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22 Jul 2003, 16:32
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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All funny posters - Please come in here..
This board needs more funny stuff like it used to have in the olden days.
I want all posters who belive they are funny and humourous in anyway to post here so we can do a roll call of all the GD jesters.
If you know funny people from other forums then invite them along too. At this minute we need all the funny we can get our hands on!
Then, we shall work together to create comic masterpieces. And Kurashima can do some comics too if he wants depicting our comedy observations.
To start us off, here is a bit of comic genius I discovered lying around;
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company.
One day the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he notices some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on them with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes. The dachshund sees him heading after the leopard with great speed and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see that's going to happen to that conniving canine."
The dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, petending he hasn't seen them yet...and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says, "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."
This place is about to ROCK with funny!
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22 Jul 2003, 16:34
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I'm here, so start laughing you ****ing brainless geeks.
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22 Jul 2003, 16:36
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
I'm here, so start laughing you ****ing brainless geeks.
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I laughed. But I think it might have been the tail end laughter from that joke.
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22 Jul 2003, 16:49
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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:tumbleweed:
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22 Jul 2003, 17:57
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Aryn posted that joke a fortnight ago
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22 Jul 2003, 17:59
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Aryn posted that joke a fortnight ago
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Yeah, thats where I got it from, it was so funny it was worth a second posting.
So, are you here on account of being funny or to just lord it up in the company of funny people?
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22 Jul 2003, 18:13
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
Yeah, thats where I got it from, it was so funny it was worth a second posting.
So, are you here on account of being funny or to just lord it up in the company of funny people?
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I think the premise has sort of died
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22 Jul 2003, 18:16
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Aryn posted that joke a fortnight ago
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is this the new 'old'?
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22 Jul 2003, 18:38
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Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
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xtrasyn
Legend
Shouldn't ur title really read Leg End
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22 Jul 2003, 19:30
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by ItotheDtotheI
MrL killed the funny a long time ago.
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And noone noticed for ages.
A wonderful assassination even if I do say so myself.
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22 Jul 2003, 22:58
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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Come on, this is not a decent revival of the funny.
Let it rest some more. It just needs some more time.
Matrim
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23 Jul 2003, 01:56
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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I GOT THE FUNNY11111`
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23 Jul 2003, 02:02
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: stow, london
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
I GOT THE FUNNY11111`
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http://homepage.ntlworld.com/craig.peters1/dave/
that is teh funny.
you are teh funny
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23 Jul 2003, 04:24
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: All funny posters - Please come in here..
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Originally posted by CrashTester
This board needs more funny stuff like it used to have in the olden days.
I want all posters who belive they are funny and humourous in anyway to post here so we can do a roll call of all the GD jesters.
If you know funny people from other forums then invite them along too. At this minute we need all the funny we can get our hands on!
Then, we shall work together to create comic masterpieces. And Kurashima can do some comics too if he wants depicting our comedy observations.
This place is about to ROCK with funny!
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People should take responsibility for their lives and pick themselves up by their boot-straps and stop asking everyone to entertain them. So you had a bad childhood. Who didn't? So your great-great-grandfather was brought to this nation in chains. Just get over it and get on with your life, already. I, for one, am sick of all the whining. We are surrounded by "funny"s and you still asking for more!!! How more do you need?
Sure, GD is **** and reading every single post in here is like slicing off my eyelids, and every single mod just sit there and **** in my mouth while snapping my neck like a twig… but they didn't break my spirit. This place is about to ROCK your ass funny!
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23 Jul 2003, 04:29
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
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haha i crashed your thread
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23 Jul 2003, 05:06
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Balneário Camboriu- Santa Catarina- Brasil
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this thread is crap
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23 Jul 2003, 07:09
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dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
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:tumbleweed:
*a wolf howls*
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ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
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23 Jul 2003, 07:54
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
And noone noticed for ages.
A wonderful assassination even if I do say so myself.
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educated gentlemen prefer to inhume.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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23 Jul 2003, 08:21
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wearing Speedos
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Sorry it took me so long to post!
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