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21 Dec 2003, 23:30
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Condemned to RP
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Catharina Zeta-Jones
In 'the mask of zorro'.
I'm in love.
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21 Dec 2003, 23:32
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
Minger.
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21 Dec 2003, 23:47
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
She sleeps with Micahel Douglas.
She's a celeb celeb ****er.
She ****s celebs.
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22 Dec 2003, 00:31
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
She sleeps with Micahel Douglas.
She's a celeb celeb ****er.
She ****s celebs.
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Shes got 2 kids by him. Shes "Made it" in Hollywood terms even if she never stars in another movie. Shes in with one of the most powerful families in Hollywood, and as long as she keeps her mouth shut everywhere except the bedroom, she can do what the hell she wants for the rest of her life.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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22 Dec 2003, 00:32
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
I wouldn't kick it out of bed.
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22 Dec 2003, 01:14
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
i would.
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22 Dec 2003, 01:16
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
With my Doc's, too. (Although i dont usually wear them for bed, i;d make an exception this once.)
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22 Dec 2003, 01:17
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apothos
i would.
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I wouldnt unless she spoke in that ANNOYING valleys accent she has.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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22 Dec 2003, 20:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
I'd not only kick her out of bed i'd kick her around the bedrom down the stairs around the house then back up the stairs before finally kicking her back in to bed JUST SO SHE KNOWS WHO'S BOSS!
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22 Dec 2003, 20:30
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Bernard Black
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
I'd stick my penis up her butt, then kick her out of bed.
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22 Dec 2003, 20:33
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
You romantic you Grimble.
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22 Dec 2003, 20:35
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Bernard Black
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
I usually show the ladies my GD posts. It makes them think I'm sensitive
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22 Dec 2003, 20:38
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
A romantic internet dweeb.
Gee Grimble you are the best.
The ladies must be all over you.
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22 Dec 2003, 20:39
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Bernard Black
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
Like flies on a piece of cow poo
Grimble
-Residental Hazmat Maker
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22 Dec 2003, 20:45
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
She's basically a whore..
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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22 Dec 2003, 20:57
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
basically?
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22 Dec 2003, 21:06
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
OK, she's a whore.
She should've stayed in 'The Darling BUds of May', where she was ok, and wasn't sucking off Hollywood stars to make a name for herself, the slut.
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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22 Dec 2003, 21:15
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
"slutwhore"
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22 Dec 2003, 22:12
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Re: Catharina Zeta-Jones
HARLOT!
I will see her executed for flaunting her flesh in such a brazen manner. AND she was shit in Darling buds of May.
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