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Unread 25 Jul 2003, 03:56   #1
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Thumbs up shamelessly stolen "cop joke"

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 4 mph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop was stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."
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Unread 25 Jul 2003, 04:58   #2
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wtf do you get to post polls?
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Unread 25 Jul 2003, 06:36   #3
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I assume by creating the thread on another forum (which he mods), then moving it here.
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Unread 25 Jul 2003, 09:27   #4
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pleasantly funny, so i voted yes, although i think JJ is going to spank you for making it a poll
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Unread 25 Jul 2003, 11:06   #5
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laying in wait.
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Unread 25 Jul 2003, 11:09   #6
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wtf do you get to post polls?

What on earth are YOU on about?
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Unread 25 Jul 2003, 15:10   #7
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can't non-mods post polls? :-/
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Unread 25 Jul 2003, 19:14   #8
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