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6 Jan 2004, 20:03
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Not Dark or Handsome
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I just fell off my chair
I came over all dizzy and fell off my chair, banging my ass and elbow.
My temperature has just got quite high, but i am no longer dizzy.
Can you diagnose me?
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6 Jan 2004, 20:04
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Subconcious tantric masturbation.
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6 Jan 2004, 20:05
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Bernard Black
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Does your urine taste salty?
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6 Jan 2004, 20:06
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: I just fell off my chair
I'm not in favour of finding out first-hand.
(And no, i wasnt wanking.)
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6 Jan 2004, 20:06
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Guest
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Black out?
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6 Jan 2004, 20:07
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Bernard Black
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Re: I just fell off my chair
You might have an infection man, just put a drop to your tongue.
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6 Jan 2004, 20:07
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Nope, and nope. :/
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6 Jan 2004, 20:07
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: I just fell off my chair
You have aids.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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6 Jan 2004, 20:08
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Bernard Black
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Bugger
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6 Jan 2004, 20:09
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Quote:
Originally Posted by Embroglio
You have aids.
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Yeah, but none of them can surpass the sum-knowledge of GD.
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6 Jan 2004, 20:26
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Rawr rawr
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Someone knocked you over the head with a hammer, and pulled the chair from under your ass?
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6 Jan 2004, 20:29
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Yeah, that must be it. My thanks.
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6 Jan 2004, 20:32
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Rawr rawr
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Glad to be of help.
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6 Jan 2004, 20:45
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: I just fell off my chair
You're retarded.
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6 Jan 2004, 20:49
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BlueTuba
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Re: I just fell off my chair
knobrot
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6 Jan 2004, 20:55
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Cute and cuddly
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Re: I just fell off my chair
you probably died, and now you're living in a state where you don't know you're dead. you know, like the sixth sense
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6 Jan 2004, 20:57
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Rawr rawr
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
You're retarded.
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I know....
what?
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6 Jan 2004, 22:20
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Not you, that's my diagnosis
NOT EVERYONE MAY BE REPLYING TO YOUR FANTASTICALLY FUNNY COMMENTS MR FUNNY HA HA MAN
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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6 Jan 2004, 22:22
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Registered User
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Re: I just fell off my chair
There is no spoon.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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6 Jan 2004, 23:13
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Cute and cuddly
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Not you, that's my diagnosis
NOT EVERYONE MAY BE REPLYING TO YOUR FANTASTICALLY FUNNY COMMENTS MR FUNNY HA HA MAN
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that seemed quite bitter, but i suppose you get like that when you're old. lolz
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7 Jan 2004, 05:44
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Registered User
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Seizure.
It causes you to lose balance and get the shakes, you don't remeber having it and your body tempature goes up.
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7 Jan 2004, 06:04
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: I just fell off my chair
it is an ear disease
its there from get the balance sense from.
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7 Jan 2004, 13:33
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: I just fell off my chair
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Morte
it is an ear disease
its there from get the balance sense from.
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Winner.
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