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Unread 1 Mar 2005, 01:04   #1
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Favorite Simpsons Quote
Ok, I want to know, and you never would of guessed from the title, what your favorite Simpsons quote is.
Mine is in the episode where Burns had nicked $1trillion from USA and given it to Cuba. When he crashed the plane in Cuba he goes

"This fog is so thick I cant even see my own catterax" (dodgy spelling I know)

so....

Whats yours?

p.s. Yes we know that the new Simpsons suck and that Futurama is >> the Simpsons anyway so no need to tell us again
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Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
Lisa: Don't you mean three million dollars?
Quimby: [looks around nervously, adjusts his tie] Of course. How silly of me.
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
Homer: "It's like being married to my best friend, and he lets me feel his boobs."

or "when it comes to compliments women are ravenous bloodsucking monsters always wanting more, MORE, MORE"

oh there's so many...
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
homer: i thought he was a party robot
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
Moe : "I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that."

Threads like this usually fail because nobody has one favourite, and the internet has so many pages like this
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
i agree with ste, there are too many

but off the top of my head right now

"Disco Stu does not advertise"
or
"New feelings rising in Duff Man. What, would Jesus do?"
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
Not a funny quote, but I notice in a recent showing of the "I didn't do it" boy episode, this scene has been edited so Chespirito (Bumblebee man) doesn't read out any news:
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             [Chespirito runs over and pushes him aside]
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
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Threads like this usually fail because nobody has one favourite, and the internet has so many pages like this
Write as many as you want. I may not have used an s but I never meant for ppl to not post as they couldnt decide between 2.
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
i have up to season 5 simpsons DVD sets. i have to agree that the newer ones are not as good as the old ones.
My favorite quote is when bart was in the one play, I think he was a pirate, and skinner tried to snatch him off the stage and he said "Un-hand me Yankee!"
I have tons more but that one sticks out.
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I was always amused by, "Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics."
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*After Bart and Lisa have raised the dead*
Lisa: Dad.....We've done something really bad....
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Ralph WIggum: "I bent my wookie."

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The groan sideshow bob makes when the rakes slam into his face
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Homer: Implied.. or implode?
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Everyone knows the best quote is "My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!" though
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Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh, heh, heh. (sarcastically) Oh, suuure Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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I can't remember what he's saying, but Homer is ranting and debating something, and he has a point or two, and just finishes with "and et cetera".

It doens't seem so funny, but it is.
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I can't remember what he's saying, but Homer is ranting and debating something, and he has a point or two, and just finishes with "and et cetera".

It doens't seem so funny, but it is.
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Everyone knows the best quote is "My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!" though

i remember the quote, just not the situation... and i want to giggle, so care to describe?
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Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote
mmm has to be where homer destroys the bill of rights and he has to have a telephone cast in his house.

Homer: Lisa, whats your most favourite film in the whole wide world?
Lisa: well before u taped over it the little mermaid, why...
Homer: Thattttts right The Odd Couples.
Homer: and meet ur mismatched partner, Barrrrt Simpson.
Homer: [sings] du du du du du du duuuuuuu, du du duuuuu, du du duuuuu du.
Lisa: But dad.......
Homer: [sings] du du du du du du duuuuuuu, du du duuuuu, du du duuuuu du.
Bart: Im gonna make your life a living hell.
Lisa: [scared]
Homer: [sings] du du du du du du duuuuuuu, du du duuuuu, du du duuuuu du.

or 1 from a new episode: where lisa stops eating, and they take in nelson

Homer: Aha heres a mistake it says the capital of Kentucky is Frankfurt. haha dream on pal
Marge: but the capital of kentucky is Frankfurt.
Homer: Really, i thought it was frankfurter, mmmm, is that anything.
Marge: Yes homer its something.
Bart: See its all legit, now make with th party.
Homer: Alright boy which con did u pull here, copy of another kid, take notes and pay attention in class?
[looks at bart]
Homer: WELL TAKE NOTE OF THIS[starts strangelling him]

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Nacho, Nacho Man, I want to be a nacho man....
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Bumblebee Guy: ¡Ay, ay, ay -- Señor Ding-Dong!
Lisa: I thought you were just a marketing gimmick.
Ding-Dong: There was a time when that was true, but now, I am so much more. [cracks the whip at the doorbell, silencing it. The crowd cheers]
Marge: Oh, my! Gracias, Señor.
Ding-Dong: Denada. If you ever need me, just ... ring. [gets in his van, and tries to start the motor. It doesn't cooperate] Does anyone have any jumper cables? [tries again] Oh, you stinking Chevy.

Is a favorite. Señor Ding-Dong is probably the coolest throw-away/gimmick character ever :\
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Quimby: Remember, if anyone asks, you're my niece from out of town.
Lady: I am your niece, uncle Joe!
Quimby: Good lord! I'm an abomination!


Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch!
Wiggum: Montgomery Burns, you're under arrest for murder.
Burns: Did I say corpse hatch? I meant.. innocence tube!
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Agent: Now Mr Simpson, when i say hello Mr THOMPson and tread on you foot, you say hello back

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