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Unread 4 Apr 2003, 14:14   #1
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Which England Footballer has the biggest nob?
Down the pub watching the England footy match on Wednesday, my mate raised the question in a purly hetrosexual way, who would have the biggest nob in the England team.

We all reached more or less the same conculsion, that Sol Campbell would be by far, the most well endowed England Footballer.

What are your thoughts?
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beckham is 100% nob.

but yeap, it will be a black guy with the largest member. Victoria beckham was just jealous.
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Beckham is too much of an icon to have a big one as well.
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Heskey is a large black man. Case closed.
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whats racist about complimenting them on having bigger nobs than us whiteys?
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Heskey or Campbell.

The smallest has to be Scholes
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Heskey or Campbell.

The smallest has to be Scholes

Him or Owen.
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The smallest has to be Scholes
What about Rooney?
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Campbell.
incidently any more about all the Campbell being gay rumours that were all over the place last week?

(there's an Arse joke in there just waiting for someone)
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Campbell is a faggot, and he enjoys gay sex because he plays for Arsenal.





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but yeap, it will be a black guy with the largest member. Victoria beckham was just jealous.
Why do you expect it to be a black guy when statistically black men have a smaller average penis size than white men?
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there are still nobs on them
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Why do you expect it to be a black guy when statistically black men have a smaller average penis size than white men?
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I thought he had a bird or something
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I thought he had a bird or something
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