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14 Feb 2005, 22:50
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Has Soup On His Head
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Dear Homosexuals
Homosexuals Up In Arms over Penguins
Look, its as simple as this.
Yes , youre a poof. Yes , you have sex with individuals of the same sex. Yes, you display your sexuality in a repeated and vulgar manner in the name of "Equality" , and yes, you do have equal rights within the law to have these freedoms.
BUT ITS A GROUP OF ****ING PENGUINS. PENGUINS ARE SMALL MAMMALS THAT EAT FISH AND SWIM. THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS UNDER HUMAN LAWS, AND ARE ONLY BRED FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THE SMALL PORTION OF PEOPLE WHO STILL VISIT ZOO'S. GET A ****ING LIFE AND START TRYING TO INTEGRATE INSTEAD OF INTERFERE!
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14 Feb 2005, 22:54
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home wrecker
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
you are aware of the problems with a post like this I assume.....
shame on you kura, that was a low blow
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14 Feb 2005, 22:56
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I am.
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
you believe a journalist who doesn't quote even a single made up source
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAS BEEN
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14 Feb 2005, 22:58
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
The main gripe i have with the article is the sheer volume of rent-a-****ing-quote "Homosexual Activists" that appear to have popped up across the western world, and my personal mortal enemy , Peter ****ing Tatchell. Annoy the living shit out of me, more than almost anything else on earth.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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14 Feb 2005, 22:59
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Evul Critter
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
damn, i always saw Penguins as a rather Hard, cool species. Like the mafia of the animal world. I'll be really dissapointed if they are raving homosexuals. Clearly its the cages at the Zoo at work and not the Penguins fault!
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14 Feb 2005, 23:00
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I am.
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
there aren't any 'homo sexual activists named'
*cough* *cough* my point *cough*
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14 Feb 2005, 23:08
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
there aren't any 'homo sexual activists named'
*cough* *cough* my point *cough*
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In this case, despite some serious googling, I concede that not one of the currently listed news articles specifies a single specific source for a quote. And every article quotes the Zoo's manager saying he "received complaints from gay and lesbian groups" and nothing more.
The telegraph carried this story as well. Are there no standards left in British Journalism?
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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14 Feb 2005, 23:11
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
HOMOSEXUALS UP TO THEIR ARMS IN PENGUINS???!!!
It's the bloody animal rights activists, not the faggots, who should be angry.
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14 Feb 2005, 23:11
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Gone
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Are there no standards left in British Journalism?
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No.
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14 Feb 2005, 23:12
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I am.
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
i should not have laughed at your pain
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14 Feb 2005, 23:19
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
talking about penguins, has anyone seen any trailers for the new pixar film madagascar? with the psychotic penguins? i will be watching it just for the ensuing penguin hilarity
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14 Feb 2005, 23:22
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I am.
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
plane fly over.
penguin fall down.
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14 Feb 2005, 23:55
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
Aren't Penguins birds, not mammals?
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14 Feb 2005, 23:59
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Retired
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
Now, if that story had been in the guardian, i might have believed it.....
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15 Feb 2005, 00:58
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
Coloured text
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15 Feb 2005, 01:00
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Bored
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
When I was in the pub I said something about this to my housemates.
He said it was stupid because there's no penguin adoption centre for gay penguin couples.
I came out with the immortal line "p-p-p-p-p-pick up a penguin" and sat there giggling for 5 minutes...
ah well...
(i posted this in the wrong threead at first )
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15 Feb 2005, 01:04
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Banned
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
so easily countered by "if every animal on the earth was gay, it would become extinct within a generation or so. humans have ivf so wont succumb to that however, doing the same for animals is the same kind of interfering that you are complaining about which is in order to save a species from extinction. Would you like to be responsible for mass extinction?"
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15 Feb 2005, 01:22
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
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Gay groups insisted that penguins had a right to form couples without human interference, she said.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
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15 Feb 2005, 01:32
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overtired
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
Quote:
Bremerhaven's Zoo am Meer said it would introduce four extra female penguins from Sweden to the group to see if the males really were gay.
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I found amusement in this in a "come to sweden : even our penguins are easy" kind of a way
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15 Feb 2005, 01:47
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Insomniac
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Re: Dear Homosexuals
lol
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