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1 Aug 2003, 18:32
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Gone
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This thread may not be suitable for Jennifer or the under 18's.
Has anyone seen the August issue of Bizzare?
Vampy, yes, Vampy makes an appearance as a Bizzare Beauty!
(And no, the picture is not a nude or semi-nude one, before you hormonal maniacs rush out and buy it and a bumper tissue pack. Although you will have to buy it to find out her 'confession' in the caption.)
Good luck to the gal!
I apologise to any stress this thread caused Jennifer. Counselling sessions are avalible on request.
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1 Aug 2003, 18:33
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a new low in getting high
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I'm not allowed to post here.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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1 Aug 2003, 18:35
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
I'm not allowed to post here.
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Notice the word 'may'.
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1 Aug 2003, 18:36
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Not Dark or Handsome
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This was posted before, but was deleted. So you'll prolly get an 'old'.
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"You can't drink a pint of Bovril."
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1 Aug 2003, 18:38
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Ball
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I prefer "Dark Kestrel".
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1 Aug 2003, 18:39
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Apothos
This was posted before, but was deleted. So you'll prolly get an 'old'.
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Alas.
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1 Aug 2003, 18:40
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Retard
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I've read it.
It's woha.
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[Retards]
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
I LIKE PAUL2.
HE IS MY FRIEND.
HE IS THE BEST FRIEND ANYBODY COULD WISH FOR!
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1 Aug 2003, 18:44
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Banned
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holy crap that was the closest thing to i had to "knowing" a quasi-famous chick
i voted for her, thinking that she would need that but she is winning he he he
lots of luck to her =)
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1 Aug 2003, 18:48
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loved
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woody
Bizarre is also available online...
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If you like your account you may want to remove that url...
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1 Aug 2003, 18:49
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Danae
If you like your account you may want to remove that url...
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They don't delete people for stuff like that anymore, I think.
Me, JBOY and Belgy are all gone, now.
The 'Old Guard' has disapeared.
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1 Aug 2003, 18:51
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loved
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
They don't delete people for stuff like that anymore, I think.
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I notice you didn't post a link though :)
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1 Aug 2003, 18:54
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etc.
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NICE NIPPLE BINDING THERE WOODY. *FAP FAP FAP*
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10/20/04 <Dinoman> babies are like a online game... u wery soon get lack of sleep... and u try give em diffrent skills... it allso kills ur social life
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1 Aug 2003, 19:18
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Angry Young Man
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i see one medium wasnt enough for her.
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1 Aug 2003, 19:19
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
And no, the picture is not a nude or semi-nude one, before you hormonal maniacs rush out and buy it and a bumper tissue pack. Although you will have to buy it to find out her 'confession' in the caption.
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Err, the online photos of the Bizzare photoshoot are nude.
Nice to see the Vampster winning the vote.
Should promote her new .com business venture!
I guess #vampy is gonna be busy.
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1 Aug 2003, 19:21
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WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA
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edit:
oops - will scroll down next time :/
Last edited by huh; 1 Aug 2003 at 19:27.
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1 Aug 2003, 19:25
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woof
Err, the online photos of the Bizzare photoshoot are nude.
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This is news to me! :eek:
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1 Aug 2003, 19:32
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Banned
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omg shes like tottaly nude
never seen a gd regular completely nude
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1 Aug 2003, 21:46
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Destroyer of Worlds
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God will punish her.
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1 Aug 2003, 22:10
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Good Son
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
God will punish her.
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YES. GOD WILL PUNISH HER... Nipples...
I don't wish to know why MM was reading Bizarre Beauty.
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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1 Aug 2003, 22:25
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Now the question arises: Does Vampy acually read Bizarre?
Disqualification ahoy!
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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1 Aug 2003, 22:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
Now the question arises: Does Vampy acually read Bizarre?
Disqualification ahoy!
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What?
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1 Aug 2003, 22:30
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Registered User
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i thought vampy was meant to be pretty?
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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1 Aug 2003, 22:31
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
What?
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The submissions are for lady readers.
I mean couldn't anyone just pull a random picture of the net or submit one of an old girlfriend?
Does she read bizzare - simple question.
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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1 Aug 2003, 22:59
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share the <3
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i cant resist
raven = vampy + 20 years
though they aren't my 'thing' goth women when young have a mild attractiveness, rebelliousness in a conformist sort of way. But they almost never age well.
But what can i say, forum bondage is stronger than apathy, she was one of us, i voted for her.
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1 Aug 2003, 23:02
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The Twilight of the Gods
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I don't like Raven.
It's the way they recycle the same old boring Q2 style FPS 'experience' and expect us all to love it in a post-Half Life/Deus Ex world.
