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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 20:27   #1
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Quest for an alliance

I was confused on which alliance to join so i decided to go on a whistle top tour of all the alliances asking questions as i went along to try to find out if anything stood out about them.

My first stop was f-crew curious if anything at all had changed since my vacation there i decided to pop into the training facility.

<zokka> Hi wakey might if i sit in one of your classes
<wakey> Dnt mind if you do

I walk into sir wakey's lecture hall 100's of eager new pa players sit in anticipation.

<wakey> Welcome everyone this is the 7 in 27 lecture about attack and defence dynamics in planetarion. As we can see by this slide that the first example of successful military organization was the Babylonians.

...several hours later I awake
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ok thts all folks, oh zokka did you enjoy it
<zokka> Fascinating /me rolls eyes whilst Wakey ain't looking

i then get into my hummer and drive to OCT industry main office at the door i am met by a blue smurf called Bluey.

<zokka> Hi I was wondering if you could let me in
<Bluey> Do you have a pass
<zokka> no well, but can you tell me anything about CT
<Bluey that info is on a strictly need to know basis
<zokka> but i need to know
<Bluey> Well there is one way you i can give you the info
Bluey licks her lips and steps towards me
<zokka I ain't your man whore good day young lady

I then went up to Jezz but he wouldn't tell me anything either and seemed rather egotist with his reply you don't choose us we choose you kind of thing.

I tried to sneak in backway but was met by ed209

I was on my way to orbit lane when i tripped over a drunk smudge. Though clearly in a state I decided to ask him.

<zokka> sir would ye be still in orbit
smudge replays barley understandable and hiccuping
<smudge> yesssh sira i'd be
<zokka> Can you tell me why you like them so much
<smudge> Cos i luv em so much (he then starts crying)

all off a sudden smudge starts to have a fit has 100's of bullets strike into him. Quickly i go for cover. Glancing over i see a magi star in his huge mechanized armour.

<magistar> Zokka I know your here GET OUT OF HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN
<zokka> omfg you son of a bitch what did you do
<magistar> ha, ha ,ha, he was a drunk and I am American, so i like to shoot things
<zokka> you will pay for this

Then i activated my armour and a epic battle took place, the battle was going on for many hours with many buildings being destroyed including kargools home. After many hours later. magistar stands over me, ready to deliver the killer blow.

<magistar> Say goodbye zokka
magistar brings down his huge mechanized fist then out of nowhere a huge blue fireball send magi star flying though a skyscraper. Its Brugzilla

<zokka> whow i thought you died after your fight with king kong
<brugzilla> neggggggggghjjjjjiaahhh
<zokka> lets do it

Then we so tag team his arse and we soon win
<inferno> thx you brugzilla and zokka you saved us all you always have a home here
<zokka> thxs see ya around.

After an epic battle i really needed a drink so i pop into the local club tides of fire where the music is playing and everyone is having fun so i walk up to the bar man who is eating a Taco Bell and say
<Zokka> Vodka please make it a double
<catalyst> oh hi handsome sugar plum been a long day has it.

After a long chat with the bar tender i am left very impressed with Tof and decide to approach the HC. However it is clear bluey has gotten to them and mentioned my rejection of her as they all refuse to even speak to me.

And its like that alliance after alliance i get the door shut in my face the only thing i learn is that Exode as been in HR for 72 years and likes misty a unhealthy amount!

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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 20:43   #2
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Re: Quest for an alliance

I lolled.
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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 20:43   #3
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Re: Quest for an alliance

bored are we? Fun read tho
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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 20:44   #4
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Re: Quest for an alliance

I even went to Bluey to get my share of cyber. I got turned down. Sigh.
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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 20:49   #5
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Re: Quest for an alliance

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I even went to Bluey to get my share of cyber. I got turned down. Sigh.
An amusing read. Although zokka, when your perhaps making fake logs, or relaying them incorrectly onto the forum, you might not want to have Bluey change her nick from a capital B to a small one then back again in a few sentences. otherwise yes amusing
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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 20:57   #6
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Re: Quest for an alliance

Bluey rules! \0/
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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 21:03   #7
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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 21:10   #8
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Re: Quest for an alliance

What? No TGV? I wanted to see how Kargool was after you destroyed his house (it was a bar right?).
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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 21:31   #9
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Re: Quest for an alliance

No more like a brothel
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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 21:36   #10
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Re: Quest for an alliance

So the moral of the story is tof is the easiest ally to blag ur way into ?
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Re: Quest for an alliance

i was sobre ffs





ok i lied
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Unread 6 Jun 2007, 22:04   #12
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Re: Quest for an alliance

Hehe, good read indeed :P
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Re: Quest for an alliance

lol....i think ill pm Bluey
and good work zokka nice read..
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Unread 7 Jun 2007, 21:30   #15
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Re: Quest for an alliance

get your ass back in our channel
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Bluey is mine zokka. Good boy when turning down the offer
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And its like that alliance after alliance i get the door shut in my face the only thing i learn is that Exode as been in HR for 72 years and likes misty a unhealthy amount!
*blush i had no idea *

i think hes a sweetie too :P

Its called getting to know people really well, to work as a team and knowing the limits that you can push people, it tends not to happen very much theese days sadly !
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Re: Quest for an alliance

As usual, I didn't get it. Though I stopped after the 2nd or 3rd line.
One day I will get it though.
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Unread 24 Jun 2007, 18:07   #20
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I'm amazed you didn't manage to read the whole thing chika.... judging by the amount of posts you make, it seems like you have enough time on your hands

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he's made 3 posts in the last week.
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Oh, I was supposed to laugh

Knew I went wrong somewhere
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Re: Quest for an alliance

lolll nice read

and lol @ kargools house
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Kargool house was the best part of it. Nice one zokka
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we try to keep smudge out of the public eye.
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