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28 Jul 2005, 02:08
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Angry Young Man
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Something i like
Salad cream.
Salad cream is ****ing awesome. No, seriously. Its like someone thought "holy shit we just found a way to bottle liquid awesome, what should we call it" and someone said "salad cream" because salad's pretty good and cream is a lovely word.
It goes with ANYTHING. I just ate two corned beef rolls with salad cream. I'm out of salad. Do i give a ****? ****ing hell no, brother. I just squeezed that shizzle in the mizzle of my rizzle and boogied on down to happy town.
It goes with chips. Surely, tommy k, or brown sauce, or a litre of vinegar are all thoroughly great options. But none of them quite eclipse the joys of fattening yourself up by smothering chips and cheese in salad cream for that extra dose of love.
Sometimes when im bored and hungry, i "start my meal" with salad cream. I think what i want salad cream on today. Dont be fooled into thinking that a lack of bread slows me down. In the past ive put it on cold pasta, and pizza.
So in essence, hail to thee, Salad Cream, spunk of the gods. Mother of christ you taste ****ing ace. I wrote a poem for you.
Salad cream, Salad cream
Tastes good all the time
Salad cream salad cream
Makes me fe**** YOU NOD YOU FAGGOT
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28 Jul 2005, 02:10
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BlueTuba
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Re: Something i like
I'm sorry, but brown sauce makes a mockery of salad cream.
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28 Jul 2005, 02:13
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Re: Something i like
more like brylcreem
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28 Jul 2005, 02:22
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Something i like
I concur entirely with salad cream's awesomeness.
Though sometimes I take it a bit far; salad cream butties are the ****ing win.
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28 Jul 2005, 02:24
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Re: Something i like
<nodrog-away> its no coincidence that salad cream looks like cum
<Deffeh> both make me happy.
<Deffeh> in my face
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28 Jul 2005, 02:29
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Re: Something i like
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
what the hell is salad cream?
Is it a dairy product? Anything like sour cream?
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28 Jul 2005, 02:45
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Re: Something i like
this thread has made me urge for something with salad cream, yet it is 2:45am, my parents are in bed and all the floorboards creak more than Dead_Meats joints
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28 Jul 2005, 12:11
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Re: Something i like
Salad cream is great, but so is mayonaise. Sometimes I don't know whuch to have.
But bread works on it's own with salad cream. Just a slice of bread and salad cream. Brilliant.
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28 Jul 2005, 12:13
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Something i like
Mayo I've never liked, it tastes of servitude.
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28 Jul 2005, 12:15
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Re: Something i like
I don't like it. In fact, I actively disaprove of it, much in the same way I disaprove of butch lesbians and pushchairs.
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28 Jul 2005, 12:16
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Re: Something i like
I've not had salad cream in years, I didn't like it when I did. Is it time for me to try it again? To open my heart to it's ways?
I'm not sure.
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28 Jul 2005, 12:18
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Re: Something i like
postin to represent the salad cream lovin crew yo.
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28 Jul 2005, 12:27
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Re: Something i like
Salad cream is awful.
I'm more of a tomato ketchup man myself.
the last time I had salad cream was on a school trip about 10 years ago and it was on a boilt egg. I didn't like it. So my teacher (sadistic bitch) covered it in tomato sauce and I had to eat that instead.
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29 Jul 2005, 03:37
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Re: Something i like
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantoz
what the hell is salad cream?
Is it a dairy product? Anything like sour cream?
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no. our sour cream is a lot like your sour cream.
our salad cream. a bit different
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29 Jul 2005, 05:59
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Re: Something i like
salad cream is for those that have no fridge (cause it lasts longer) or can't afford mayonnaise.
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29 Jul 2005, 09:58
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Something i like
Warm salad cream tastes awful, you're nuts.
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29 Jul 2005, 10:04
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Re: Something i like
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
Warm salad cream tastes awful, you're nuts.
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don't be dissin my condiments here clowney.
just because you've never realised how wonderful salad cream is.
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29 Jul 2005, 10:06
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Re: Something i like
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
I concur entirely with salad cream's awesomeness.
Though sometimes I take it a bit far; salad cream butties are the ****ing win.
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29 Jul 2005, 10:07
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Re: Something i like
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Originally Posted by Rumad
salad cream is for those that have no fridge (cause it lasts longer) or can't afford mayonnaise.
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I didn't realise mayonnaise was a luxury item :\
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29 Jul 2005, 10:17
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Re: Something i like
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Originally Posted by LHC
What are you talking about Enby?
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the clown confused me :/
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29 Jul 2005, 10:44
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Something i like
Salad cream needs to be cold. If it's warm, it actually causes my face pain.
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30 Jul 2005, 05:53
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th0ng gimp
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Re: Something i like
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Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
I didn't realise mayonnaise was a luxury item :\
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it has to be if someone thinks salad cream is the tops
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