The trouble is, most people seem to, which is WHY THEY GET AWAY WITH IT
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1 Aug 2003, 23:52
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Käptn Karacho
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Dark Kestrel
Age: 27
from: Reading
"What’s my favourite sexual position? I doubt it has a name. Slavery was my fantasy but now it’s real life. I’m a professional lamp, is that kinky?"
no ?
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1 Aug 2003, 23:56
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Mr. Blobby
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I thought that was rather disturbing, to say the least.
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1 Aug 2003, 23:57
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The Twilight of the Gods
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a WHAT?
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2 Aug 2003, 00:00
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Käptn Karacho
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
a WHAT?
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lamp noun
a device for giving light, especially one that has a covering or is contained within something
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2 Aug 2003, 00:05
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by at0mic.c0w
lamp noun
a device for giving light, especially one that has a covering or is contained within something
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I know what one IS, I just didn't really consider it a calling.
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2 Aug 2003, 00:10
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Käptn Karacho
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the pictue makes it pretty clear
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2 Aug 2003, 02:53
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etc.
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When I screw lightbulbs into my vagina, I cast a pleasant glow.
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10/20/04 <Dinoman> babies are like a online game... u wery soon get lack of sleep... and u try give em diffrent skills... it allso kills ur social life
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2 Aug 2003, 02:57
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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Quote:
Originally posted by HobbieRogue4
When I screw lightbulbs into my vagina, I cast a pleasant glow.
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THE TRUTH COMES OUT
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Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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2 Aug 2003, 06:15
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Das Scoot
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Quote:
Originally posted by at0mic.c0w
Dark Kestrel
Age: 27
from: Reading
"What’s my favourite sexual position? I doubt it has a name. Slavery was my fantasy but now it’s real life. I’m a professional lamp, is that kinky?"
no ?
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that makes much more sense with the picture
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I don't really know what I'm doing here
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2 Aug 2003, 10:58
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Angry Young Man
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itt everyone remembers how annoying vampyites are
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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2 Aug 2003, 10:59
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cynic
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heh, i will be buying that this afternoion when i finally get somewhere near a shop during opening house, unless one of my housemates has already bought it of course
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5 Aug 2003, 16:49
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
God will punish her.
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God is dead, wake up and smell the reality, pet.
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5 Aug 2003, 16:51
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by plasmas_arms
God is dead, wake up and smell the reality, pet.
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This is incitement to violence.
(It's best to let people labour under the delusion of divine orchestration.)
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5 Aug 2003, 16:56
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
This is incitement to violence.
(It's best to let people labour under the delusion of divine orchestration.)
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Pfffffffft.
Besides I always thought Vampy prefered to be punished.
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5 Aug 2003, 16:57
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by plasmas_arms
Besides I always thought Vampy prefered to be punished.
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Tough ****, I'm a humanitarian. **** all masochists.
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5 Aug 2003, 16:59
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Good Son
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Oh, I was inspired by MM's comment.
Does Amnesty hate all these bdsm kinky people?
Because it's like stripping away human rights when one is made a lamp of. Even voluntarily. Because the African kids do the Nike shoes for their own good, yet Amnesty hates Nike for helping the kids get food.
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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5 Aug 2003, 18:55
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Clerk
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tietäjä
Because it's like stripping away human rights when one is made a lamp of. Even voluntarily. Because the African kids do the Nike shoes for their own good, yet Amnesty hates Nike for helping the kids get food.
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I'd imagine Amnesty, like most forward thinking people, oppose BDSM practices on children.
I hope this answers your query.
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5 Aug 2003, 19:05
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
I'd imagine Amnesty, like most forward thinking people, oppose BDSM practices on children.
I hope this answers your query.
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You made me spray water all over my keyboard :(
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5 Aug 2003, 20:12
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Good Son
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
I hope this answers your query.
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You didn't get the point then. Maybe African children was a bad comparison.
But I'm drunk, So I'll leave it for now.
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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5 Aug 2003, 20:17
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Ball
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
You made me spray water all over my keyboard
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I've never heard it called "water" before.
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5 Aug 2003, 20:23
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
I've never heard it called "water" before.
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Just because you live on the stuff
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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5 Aug 2003, 20:49
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- Sex Therapist -
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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5 Aug 2003, 22:08
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Up yours
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can someone PM me the link as I fancy a gander
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5 Aug 2003, 22:10
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Ball
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Quote:
Originally posted by Torz
can someone PM me the link as I fancy a gander
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1. Type "Bizarre" into Google and hit "I'm feeling Lucky!".
2. Click on "Bizarre Beauties".
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5 Aug 2003, 22:12
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Clerk
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
1. Type "Bizarre" into Google and hit "I'm feeling Lucky!".
2. Click on "Bizarre Beauties".
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Stop making the stupid censorship rules on this board look stupid.
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