yes. yes I would.
46. Would you like to star in a transgendered-midget porn movie about your
life?
yes. yes I would
47. Are you a generous person?
no you can't borrow a dollar, loser.
48. Can I borrow $100? Please, I have to live on $40 dollars for a month!
NO FS
49. Did you lie on this test?
yes
50. Did you lie on that last question?
maybe

1. What's your real name?
Kitenge
2. What's your favorite nickname?
The Lion King
4. What's your favorite nickname for your genitals?
Gatling gun
5. Where were you born?
On a road. In the rain.
6. Do you like the rain?
When it's raining men
7. Have you ever been in love?
I have been "in" love
8. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? I mean, really.
Someone was being a dickhead and trying to spell 'mall' backwards, but screwed up and added an 'a'
9. What song best describes you?
Stupid Hang On
10. What would you name your first son?
Kitenge Djbooloo Si'rach VII Jr.
11. What would you name your first son if you made him in your garage out of glue, coat hangers and sawdust?
TOBOR
12. Do you write in pen or pencil?
Pen? Pencil? I know keyboard
13. When was the last time you cried?
When I didn't know what a pen is
14. When was the last time you wanted to cry?
When I found out what a pen was
15. When was the last time George Lucas made you want to cry?
When I saw Jar-Jar
16. When you were a kid, did you ever break any bones?
They weren't mine
17. When you were a kid, did you ever steal anything?
Several hearts. They're prserved on my desk
18. When you were in prison, did you do any amateur tatooing?
Yes. 'Tatooing' (i kinda tore off all their skin)
19. Do you like donuts?
No
20. Even jelly donuts?
Yes
21. Do you know what's in that ****?
Whatever I had for dinner
22. If you had a dream with pancakes in it, would you wake up hungry?
Is that like pan-nationalism?
23. If you were a cow, would you be white with black spots?
THAT'S DISCRIMINATION! I WOULD BE BLACK WITH WHITE SPOTS
24. If you were flexible enough, would you... y'know?
I would try to know, yes. I like knowledge
25. What was the saddest moment in your life?
I don't have the ASL software
26. How many times have you had sex in the past 2 years?
23874129834612097469 times a day
27. Have you been to my website lately?
Are you a spider? Where is the site of your web?
28. What color shoes are you wearing?
Cow slippers
29. What color shirt are you wearing?
Mirror
30. Are you wearing any underpants?
I wear straighjacket
31. Wow. Are they lacey?
It hurt
32. Do you like pie? Apple Pie? Frito Pie?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no







yes.
33. What is your lucky number?
-1
34. What is your unlucky number?
-34297
35. Why do you succumb to human weakness and hold superstitions, you sad, callow sheep?
Sheep are woolly
36. What's your favorite book?
ALL HAIL KITENGE
37. What's your favorite page number in that book?
KITENGE IS SUPREME MASTER
38. What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV?
KITENGE IS WIN
39. Who knows you the best?
LORD OVERLORD KITENGE
40. Who knows you the best "in the Biblical sense"?
KITENGE KNOWS ALL
41. Who knows you the best to testify against you? We're just... curious, is all.
BOW BEFORE KITENGE
42. Describe yourself in one word.
KITENGE LOVES JOO
43. Describe yourself in one preposition.
KITENGE!!!!!!
44. Just who in the Hell do you think you are?
RULER OF KITENGE
45. Would you like to star in a movie about your life?
I AM KITENGE
46. Would you like to star in a transgendered-midget porn movie about your
life?
KITENGE HAS NO LIFE
47. Are you a generous person?
KITENGE OWNS YOUR SOUL
48. Can I borrow $100? Please, I have to live on $40 dollars for a month!
YOU ARE KITENGE'S SEX SLAVE
49. Did you lie on this test?
KITENGE
4
EVA
50. Did you lie on that last question?





YUO = FAGOT

[zek132]

So fking long, why do you people bother ffs?

[plasmas_arms]

Originally posted by zek132
So fking long, why do you people bother ffs?

Nothing better to do I guess.

I want SLG to post now.

[Blastoderm]

I'm bored.

Feel free to answer as you like. Here's mine:


1. What's your real name?
Can't remember.
2. What's your favorite nickname?
Miggit
4. What's your favorite nickname for your genitals?
The Legend
5. Where were you born?
Somewhere in Saudi Arabia with Bin Laden plotting something for Afghanistan.
6. Do you like the rain?
During the summer.
7. Have you ever been in love?
Yes. Only once.
8. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? I mean, really.
No.... so that we can have an animal that has the same letter twice.
9. What song best describes you?
Ill Niño - If You Still Hate me
10. What would you name your first son?
Jihad. No seriously it's an arabic name. Some dude in my college was called that.
11. What would you name your first son if you made him in your garage out of glue, coat hangers and sawdust?
Stiff Master.
12. Do you write in pen or pencil?
Keyboard.
13. When was the last time you cried?
Can't remember, was it when I split up with my girl or the Arsenal 2002 Double truimph? Dilemma shocker!
14. When was the last time you wanted to cry?
When there was more monkeys on GD.
15. When was the last time George Lucas made you want to cry?
When I found out he's still making movies.
16. When you were a kid, did you ever break any bones?
Yes, My left arm. They replaced it with something similar to the T-X arms.
17. When you were a kid, did you ever steal anything?
I don't think so but after I realised life's a bitch, I decided to take at every opportunity to steal when it comes.
18. When you were in prison, did you do any amateur tatooing?
Never went to prison. However I do fancy going to Feltham prison. I want to be a RudeBoy & bang up boys!
19. Do you like donuts?
When I was 13 yes. Then Tesco f**ked up the recipe.
20. Even jelly donuts?
Jelly?
21. Do you know what's in that ****?
Weed!
22. If you had a dream with pancakes in it, would you wake up hungry?
You call that breakfast?!
23. If you were a cow, would you be white with black spots?
Yes & no, I want to be a cow with a white stripe that resembles the number 7 in my face & I'd always prefer to be a bull.
24. If you were flexible enough, would you... y'know?
Nope, my f**k buddy is far more better than me at it.
25. What was the saddest moment in your life?
Mobile phone nicked & ex gf.
26. How many times have you had sex in the past 2 years?
Umm..... 20.
27. Have you been to my website lately?
What website?
28. What color shoes are you wearing?
It's a Reebok classic, what colour would they be?
29. What color shirt are you wearing?
White.
30. Are you wearing any underpants?
No. I'm wearing my f**k buddy's thong.... sexy.
31. Wow. Are they lacey?
Yes... and black.
32. Do you like pie? Apple Pie? Frito Pie?
American Pie
33. What is your lucky number?
6
34. What is your unlucky number?
1
35. Why do you succumb to human weakness and hold superstitions, you sad, callow sheep?
I'm no sheep. If I was I'd be running for my life coz I know a Welsh mafia.
36. What's your favorite book?
The Joy of Sex. Wonderful innit?
37. What's your favorite page number in that book?
The preface page.
38. What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV?
Never paid to anything related to science.
39. Who knows you the best?
My babe.
40. Who knows you the best "in the Biblical sense"?
My babe.
41. Who knows you the best to testify against you? We're just... curious, is all.
That would be too many to write down here.
42. Describe yourself in one word.
Inquisitive.
43. Describe yourself in one preposition.
Never thought of it.
44. Just who in the Hell do you think you are?
Blastoderm, The Blast from the Past.
45. Would you like to star in a movie about your life?
Yeah. It will win the new Oscar award for the most depressing movie.
46. Would you like to star in a transgendered-midget porn movie about your
life?
Hmmm... midget porn... *drool*
47. Are you a generous person?
Sometimes.
48. Can I borrow $100? Please, I have to live on $40 dollars for a month!
Really? Well I'm in a not-so-generous mood at the moment dawg.
49. Did you lie on this test?
Hell no!
50. Did you lie on that last question?
Hell yeah!

[Pyr0 MK III]

tl;dr

[Embroglio]

1. What's your real name?
Hugh
2. What's your favorite nickname?
What?
4. What's your favorite nickname for your genitals?
Peener and co.
5. Where were you born?
Home. :/
6. Do you like the rain?
Yeah dude.
7. Have you ever been in love?
Yes. Waste of time.
8. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? I mean, really.
No, I'm not that ****.
9. What song best describes you?
Fugazi - I'm so tired.
10. What would you name your first son?
Deffeh
11. What would you name your first son if you made him in your garage out of glue, coat hangers and sawdust?
Sad Loser Geek.
12. Do you write in pen or pencil?
Pen.
13. When was the last time you cried?
About 30 minutes ago.
14. When was the last time you wanted to cry?
About 31 minutes ago.
15. When was the last time George Lucas made you want to cry?
Never.
16. When you were a kid, did you ever break any bones?
Yeah, a few.
17. When you were a kid, did you ever steal anything?
Money, lots and lots of money.
18. When you were in prison, did you do any amateur tatooing?
No, don't be so ****.
19. Do you like donuts?
No.
20. Even jelly donuts?
No.
21. Do you know what's in that ****?
No.
22. If you had a dream with pancakes in it, would you wake up hungry?
No.
23. If you were a cow, would you be white with black spots?
No.
24. If you were flexible enough, would you... y'know?
No.
25. What was the saddest moment in your life?
Last night.
26. How many times have you had sex in the past 2 years?

27. Have you been to my website lately?
No.
28. What color shoes are you wearing?
I'm not.
29. What color shirt are you wearing?
Blue, with a dark blue radio design on it.
30. Are you wearing any underpants?
No.
31. Wow. Are they lacey?
Sure.
32. Do you like pie? Apple Pie? Frito Pie?
No.
33. What is your lucky number?
8. You and I have the same lucky number.
34. What is your unlucky number?
16.
35. Why do you succumb to human weakness and hold superstitions, you sad, callow sheep?
It's easy.
36. What's your favorite book?
Deal Breaker by Harlan Coben, or Survivor by Chuck Palina****inghellhowdoyouspellitagain?
37. What's your favorite page number in that book?
I don't know.
38. What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV?
What?
39. Who knows you the best?
My mate Hayley.
40. Who knows you the best "in the Biblical sense"?
Jebus.
41. Who knows you the best to testify against you? We're just... curious, is all.
My friend Jason. Ask him. That's all I'm saying. Hey, we have the same answer here too.
42. Describe yourself in one word.
Tired.
43. Describe yourself in one preposition.
Can't be arsed.
44. Just who in the Hell do you think you are?
Who cares?
45. Would you like to star in a movie about your life?
Me?
46. Would you like to star in a transgendered-midget porn movie about your life?
Only if NB3 was co-star.
47. Are you a generous person?
Only to the homeless.
48. Can I borrow $100? Please, I have to live on $40 dollars for a month!
Sorry, what's that in real money?
49. Did you lie on this test?
Probably.
50. Did you lie on that last question?
**** knows.

[Plastic-Wrap]

FK YOIU ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I Am Grimble]

Does anyone actually read what people reply to this drivel?

Originally posted by I Am Grimble
Does anyone actually read what people reply to this drivel?

not a one.

[I Am Grimble]

Originally posted by W0rkMonkey
not a one.

So this is just postcounting then isn't it?