Session Start: Wed Mar 07 22:53:53 2001
[22:53] <Fred> how do get ops
[22:54] > how do i?
[22:54] > or how do you?
[22:54] <Fred> me
[22:54] <Fred> pls
[22:54] > u have 2 be part of the pacrew
[22:54] <Fred> how do i become pa crew
[22:54] > u dont
[22:54] > brb
[22:54] <Fred> why not
[22:54] <Fred> K
[22:55] > nm im back
[22:55] > talk to TheLord
[22:55] > he can explain it better
[22:55] <Fred> is he hear
[22:55] > yes
[22:55] > or if ure in the UK
[22:56] > phone 0800 106 107 and ask for Gary who might consider you
lots of other crap happens as he actually phones them up and asks for the people i tell him to ask for etc etc
[23:05] > if its safestyle then its safestyle i really dont care. those people also run planetarion in spare time
[23:05] <Fred> oh
[23:05] <Fred> ill try lata
[23:05] > try it now
[23:05] <Fred> whats TheLords name
[23:05] > they might not be there soon
[23:06] > chris
[23:06] > why?
[23:07] <Fred> nothin
[23:11] > erm word of warning tho
[23:11] > Chris isnt exactly straight so be kinda careful aroudn him
[23:11] <Fred> K
[23:11] > rampant homosexuality springs to mind
[23:11] <Fred> oh thanks
[23:11] > no problem
he PM's TheLord
the lords pm convo
[22:51] <Fred> i want to be a pacrew
[22:52] <Fred> ive been in since the start
[22:53] <Fred> can i join
[22:54] <Fred> hello
[22:55] <TheLord> no
[22:55] <Fred> why cant i join
[22:56] <TheLord> it's a very elite group, and we choose the l33test people when we need to
[22:56] <TheLord> and asking to join pacrew, is very unl33t
[22:57] <Fred> well how do i join
[22:57] <Fred> tell me
[22:57] <Fred> ill do anything
[22:57] <Fred> im on 247
[22:57] <TheLord> i just told you, you don't join
[22:57] <TheLord> you get picked
[22:57] <Fred> who picks me
[22:57] <TheLord> pacrew
[22:57] <TheLord> and chances are we're not going to pick you
[22:58] <Fred> how do u pick
[22:58] <TheLord> we choose those we feel are mature, responsible, active and helpful
[22:58] <Fred> and how do you find them
[22:59] <TheLord> boards, irc, ingame
[22:59] <Fred> how do i put my name forward
[22:59] <TheLord> you don't
[23:00] <Fred> i wait
[23:00] <Fred> A/S/L
[23:00] <TheLord> 23/m/scotland
[23:00] <TheLord> and a/s/l is the most gay thing you can do, btw
[23:00] <Fred> whats btw
[23:01] <TheLord> by the way
[23:03] <Fred> chris ru gay
[23:03] <TheLord> OI
[23:03] <TheLord> who told you????
[23:03] <Fred> told me what
[23:03] <Fred> come on chris
[23:03] <TheLord> that i was gay???
[23:04] <Fred> I cant say
[23:04] <Fred> you wont help me
[23:04] <Fred> not even one bit
[23:05] <TheLord> no, as i don't think you're pacrew material
[23:05] <Fred> well what can iget
[23:06] <TheLord> you can get intimate with me
[23:06] <Fred> chris ru gay
[23:06] <TheLord> how about it?
[23:06] <Fred> well i would like that
[23:07] <Fred> i luv the scotish
[23:08] <TheLord> where are you from?
[23:08] <Fred> Warrington
[23:08] <TheLord> oh
[23:08] <TheLord> i only go for norwegian boys
[23:08] <Fred> well you can try
[23:08] <Fred> you sound great fun
[23:09] <TheLord> nah
[23:09] <Fred> come on
[23:09] <Fred> enjoy youself for once
[23:09] <TheLord> no =(
[23:10] <TheLord> you're just using me to get into pacrew
[23:10] <Fred>
[23:10] <Fred> no im not
[23:10] <Fred> u told me im not good enough
[23:10] <Fred> so fairs fair
[23:11] <Fred> u like cyber chris
back to my pm
[23:14] >
[23:14] > try cybering him
[23:15] <Fred> whats that
[23:15] > i heard 1 or 2 others managed to get in by doin that
[23:15] > basically you have sex with him online
[23:15] <Fred> K
[23:15] <Fred> ill try
[23:15] > u know liek "unf unf take me now" etc etc
[23:16] <Fred> but i dont want to use him
[23:16] <Fred> its not fair
[23:16] > its not using him
[23:17] > if he thinks your good he'll probably let you in
TheLord :
[23:11] <TheLord> depends
[23:12] <Fred> i love batty boys
[23:13] <TheLord> really?
