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19 May 2003, 01:32
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Ewww FFS
I just decided to get a midnight snack and went to the kitchen to open a bag of potato chips. Upon opening the bag and tossing out some potato chips into a dish, a rather putrid smell reached my nose. As I moved around some of the potato chips in the dish, I discovered the reason.
THERE WAS A ****ING DEAD MOUSE IN MY POTATO CHIPS, FFS
I may not eat potato chips again for a month
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19 May 2003, 01:33
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Take photos, send thing back whit photos and a letter saying what happened..
If you dont get money/compensation, go to the press.
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Oh and EWWWW
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19 May 2003, 01:34
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
Posts: 4,872
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Re: Ewww FFS
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19 May 2003, 01:39
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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i would have laughed my ass off. cept if i was hungry. then i would have ate the mouse.
But yes, complain, and be as angry / petrified / emotionally scarred as possible. Itll get you more money.
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19 May 2003, 01:39
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Location Location!
Posts: 771
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SUE SUE SUE SUE!!!!!!!
and share the money with me because i told you to.
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19 May 2003, 01:43
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Take photos, send thing back whit photos and a letter saying what happened..
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As soon as I discovered it I grabbed the dish, dropped the contents in the garbage bin followed by the potato chips bag.
I am not tempted to go fish it out to photograph it, especially considering the stench that is now in the garbage bin and the fact that the corpse seemed to be only half-complete and fried/baked, yet still very identifiable. Better change the bag tomorrow :/
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19 May 2003, 02:51
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Spelling is for pussies
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Actually, where the feck am I........?
Posts: 446
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That is seriously
I always thought this sort of thing was a urban legend, didn't realise people ACTUALLY found this sort of thing in their food.
:shudder:
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19 May 2003, 08:22
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hated dead or alive
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 595
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damn, looking at the title of this tread i was convinced it would be about a pic of KG or so.
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19 May 2003, 08:47
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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I found maggots in a box of crackers and a snail in a block of cheddar once.
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19 May 2003, 08:52
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Bromley
Posts: 806
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was the mouse tasty?
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19 May 2003, 14:38
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
was the mouse tasty?
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Fortunately I noticed it as it came sliding out of the bag. The smell was seriously horrid though - when I took the bag out of the bin to throw it away, I could smell it from the other side of the room :/
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19 May 2003, 14:47
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more then you can ever be
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Some far away landy thingy
Posts: 507
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ok there goes my hunger ffs........stupid mouse
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19 May 2003, 17:09
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 554
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mirai
I found maggots in a box of crackers and a snail in a block of cheddar once.
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I found maggots in a hamburger I got from MacDonalds once. The sad thing was that I had taken a bite out of it before I discovered them
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19 May 2003, 17:36
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Cynical Optimist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Solihull / University of Warwick
Posts: 502
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..is feeling distinctly unwell
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19 May 2003, 23:40
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
Posts: 3,790
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YOU KILLED MR JINGLES !!!!
Vaio
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19 May 2003, 23:58
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Twang Twang
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Where I live
Posts: 837
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i was eating a tuna sandwich when i read this thread :(((((
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21 May 2003, 00:59
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Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
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Sorry, but this is horribly funny. Kinda.
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21 May 2003, 01:14
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vaio
YOU KILLED MR JINGLES !!!!
Vaio
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Like your cat wouldnt have done the same.
I bet your cat drools at the sight of those silly Aero adverts.
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21 May 2003, 01:41
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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Leshy : you shouldnt eat Aldi Chips anyway.
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