UPDATE: Vermillion f**ks up and flees the country

[meglamaniac]

If he's definately out of the country it should be fine shouldn't it?
If you want to play it safe get her to call him with some made up reason to find out where he is - she's his daughter i'm sure he'll tell her.

Also, this possibly the single best thing I have ever heard in RL, I thought it only happened in crappy US teen movies.

Also, take a photo and send it to him a week after you have moved into your nice leather armchair in Oxford, with a note saying you're under the protection of MI5 because everyone knows MI5 recruit from Oxbridge (although this raises worrying implications for national security if Nod, Jenny, or any of the other lot have anything to do with it).


Also, for God's sake do it you'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't!

[meglamaniac]

ALSO (!), there now follows a brief message from the UK Tourism Board:

Welcome to the UK!
Please be advised that the weather, like most things in Britain, is average. This does not mean it's ok for the time of year, it means the weather is simply the average of the variation most places would get over a year.
For example, winter in Britain is damp, foggy, and chilly. Summer in Britain is similar, although if you're lucky you lose the fog. Autumn and spring are also along the same lines.
You will quickly find most things in the UK are average. Roads are in an average state of repair. The service in most restaurants is average. TV, generally, is either average or American.
The one exception to this rule is public transport, which is merely average at best.

Please deposit your passport in the bin when you arrive. You are trapped in our soggy hellhole for ever.
Have a nice day!

[IncubusGod]

When you are on your death bed you will be able to look back on the time you boned your bosses daughter in his office as a comfort that you have enjoyed your life to the full.

Now your death bed may be sooner than you may wish if you get caught. But just the sheer thrill would be supreme. (Plus she sounds like a n0rty girl)

So guys, what are the names of the intellegence agencies in Canada? Clearly V won't tell us which one. Let's guess.

[Rumad]

i would like to know though whats going on in his daughters head. I am not being funny, but the last place I would want to do it would be anywhere where my father frequented.

I would if he/she are incestuous?

[meglamaniac]

Its not that strange.
The threat of being caught adds to the thrill innit.

*looks shifty*

[Rumad]

Originally Posted by meglamaniac

Its not that strange.
The threat of being caught adds to the thrill innit.

*looks shifty*

yeah i can understand that,but BEING CAUGHT ON YOUR DAD'S DESK I cannot understand

[IncubusGod]

Clearly she gets off on rebeling against her father. What better way of "showing him up" than by boning his underling on his desk.
And the possibility of being caught is there so if they get found out, its another "middle finger" moment to her father.

Maybe shes trying to illustrate she's not daddys nice little girl. Women do that sometimes.

[NEWSBOT3]

either that or she's just adventurous.

i'm not sure why you have such issues with this.

women in being adventurous about sex shocker!

[Deepflow]

Originally Posted by Rumad

I would if he/she are incestuous?

this does raise the important possiblity of him finding them then JOINING IN

aces

[IncubusGod]

Hey Newsbot, I like your sig.

[Rumad]

Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3

either that or she's just adventurous.

i'm not sure why you have such issues with this.

women in being adventurous about sex shocker!

I have nohing aainst open mindedness and knowing what you want, but I just cannot see me wanting to do that on my mm/dad's desk. Seems kinda weird.

I tend to go with icubusgod's idea of rebelling against daddy, but still seems kinda ****ed up that she would want to do it on her dad's desk.

[NEWSBOT3]

Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Hey Newsbot, I like your sig.

\o/

[IncubusGod]

Originally Posted by Rumad

I have nohing aainst open mindedness and knowing what you want, but I just cannot see me wanting to do that on my mm/dad's desk. Seems kinda weird.

I tend to go with icubusgod's idea of rebelling against daddy, but still seems kinda ****ed up that she would want to do it on her dad's desk.

I'll tell you what my dad told me

"Son, women are ****ed up".

[Boogster]

Still finding it difficult to take this seriously. Consider the news story:

"Spy consults nerds on internet forum concerning his future choice of job. Also leaks information concerning his steamy relationship with his boss' daughter. Finally, he asks aforementioned nerds to decide whether he partakes in farewell sex on her father's desk. Appears to value the answers given."

[Rumad]

Originally Posted by Boogster

Still finding it difficult to take this seriously. Consider the news story:

"Spy consults nerds on internet forum concerning his future choice of job. Also leaks information concerning his steamy relationship with his boss' daughter. Finally, he asks aforementioned nerds to decide whether he partakes in farewell sex on her father's desk. Appears to value the answers given."

You shoudl really stop reading the daily sport :/

It will ruin your vision all that masterbating.

[Boogster]

Not sure I understand your reply, but, 'yeah'.

