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19 Feb 2003, 12:25
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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Searching for 'my real name' on Google
And I find out that there is a eunuch sharing my name who's won some idiot traditional Norwegian folkdance competiton.
All I found on myself was one page where I'd posted some rubbish years ago.
So. Are you famous on Google?
Matrim
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19 Feb 2003, 12:27
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 451
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I'm a porn star on google.
I win.
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19 Feb 2003, 12:30
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Retard
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 272
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
I'm a porn star on google.
I win.
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i knew that i'd seen you somewhere before jenna
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
I LIKE PAUL2.
HE IS MY FRIEND.
HE IS THE BEST FRIEND ANYBODY COULD WISH FOR!
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19 Feb 2003, 12:32
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 451
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Quote:
Originally posted by Golin
i knew that i'd seen you somewhere before jenna
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No. I'm porn star Nicole Wood. Do not confuse me with jenna jameson she's a total sell-out and I'm ashamed to share a profession with her.
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19 Feb 2003, 12:32
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Retard
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 272
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
I LIKE PAUL2.
HE IS MY FRIEND.
HE IS THE BEST FRIEND ANYBODY COULD WISH FOR!
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19 Feb 2003, 12:38
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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Nice homepage, Jonas.
I am dreadfully glad that no one will ever see the horrid html pages I forced upon the Internet when I was too young to think.
Yet it bugs me that I cannot ever delete those pages, passwords and logins forgotten ages ago. Just hope that those evil free hosts take care to delete unvisited sites every once in a while.
Matrim
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19 Feb 2003, 12:42
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Retard
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 272
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
Nice homepage, Jonas.
I am dreadfully glad that no one will ever see the horrid html pages I forced upon the Internet when I was too young to think.
Yet it bugs me that I cannot ever delete those pages, passwords and logins forgotten ages ago. Just hope that those evil free hosts take care to delete unvisited sites every once in a while.
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i was hoping that for instance tripod would shut down the crappy 'never used accounts wich passwords that now burns in hell because of a email adress that nolonger function'
i'm not emberrased tho.
it's a looong time ago. kinda.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
I LIKE PAUL2.
HE IS MY FRIEND.
HE IS THE BEST FRIEND ANYBODY COULD WISH FOR!
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19 Feb 2003, 12:53
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Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
Posts: 637
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yes
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19 Feb 2003, 12:55
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Blowdried
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Lost
Posts: 485
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19 Feb 2003, 13:02
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Last Of The Soul Reaver
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: London (middlesex) Wicked Place!
Posts: 333
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[url=http://www.ucpress.edu/books/pages/2862.html[/URL]
I'm a book writer.....
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You're just jealous coz the voices are talking to me!
Rimmer: Step Up To Red Alet!
Kryten: Are You Sure Sir, It Does Mean Changing The Bulb!
Death to the deamoness Allegra Gellar!
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19 Feb 2003, 13:09
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
Posts: 2,127
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I appear to be some kind of footballer type person, which is ironic.
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19 Feb 2003, 13:13
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 773
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I appear to be in charge of the IT department at the cathedral in Trondheim
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19 Feb 2003, 13:27
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Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
Posts: 2,371
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"Results 1 - 10 of about 24,200"
I'm not so special
I am (amongst other things) a famous(?) composer (The General's Daughter soundtrack is, apparently, one of my works), then at weekends I become an NFL "Linebacker" (whatever one of those is) playing for the Arizona Cardinals. Every other week I become a different PhD student/solicitor, and then now and again I become the president of my student-union.
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Ba Ba Ti Ki Di Do
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19 Feb 2003, 13:53
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Location Location!
Posts: 771
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GODDAMIT, I share my name with an idiot who cant even spell his surname
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search
Try the second link.
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19 Feb 2003, 18:16
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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19 Feb 2003, 18:24
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
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I searched for my full name and found an American cemetary listing with a guy with my name who died on the day before I was born, in the same year.
Hmm.
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19 Feb 2003, 18:34
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Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Posts: 1,313
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19 Feb 2003, 19:13
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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I am President of The European Public Health Alliance,
an Assistant Professor at The School of Journalism and Communication at Ohio State University, and an post-graduate expert in optical wireless communication, to name but a few.
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19 Feb 2003, 19:26
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
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In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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19 Feb 2003, 19:34
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 47
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I win
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,470,000
Then again if your last name is 'Page'....
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19 Feb 2003, 21:44
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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The top 3 entries on Google are all the real me (all Marxist thoughts). After that it get's into Darts Champions, and random other people.
On Google Groups the first twenty entries or so are me. Pointless posts about Duckman, DVDs & the Simpsons.
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19 Feb 2003, 21:58
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monkey on crack
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: US
Posts: 259
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I pretty much knew what results I would get , but here it is anyway: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...&q=kevin+smith
Yes, I am Silent Bob.
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19 Feb 2003, 22:30
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
Posts: 2,323
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Search for my name (not my full name, but the ones I use) on google, and you'll find - My third place in the IFI programming competition
- Me being listed as a go player at the pages of NGA
- A science post I made to Guardian Unlimited
- My ICQ entry
- A bug report to the GNU people about parted ****ing up my harddrive (My own fault, but a real bug)
- A couple of entries on pages for the irc channel #avalanche, including one which STILL (!!) has a working image of me, atleast 5-6 years old. As far as I know, the one and only picture of me on the internet.
- Random other people with my name, including a competitive marathon runner
- Tons of dead links
All in all I found it quite interesting.
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19 Feb 2003, 22:33
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 69
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I'm a Scottish Knight and a WW1 hero. I also wrote a book on Japanese science fiction. My question is - would it be sad of me to buy said book purely because it was written by someone with the same name as me?
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19 Feb 2003, 22:35
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
Posts: 2,323
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kegluneq
I'm a Scottish Knight and a WW1 hero. I also wrote a book on Japanese science fiction. My question is - would it be sad of me to buy said book purely because it was written by someone with the same name as me?
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Not unless you put it in a highly visible spot every time you have visitors
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19 Feb 2003, 22:37
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Twang Twang
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Where I live
Posts: 837
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I am a debt and financial managment consultancy.
strange name for a company but whatever.
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19 Feb 2003, 22:53
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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According to Varsity, you're also the Anna Kournikova of Cambridge Sports.
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20 Feb 2003, 00:04
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
According to Varsity, you're also the Anna Kournikova of Cambridge Sports.
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So what you're saying is I rarely play any sports and go out with a dashingly handsome man!
Sounds accurate
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Me
In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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20 Feb 2003, 00:05
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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The best I got was a Cancer Epidemiology Unit named after me.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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20 Feb 2003, 07:11
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no
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: in a chair
Posts: 329
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hmmm
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20 Feb 2003, 08:35
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 69
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Quote:
Originally posted by W
Not unless you put it in a highly visible spot every time you have visitors
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'Idea'. However, it wouldn't bear up to close scrutiny since I apparently wrote it when I was four.
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20 Feb 2003, 08:47
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Spritely:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Is: Nothing: Thirst: Is: Everything:
Posts: 616
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grooveh
apparently someone is infringing on my 'future power rights'
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