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22 Sep 2004, 13:31
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[Philm]Open Water
Oh dear god but nobody go to see this movie unless you're being paid to watch it.
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22 Sep 2004, 13:33
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th0ng gimp
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
i know someone in th office said xactly the same thing.
That bad?
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22 Sep 2004, 13:34
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
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i know someone in th office said xactly the same thing.
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Maybe they were taking bribes from an opposition film company.
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22 Sep 2004, 13:38
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
"Hay how about we make a film and there's some people in the water and there's sharks there???"
"K. What else will we have in it?"
"I dunno **** you stop repressing my creative potential "
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22 Sep 2004, 13:46
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
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22 Sep 2004, 13:52
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th0ng gimp
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
i guess it lacks fundamental things such as a plot then huh?
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22 Sep 2004, 13:56
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
Well I think they were in the water and there were some sharks there but I'm not sure maybe you should check with the director!
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22 Sep 2004, 14:11
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th0ng gimp
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
nah your alwight - i will take your advice and avoid it like a hooker with aids
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22 Sep 2004, 14:40
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
My sister said it was the worst film she'd ever seen!
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22 Sep 2004, 14:54
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
Erin had to deal with almost everyone walking out on that movie 10 minutes after it started and demanding a refund (which they got as it's comapny policy apparrently), they dropped that movie SOOOO fast and I DID warn people about it in another movie thread ffs.
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22 Sep 2004, 15:08
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
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Erin had to deal with almost everyone walking out on that movie 10 minutes after it started and demanding a refund (which they got as it's comapny policy apparrently), they dropped that movie SOOOO fast and I DID warn people about it in another movie thread ffs.
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That movie thread was entitled resident evil 2 and I hardly expected you to be right sunday
PS I wish the IMC did refunds
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22 Sep 2004, 15:17
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
Yeah, it's rubbish. Loads of people left the cinema early actually...
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22 Sep 2004, 18:02
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
Any movie I could make in Roady's girlfriends indoor pool isn't worth watching.
Unless it has her in it.
Naked.
Without him.
Or censorship.
And possibly her mate and mum too.
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22 Sep 2004, 18:11
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
Even the adverts for it looked pathetic so i stayed away :/
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23 Sep 2004, 00:19
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
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Originally Posted by skiddy
Any movie I could make in Roady's girlfriends indoor pool isn't worth watching.
Unless it has her in it.
Naked.
Without him.
Or censorship.
And possibly her mate and mum too.
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mmmmmmmmmmmm naked, i can still possibly set you up with jane if you wish, and the pool has finally been heated up again, so we can go swimming \o/
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23 Sep 2004, 00:22
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
The Kurashima Review of "Open Water"
Its Shit. Its Gigli but with Sharks (which still look better than Jennifer Lopez). Id rather stick my cock in a blender than be forced to watch this again. For the love of god, please please please someone remove this from cinema's, video stockists, internet file sharing servers, and any part of my memory which recalls watching this tripe
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23 Sep 2004, 00:25
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
I don't intend to actually frequent cinemas until they start allowing us, once again, to take our smoking materials in there and puff away.
Cinemas need smoke.
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23 Sep 2004, 00:29
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
apparently everyone has to go and see anchorman and dodgeball
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23 Sep 2004, 01:04
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
Dodgeball is ace, anchorman is slapstick gone too far in my opinion. And i see these films EVERY working day, Dodgeball just doesn't seem to get boring (seeing as i work as a cinema projection manager i can watch them all i want :-)).
Good ones to look out for seem to be..... Nothing at the moment its all shit hollywood really is producing shite at the moment, and attendance at cinemas is dropping! Collateral isn't too bad, all though too long, and it just seems like the tom cruise show. Hero is worth a watch is you want to be visually entertained, only seen bits of it, but it does look good, and well tarantino's involved with it, so its got to have some sort of street cred!
Just my opinion...
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23 Sep 2004, 01:05
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
By the way, do i actually have the lowest average post count per day registered? i must be close, surely!
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23 Sep 2004, 01:08
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
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By the way, do i actually have the lowest average post count per day registered?
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If it brings you any closer to rapture, then yes*, you do.
* May be classed as a 'no' for the purposes of this post.
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23 Sep 2004, 02:01
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
I too have heard:
"Deep Water" is shit
"Dodgeball" is aces
"Anchorman" is hit and miss (depends on how much you like that sort of thing).
Also my review of "Alien Vs Predator":
"SERIOUSLY ****ING DISSAPOINTING!"
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23 Sep 2004, 02:37
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
Resident Evil Apocalypse is only good for the references to parts of Resident Evil 2, as far as zombie movies go it's very poor fair for scare/plot but has great fx.
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23 Sep 2004, 09:07
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
i-robot is pretty good, but asimov's robot books were 100% better than the movie based on them.
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23 Sep 2004, 09:29
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Re: [Philm]Open Water
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Originally Posted by Dace
Also my review of "Alien Vs Predator":
"SERIOUSLY ****ING DISSAPOINTING!"
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your lucky, you didnt see it at my house during the housewarming, it got dissected by everyone to the point where i think the argument actualy degenerated into baldurs gate 2
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