[Vermillion]

Besides, who said anything about me being a spy?


Boogster, I will be completely honest. I posted this whole thing because I was curious about what others would do, after all this isn't exactly something I can discuss with my co-workers. However, if I AM being completely honest, I must admit that a small part of it was bragging... I mean, who wouldn't? And given the situation, about the ONLY people I can brag to are anonymous internet geeks...


I got this from the web, as anyone could, it implies nothing.

Candian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS)
http://www.csis-scrs.gc.ca/

Communications Security Establishment
http://www.cse-cst.gc.ca/

RCMP (has its own Intel division)
http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/crimint/ci_aboutcid_e.htm

[Rids]

This is one of those things, if you do do it, you'll be so tense, so worried, you probably wont get half the thrill out of it you think you would. And if you dont do it, you'll regret it for years to come, thinking of the time you could have boned your bosses daughter on his desk.

What would I do? Honestly. I'd play it safe. Wouldnt want to mess up my chances of leaving the country still breathing, and I hate to imagine the difficulty you'd have getting a reference, if you can get a reference, of course.

[Dace]

I'd do it for the story (as you may have noticed i like to collect them).

Whether or not i got caught wouldn't matter (although i'd rather not get caught).

It would be an excellent story either way *shrug* (AND you get sex!!!!!!!!!!11111).

[1-X]

are the consequences if caught really as dramatic as you'd have us believe?

While it may harm your professional reputation, your ex-boss is hardly going to do something illegal for revenge. Is he?

Check the room for cameras and then do the dirty deed

[IncubusGod]

It could be a honey trap

[Radical Edward]

Originally Posted by Vermillion

However, if I AM being completely honest, I must admit that a small part of it was bragging... I mean, who wouldn't? And given the situation, about the ONLY people I can brag to are anonymous internet geeks...

such events occur in order to be bragged about, I commend you V well done.

[roadrunner_0]

do it, you know you want to!
but check the room for bugs first obviously

[Boogster]

Originally Posted by Vermillion

Boogster, I will be completely honest. I posted this whole thing because I was curious about what others would do, after all this isn't exactly something I can discuss with my co-workers. However, if I AM being completely honest, I must admit that a small part of it was bragging... I mean, who wouldn't? And given the situation, about the ONLY people I can brag to are anonymous internet geeks...

If you're being honest, I guess I should too. I would do the same*.

*It's still too surreal for words.

[Jennifer]

1. Leave Daddy out of this.
2. We are most certainly not mediocre.
3. Look me up when you get here. You'll find me in the physics department or in the university dojo.

[Vermillion]

Are you staff or student?

And what will you be doing in the Dojo? I am looking to continue my Muay Thai, but could not find a specific society for it...

[Vermillion]

Just so everyone here knows, as of around 3:00 pm yesterday afternoon, I am the God damn King of this Motherf**king Planet.

I have been walking around for the past 18 hours with my arms up in the air.

Thank you, thank you everybody, I'll be playing here all week, try the veal.

[IncubusGod]

Hahahahaha.

woOO! Go Vermillion!

[1-X]

lucky bastard

[Tomkat]

I bet Verm works as a data inputter in a hoover factory, his boss has no daughter but 3 sons, and he won't tell us the job in case we BUST HIS STORY FOR THE LIE IT IS.

Although I'm often wrong and lose bets.

[Vermillion]

Oh, I am discovered. I am a huge liar, who has somehow consistently kept these fantasy threads of imagination going for years now. Nothing of what I say is ever true ever.

Except that.

and that

and that

and that

and that

and that.




and that.


(Or, alternatively, it could all be true.)

[Dante Hicks]

Personally, I don't care if it's true. It's entertaining which is sort of the point.

[Vermillion]

Oh its far more entertaining when you are the guy it's happening to, trust me.

Since we were already breaking several federal laws (and a few of God's laws, I suspect) in the course of the deed, I seriously considered taking pictures, but then, I might want a political career someday, and those would really do me no good.

[Tomkat]

I reckon if I did it on my boss's desk with his daughter my body would fail to perform and it'd take ages, making me more panicky, making the situation worse and take longer.

Then I'd get caught and it'd all go horribly downhill from there.

[Blastoderm]

Well done Verm. History in the making for yourself.

[Demon Dave]

Originally Posted by Vermillion

Since we were already breaking several federal laws (and a few of God's laws, I suspect) in the course of the deed,

care to elaborate on which laws you were breaking? she wasn't underage was she? cos if she was then that would put you in the same league as Dace, and we can't have that.

[Marilyn Manson]

The state shall employ him.

[Dace]

I have never felt guilty yet when in the proess of breaking a "law" *shrug*