[23:13] <TheLord> didn't think you'd be into that sort of stuff
[23:13] <Fred> lets forget about pa
[23:13] <Fred> and talk about this now
[23:14] <TheLord> talk about what?
[23:15] <Fred> havin cyber
[23:15] <TheLord> i'm not in teh mood tonight
My pm
[23:17] <Fred> he said i cant have it and what he says goes
[23:17] > keep trying
[23:17] <Fred> he said im not pa material
[23:17] > i did for ages
[23:17] <Fred> so you cyberedhim
[23:17] > once i said "im taking you from behind now phwoar" he began saying "yes yes yes" and in about 2hrs i was pacrew
[23:18] <Fred> just like that
[23:18] > well yeah i guess
[23:18] <Fred> got any pics to turn him on
[23:18] > hmm no not really
[23:18] > we just cybered
[23:19] <Fred> why dont u put a good word in for me
[23:19] > i have already
[23:19] > he said <TheLord> If he cybers me ill think about it more
[23:19] <Fred> and what did he say
[23:19] <Fred> Ah
[23:20] <Fred> how do i turn him on
[23:20] <Fred> quick
[23:20] > erm
[23:20] > say to him
[23:20] > "ooooo big boy i love ure big strong hands. why dont u come over here and feel me" etc etc
theLord's pm
[23:17] <Fred> ooo big boy i like you big stong hands why dont you come over here and put them to some use
my pm
[23:21] <Fred> more
[23:21] <Fred> im not good at this
[23:21] > just use your imagination
[23:21] > think dirty
[23:21] > and he will like it
[23:21] > also has a thing for big brown sticks
[23:21] > dunno why
thelord:
[23:19] * Fred habds TheLord a BIG BROWN STICK
[23:20] <TheLord> ooh
[23:20] * Fred use the stick how you want
meanwhile thelord disconnects due to "broken pipe" but reconnects shortly after.
[23:22] <Fred> hes not replyed yet
[23:22] <Fred> ask him hows he doi or somthing
[23:22] <Fred> or do you think Fred will get it
[23:23] > hmm
[23:23] > *** Quits: TheLord () (Broken pipe)
[23:23] > > nooooooo
[23:23] > he will rejoin in a sec
[23:25] > btw
[23:25] > This was a TPE Production (c)2001
[23:25] > thankyou for being the star of the show
[23:25] <Fred> what
strangely he doesnt seem to get what has just happened
thelords pm continues:
[23:20] <TheLord> WHAT SORT OF GUY DO YOU THINK I AM???
[23:20] <Fred> strips off his clothes slowly
[23:21] <Fred> bit buy bit
[23:21] <Fred> he reahes over to Grab Chrises hot hard Cock
[23:21] <TheLord> erm, i'm getting scared now
[23:22] <TheLord> btw
[23:22] <TheLord> This was a TPE Production (c)2001
[23:22] <Fred> an sticks it in his mouth and stars to suck slowly
[23:22] <TheLord> you can stop now
[23:22] <Fred> why
[23:23] <TheLord> i'm not into that sort of thin
[23:23] <TheLord> has jammyjim been messing with you?
[23:23] <Fred> what you meen
[23:23] <Fred> what do you like to do then if you dont like that
[23:24] <Fred> come on ill do anything for u
[23:24] <Fred> you tell me
[23:25] <TheLord> no
[23:25] <Fred>
[23:27] <Fred> comeon speek
[23:27] <TheLord> there's nothing more to say
[23:27] <Fred> why
[23:27] <Fred> i like u u like me lets make love
[23:27] <TheLord> i told you, i'm not into that
[23:28] <Fred> well why r u still speekin to me
[23:28] <Fred> r u gay yes
Session Close: Wed Mar 07 23:29:13 2001